#perkys buds

[wardback]

I made a thing

The jon matteson alignment chart

#jon matteson #starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #honey queen #perkys buds #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #daniel stopwatch #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #gary goldstein #paul perkins #carl metzger #boy jerry #roman murray #wiggog y'wrath

[chatterghosts]

doodles from my fave nightmare time episodes !!

#nightmare time #perkys buds #black friday #starkid #lex foster #ethan green #yellow jacket #my art

[petes-5yr-cocoa]

the kids might be alright,,, maybe

their families? not so much

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #starkid nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes #incorrect quotes #starkid incorrect quotes #npmd incorrect quotes #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #max jagerman #max jägerman #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #ziggs #perkys buds #hatchetfield #hatchetverse

[teranobriss]

Ziggy: Oh hey, you're back early!

Emma: Field's haunted

Ziggy: What?

Emma: *grabbing gasoline and matches* Field's haunted

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #perkys buds #nightmare time 2 #nightmare time #nmt #nmt 2 #emma perkins #ziggy starkid #ziggy #ziggs starkid #lauren lopez #jae hughes

[rentumblsstuff]

NPMD!Steph: I asked Pete to Pasquali’s on the first date.

AC!Steph: I asked Pete to shower with me.

YJ!Steph: Who the fuck is Pete and why are we thirsty for him? Get a grip, ladies.

NPMD!Steph: Okay, okay, imagine the biggest nerd you can think of?

YJ!Steph: Oh the bow tie kid.

NPMD!Steph: That’s him.

AC!Steph: But then also like make him funny and sarcastic.

NPMD!Steph: Yeah! And sweet.

AC!Steph: And weirdly sexy and secretly jacked and you just kinda wanna break his brain so that the only thing he can think about is pinning you to the wall of the shower even though it’s nasty, so-

NPMD!Steph: Wait the other one is right. Get a grip. Please.

AC!Steph: *shaking* I’ve been stuck at Camp Idontwannabang for a month and he’s the only sane one here other than me. There’s only one thing I’m trying to ‘get a grip’ on around here, and it’s down the shorts that his ‘Virginity Rocks!’ camp tee is tucked into.

——

AC!Peter: I broke my leg trying to improvise a weapon to protect Steph and myself.

NPMD!Peter: I almost sacrificed my life for Steph!

TGWDLM!Peter: I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN MY HOT CHOCOLATE.

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: NEITHER HAVE WE!

TGWDLM!Peter: Also who is Steph and why are we willing to hurt ourselves for her?

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: *OFFENDED GASP*

AC!Peter: Imagine you have really low blood sugar and all you have to fix it is fuckin’ raisins… And Steph gives you a chocolate bar. Relief, finally, you can think straight for what feels like the first time in your life. That’s Stephanie.

NPMD!Peter: Imagine an eldritch god tells you that you have to give up what you treasure above all else and you suddenly realize in the worst way possible that your Pokémon cards and comic collection mean nothing to you in comparison, and as weirdly slimy and wiggly fingers brush the hair from your neck, you realize that the girl who’s suddenly become the most important person or thing in your life thinks of you the exact same way and that one of you has to die before you’ve even worked up the nerve to admit to the coolest girl you’ve ever met how you feel. That’s Stephanie.

AC!Peter: … Are you okay?

NPMD!Pete: Better than that guy’s doing.

BF!Pete: I watched a man get kicked in the head until he died… I can still see the bomb falling through the air as I spent my last moments alive with my big brother…

——

NPMD!Grace: I can explain!

AC!Grace: YOU HAD A SEXUAL FANTASY?!

PB!Grace: NASTY!! JAIL FOR YOU.

AC!Grace: HELL EVEN.

NPMD!Grace: Wait, no no no! It’s okay, I killed the guy it was about!

AC!Grace: You better have!

NPMD!Grace: But then he came back to life and I had to sacrifice my chastity to send him back, so we had sex in the middle of a football field and five evil gods dragged him to Hell! Also by the way, Jesus isn’t real and it’s up to us to cleanse the earth of all perverts for our new gods, the Lords in Black!

AC!Grace and PB!Grace: …………… WHAT THE FU-

#starkid #hatchetfield #npmd #abstinence camp #yellow jacket #tgwdlm #black friday #perkys buds #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #lautski #starkid incorrect quotes

[not-a-nerdy-prude]

Joey will go from playing a nerdy teen to someone's weird creepy boss to a homeless guy to a fckin bird. If that isn't versatility then I don't know what is

#starkid productions #starkid #joey richter #joey ritcher #joey ritcher starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #perkys buds #peter spankoffski #ted spankoffski #hatchetfield trilogy #hatchetverse #hatchetfield

[ghostface-knight]

ok jae is literally such an under appreciated member of starkid. they're so fucking funny in perky's buds and IMMEDIATELY made me like ziggs, even tho i was conflicted about them due to watcher world. and don't even get me started on kale and the way jae plays his utter despair and desperation at the end of the episode. ugh. they're just such a good actor

#jae hughes #ziggs starkid #starkid #perky's buds #perkys buds #killer track #nightmare time 2

[fictionalheroine]

Grace Chasity appeared on four stories.

Out of those four stories, she saved the day FOUR TIMES.

Two of them (Abstinence Camp, NPMD) ended with Grace essentially taking over from the "bad guy" and imposing her will on everyone.

As for the other two, it is unknown what Grace did next. In Perky's Buds, she indirectly saved Emma and Ziggs by calling the cops and firefighters (off screen) not knowing that they were trapped by the fire. While Working Boys ended with the theater in chaos right after she shot Hidgens multiple times.

This is Grace's world, and we are all just living in it.

#grace chasity #team starkid #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #angela giarratana #nightmare time #perkys buds #abstinence camp #working boys #npmd spoilers #working boys spoilers #i support womens rights and womens wrongs #please watch NMT2 #because I want to know how she will save the day in Devils Night #of all the persons Tim can have a crush on

[leeleezee]

It’s Zeek the fighting nighthawk!!

And Ezekiel, the murderous telepathic nighthawk.

Is Zeek short for Ezekiel? Maybe. Maybe it’s just a coincidence. I want there to be a reason for this though

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #npmd #starkid npmd #nightmare time 2 #perkys buds #ezekiel #richie lipschitz #starkid nightmare time #starkid nerdy prudes must die

[idontlikemusicals]

hatchetfield poster series part 2

#nightmare time season 2 #nightmare time fanart #nightmare time #nmt2 #honey queen #abstinence camp #perkys buds #daddy nmt #killer track #yellow jacket #hey melissa #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #hatchetfield fanart #hatchetverse

[notanerdyprude]

i fuckin love ezekiel bro perkys buds is amazing

#starkid #nmt #nightmare time #ezekiel nmt #perkys buds #ziggy starkid #emma perkins

[finch-friesss]

NPMD and Nightmare Time have been consuming my entire brain recently

#npmd #npmd fanart #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #nightmare time fanart #perkys buds #peter spankoffski #max jagerman

[pokotho]

so when perkys buds came out and everyone was like "???where's paul?" and nick lang was like it doesnt matter this story is about emma so we didnt ask again. i still need to know so bad what they are in that universe!!!!!!!!! we know paul (or at least a paul) is alive bc he's at the honey queen festival but ,,,if theyre supposed to be together in every universe then i nEED to know what was going on with paulkins during the summer of 2020 in hatchetfield. did paul try to bail her out of prison? were they even together as a couple at all? have they ever even met in this one? are they still destined to find each other??????

#i need to rewatch i forget if ziggs was living with emma or not #cuz i think they had a bedroom in the house? they mentioned having doritos or something #also i wamna see paul's apartment i don't think weve ever seen where he lives #cuz in hey melissa that was all her apartment right now tpaul's #starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #emma perkins #paulkins #nmt s2 #perkys buds

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Officer: Now, what's happening?

Emma: The birds! They just birded a man to death!

#source: snl #incorrect quotes #starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect starkid #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #perkys buds #nightmare time perkys buds #emma perkins

[teranobriss]

Thinking bout them

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #jon matteson #lauren lopez #emma perkins #paul matthews #paulkins #paul tgwdlm #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #perkys buds

[wardback]

Googled what nighthawks actually look like and these guys are adorable

Im supposed to believe these guys got high learned english and enslaved two people?

Also midway though making this i realised the head of the nighthawks in perkys buds is named Ezekiel and the hatchetfield high mascot is Zeke the fighting nighthawk

I dont know if we all knew this and i was just out of the loop but

#nerdy prudes must die #nighthawks #zeke the fighting nighthawk #perkys buds #starkid #nightmare time