#dbd shitpost

[theres-a-body-here]

Sable: "When meeting new people remember to keep it light and casual. Use our conversation starters if you get in trouble"

(Y/N), nodding along: "Light and casual, got it"

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(Y/N), throwing themselves at the Killer's feet: "I LOVE SWEATY, EVIL, AND VIOLENT MEN, PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!"

Screams and yells echo through the realm as the killer frantically attempts to shake off (Y/N) from their thighs

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Sable, panicking and holding her head: "He's pulling the freak-off card THIS EARLY?"

Mikaela, looking through binoculars: "If he u-turns the topic back to the Mori Rework we might clutch this"

#dbd x reader #dead by daylight x reader #male!reader #dead by daylight #male reader #dbd #slasher x reader #slashers #dbd shitpost #dbd incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sable ward #all things wicked #mikaela reid #killers x reader #killers dbd #dbd killer

[daddy-deathslinger]

Can you do a Deathslinger / Knight / Oni / Ghostface with a thick s/o who is so strong that their perk is to literally carry their survivor friends while they heal? And during trial, when the killer sees an injured survivor, they were about to snatch them when they got accidentally lifted up and carried off by their s/o, who mistaken them due to a blindness effect perk?

Bonus if the injured survivor shout out, “WRONG PERSON” and when the effects wore off, s/o realizes they’re carrying the killer with ease

Howdy there! I hope you like what I came up with, needless to say the killers react waaay differently to this happening...

The Deathslinger/Caleb Quinn with a buff s/o

You’ve always been strong, and since entering the Entity’s realm your strength seems to have almost doubled. 

You have thus taken it upon yourself to be the protector of your fellow survivors, always putting their safety before your own.

So, as you see Meg helplessly bleeding behind a barn during one trial, you run towards her, ready to help. 

Suddenly the world seems to turn into some kind of haze, and Meg’s silhouette becomes harder to distinguish in the fog. But you find her and pick her up with ease.

“What in tarnation?!” 

That doesn’t sound like Meg at all, but you make a run for it with her on your back nonetheless. Time is running short, she needs to be healed, she needs help-

“WRONG PERSON, Y/N!”

That’s Meg.

You stop, dropping the person you held on your back to the ground. And then you see who it is.

“Caleb!” you exclaim in surprise, the killer squirming on the ground in embarrassment. “Caleb, I’m so sorry, I thought you were-”

“I know who ya thought I was”, Caleb mutters as he gets up quickly. “Let’s just… start this whole trial over, shall we?”

The Knight/Tarhos Kovács with a buff s/o

Tarhos is a strong man, but he doesn’t mind that you’re stronger than him.

Ofcourse, what he minds has its limits.

Like if he, during a trial, sends out his scouts, and they return empty handed. He growls in anger and goes scouting himself.

It takes him some time, but he eventually finds a coward that he injures! He hunts the coward, their screams of agony and fear brings him so much excitement and he can almost taste their blood and-

Suddenly, he feels himself being picked up from the ground.

The hunt is interrupted as someone, without any trouble at all, carries him away from his prey.

He shrieks in anger, waving with his arms in the air. The prey is left standing, just watching, and in the distance he can hear his scouts laugh.

“Shit, babe, I’m so sorry!”

He’s being put down, at last. His captor reveals themselves to be none other than his dear lover. 

“I-I didn’t see you, I mistook you for… Shit, I’m so sorry!”

This? Yeah, this he minds.

The Oni/Kazan Yamaoka with a buff s/o

Kazan is a strong and muscular man. He has fought many battles and killed mercilessly.

So when he met you, he knew he finally had found his equal. In strength, at least.

He likes training you, making use of your strengths to fight him.

So when, during one trial, things go a bit adrift, he’s confused.

It starts off as any trial, Kazan hunts and they run. He injures, and drinks their blood. He puts them on hooks and reap the rewards.

But this trial, things go different. He blinds them all with the perk that the Entity has blessed him with, and he has the high ground now. Nothing can stop him now-

Suddenly, as he’s about to go into rage mode and attack them all, someone picks him up with ease.

How? What? Who??

“Shit! Kazan!” he hears his lover exclaim, as he is abruptly dropped to the ground with a loud “FTUNK!”

He remains on the ground, just staring up at you in confusion. You stammer out an apology and ask him if he’s mad at you for ruining his moment.

Mad? How could he be mad? You’re strong, you’re powerful, you’re everything that Kazan admires. He’s never gonna let you go.

The Ghostface/Danny Johnson with a buff s/o

You know that Danny dislikes being the smaller person in the relationship, physically. He doesn’t feel too good about you being stronger than him, either.

And one trial, what can’t happen happens. 

It must have been the blindness effect, you don’t know what else could have caused it. You just wanted to help Kate!

You picked her up, as you always do when your friends need to heal and be on the move at the same time.

She was alot louder than usual when you did, though.

“For fuck’s sake, put me down Y/N!!!!”

Hmm…

He’s not gonna let you live this down, is he?

#dead by daylight #dbd #the deathslinger #caleb quinn #dbd deathslinger #caleb quinn x reader #the deathslinger x reader #dbd meme #dbd shitpost #dbd oni #the oni x reader #kazan yamaoka #dbd the knight #dbd the ghostface #danny johnson #jed olsen #dbd ghostface #dbd killer

[dat-is-i]

brother i don't even know anymore

#dbd #dead by daylight #dbd killer #dead by daylight killer #the unknown #dbd the unknown #shitpost #dbd meme #dbd shitpost #why am i like this #i might shamefully delete this later

[robinsarm]

credit: @pepperssecreteyeliner on TikTok

#Ace hunting down shinies is built into his DNA #and Felix has the complexion of a snow owl so it works #Riconti #ace visconti #felix richter #dbd #dead by daylight #them #dbd shitpost #birbs

[sleepysadwriter]

What are some of the most unhinged usernames you've run into on dead by daylight?

I've seen 'WeskerMakesMyCoochWet'

A duo with "I'm trying" & "well try harder xD"

"semen sucker Sally"

Duo of "Myers OF" and "Bubbas OF"

"Kingdomcum"

A few of these were featured in a dbd server I'm in

#dead by daylight #dbd #albert wesker #ghostface #soloq #dbd shitpost

[mothgoats]

I drew this during the PTB, and I will only double down on how much I advocate for bows in his hair.

#dead by daylight #mothgoat art #dbd #dbd shitpost #dbd fanart #tarhos kovács #dbd knight #dead by daylight art #dbd art #the knight #forged in fog

[amartgasaurus]

#dead by daylight #dbd #mikaela reid #dbd shitpost

[thatnomzguy]

#herman carter #dbd killers #dbd doctor #dbd shitpost #dbd memes #doctor dbd #dead by daylight doctor #dbd herman #dbd herman carter #dead by daylight memes #dbd killer

[xxsatansxcrushxx]

I accept the missing nose, the killing and everything else BUT I cannot accept that hairline, Mister

They did him dirty

#thomas hewitt headcanon #tcm the beginning #thomas hewitt x you #thomas hewitt fanart #thomas hewitt smut #thomas hewitt x reader #thomas hewitt #texas chainsaw the beginning #tcm bubba #tcm #texas chainsaw massacre #slasher #slashers #slasher x reader #slasher imagines #slasher headcanons #bubba sawyer #leatherface #dbd shitpost #dbd myers #dbd michael myers #Michael Myers #dbd trapper

[hoodiesnightmares]

Gotta love a romance between the literal embodiment of evil and Some Korean Guy

#dead by deadlight #jake park #michael myers #the shape #dbd #dbd shitpost #dbd fanart #jayers #i guess i mean that was the idea so yeah ill add that tag

[theres-a-body-here]

Creep!reader: "I'm afraid I can't help you sheep"

Meg: "WHAT?!"

Creep!reader: "Something like that requires massive arcane power and mastery to be even be able to pierce through the fog. Also... the Entity may or may not have rather compromising photos of me and Ghostface, so I'd rather not get involved"

Dwight: "S-She may or may not have pictures of you two in full fursuits? Cuz I may or may not have been there"

Creep!reader: "Actually, we may or may not have been covered in baby oil"

Jake, sighing heavily: "Ugh...well I guess the Entity wins"

Élodie: "..."

Élodie: "can we see the pictur—"

Creep!reader: "Get the hell out of my realm"

#class of 09 #class of 09 the re up #dead by daylight x reader #dbd x reader #dead by daylight #dbd #killer!reader #male!reader #male reader #creep!reader #dbd shitpost #dbd incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #dwight fairfield #jake park #elodie rakoto #meg thomas #danny johnson #the ghostface #ghostface

[daddy-deathslinger]

when you play against me as slinger, this is what you're up against!

#sheriff pls he's just a lil guy! #dead by daylight #the deathslinger #caleb quinn #dbd #dbd deathslinger #dbd meme #dbd shitpost

[dat-is-i]

i bought wesker today. while he's a lot of fun to play, by far the worst part is that he does not stop shit talking. even if you're losing. "poor performance indeed" we're on 1 hook and they've done 3 gens!!! shut the fuck up!!!

#it gives me second hand embarrassment #dbd #dead by daylight #dbd killer #dbd wesker #wesker dbd #dbd memes #dbd shitpost #dbd mastermind #albert wesker

[projectpekoe]

Aha lesbians what a bunch of weirdos/j

Yui & susie, i despise drawing digitally

#yui kimura #susie dbd #dbd #dead by daylight #susie lavoie #dbd ships #dbd shitpost #dbd yui #dbd legion #yui x susie #dbd survior #dbd killer

[babiebom]

Dbd Killers as Nicknames my friends and I use in game

A/N: because i think. I only have like one thing posted for dbd. These are the Male Killers!

Tw:maybe cursing? None? Slight sexualization of certain killers?

Genre:headcanons? Or written like headcanons at least

Wc: maybe 3+ for each killer?

The Trapper/Evan Macmillan

Has no nickname

Is just "the trapper"

Always said in a panic tho

Is usually called a "stupid stupid man"

The Clown/Jeffrey Hawk

"Oh it's *imitation of him coughing*"

His nickname is just us coughing in gross ways

Also "you absolute baboon" by when we're upset

The Ghostface/Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson

My boyfriend

I exclusively call him this

Everyone else says "oh no your boyfriend is here"

Or we call him Ghost-a Fa-che in really bad italian accents

The Executioner/Pyramid Head

Conehead

Forgot the word pyramid

Also trianglehead

Usually proceeded or followed by "ewwwwww why is he sludging up the place????"

The Twins/Victor Deshayes

Ugly little baby

We forgot that he is not really a baby

We also call him Viktor Vector

Usually followed by "kill her little baby"

Or "stomp on himmmmm"

Then "yeah that's what you get you ugly baby"

The Mastermind/Albert Wesker

Lil Kitty Meow Meow

Bc I accidentally called him whisker

And that reminded me of the Lil kitty meow meow meme

Is usually followed by his "urgh" when he does the dashy thing

The Nemesis/Nemesis

Nemesussy

It was a slip of the tongue that stuck

I also call him Thanos half the time

I forget his name and panic

Then call him Thanos because big purple man

Usually proceeded by "oh god it's Thanos I can see his stupid little zombies"

The Doctor/Herman Carter

Has no nickname but is usually called out by saying "sorry I can't talk right now he's ELECTROCUTING ME"

followed by imitations of his laugh

The Legion/Frank&Joey

I do not know how to write this

It's literally just The Legion but pronounced with a very bad French accent

Also Franklin or Frankie-boy

And Josepher and "which one is this one again"

The Trickster/Jiwoon Hak

We either call him Trickster

Or Jungkook from Bts(yes this whole thing)

Is usually followed by "bob and weave and bob and weave"

Or is followed by "please dont kamsahamnida me"

The Wraith/ Phillip Ojomo

Bing Bong

Because when he hits his little thing it goes Bing Bong

Usually proceeded by "oh god" and "please don't be bingbong"

Usually followed by "oh god where did he go"

The Hillbilly/ Max Thompson Jr

We just call him by Max

I usually call him Maxie-poo

Cute

The Cannibal/ Bubba Sawyer

Like Max we just call Bubba by Bubba

Bubba is a cute nickname in of itself

The Oni/Kazan Yamaoka

Onigiri

Because I said "Oni? Like onigiri?"

Followed by screaming or "someone stop him he's eating my blood"

The Deathslinger/Caleb Quinn

Rootie tootie mcshooty shooty

Because it's funny

Also sometimes call him the hashslinger

Or hashslinging slashed

From spongebob because we again forgot his name

The Shape/Michael Myers

Miku Miku

Because I panicked when I saw him and could not speak or remember his name for the life of me

Usually followed by "oh god this is gonna be a bad match"

Also followed by singing the song but only by saying Bing and bong.

The Nightmare/Freddy Kreuger

"Ew its stupid what's his face....sleepytime....nightnight"

Has no real nickname because we're not happy to see him

"Why is there blood coming out of this...oh."

"Haha your neck is bent weird"

The Blight/Talbot Grimes

Incoherent screaming

Literally it's "uhhhh HA HUHHHH WHA HELP"

Followed by "why is he so fast?"

Or is called speedy Gonzales or Sonic

The Knight/Tarhos Kovács

I have accidentally called him the borgo

We also just call him the knight or just scream

The Cenobite/Elliot Spencer

Pinhead

I find it funny that that is an actual name for him

Because we usually call him that

The Demogorgon(?)

Or "stupid pinhead" but you get the gist

Also BabyBox

Bad doggie

He is a dog that is bad because he keeps biting me with his weird little face

The Dredge(?)

Is this thing a male? Idk but it counts

Again we are bad at remembering names

Half the time he is called the sludge

Usually followed by "why is it nighttime"

#dead by daylight #dead by daylight killer #dead by daylight headcanons #dbd shitpost #dbd headcanons #dbd killer #dbd #dbd ghostface #dbd doctor #dbd wraith #dbd wesker #dead by daylight shitpost #dbd male killers #dead by daylight male killers #slashers #slasher headcanons

[dweetwise]

The only dbd shipping chart I care about

#ace visconti #this is kind of a shitpost #but also kind of not #even sleazy con men deserve love ok #i think some of these ships don't even exist but IDC THEY DO NOW #riconti #tosconti #jefface #felodie #i don't think the others have ship names 😭 #i also wanted to add more charas but ran out of room #so i had to pick the top 10 #and i ship elodie and zarina but forgot to put them next to each other #anyway my goal is to write all these ships at some point #if you're looking at some of them and wondering wtf i'm smoking #just withhold your judgment until you've read the fics #rarepairs make my heart go 💞💞💞 #dbd shitpost #dbd #dead by daylight #dweet rambles #zarinace