Steve: Hey, Robin, would you say my new mustache is working?
Robin: ...It's working in terms of keeping me a lesbian.
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Violet: Are you drunk?
Benedict: Mother, please. I just had a glass of wine with dinner.
Violet: And what did you have for dinner?
Benedict: …Two bottles of wine.
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Richie: Beverly you are so right, he is so babygirl
Bev: I know that’s what I said, he’s so babygirl
Eddie: Me? Imma- I’m a babygirl?
Bev: Uh huh
Eddie: So what’s Bev?
Bev: Oh I’m um, I’m mother
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Linda: *falls*
Everyone: *giggles*
Linda: All right you, laugh it up. Laugh away like this is some episode of Friend!
Alice: ... Mrs. Monroe, do you mean "Friends"?
Linda: I don't know movies!
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Raph: No matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s in here.
Raph: *puts his hand on his chest*
Raph: Muscles.
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incorrect ASOUE
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Tommy, to his family: Pizza is for winners
Tommy: So tonight you starve
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Kate: You can’t embarrass me more than I have embarrassed myself. I know all the details. Cause I was there.
Kate: I was there in third grade when I told a boy that I liked him and he hit me in the back of the head with a rock.
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [173/?]
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Toga: You can’t embarrass me more than I have embarrassed myself. I know all the details. Cause I was there.
Toga: I was there in third grade when I told a boy that I liked him and he hit me in the back of the head with a rock.
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Narcissa: Are you drunk?
Bellatrix: Cissa, please, I just had a glass of wine with dinner
Narcissa: ...And what did you have for dinner?
Bellatrix: Two bottles of wine
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Too true
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Ben: Don’t ask if I’m okay. I’m okay! But if everyone starts asking if I’m okay, I might start crying
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Officer: Now, what's happening?
Emma: The birds! They just birded a man to death!
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Splinter: People have told me “Yoshi, letters are a great way of staying in touch with old friends”.
Splinter: At this point, when I want to get in touch with old friends I need an Ouija board.
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Thor: No matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s in here.
Thor: *puts his hand on his chest*
Thor: Muscles.
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