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sungchul: anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little kids and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

sunoo: literally no. i remember seeing bad handwriting and thinking "oh these other kids must be orphans or something."

sungchul: fascinating to hear from the other genre. thank you for your contribution

#i knew a girl who would unironically do the thing with the a #like this one #a #sungchul #noh sungchul #sunoo #kim sunoo #i-land #incorrect i-land #incorrect i-land quotes #incorrect i-land texts #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect kpop texts

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jimin, writing in his diary using a glitter gel pen: i'm losing my sense of humanity

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seon: alright, from now on i'm banning the word boomer

ni-ki: okay sir old-as-shit

seon: you're on thin ice, really thin fucking ice

#idk if this has already been done ive been inactive on this blog for a while #seon #choi seon #ni-ki #nishimura riki #i-land #iland #incorrect i-land #incorrect i-land quotes #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect kpop texts #incorrect quotes

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jay, from the living room: JUMP IN THE CADILLAC

sunoo, while in the shower: GIRL LET’S PUT SOME MILES ON IT

heeseung: i hate this fucking family

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do you have any socials such as ao3, insta, disc, etc? i feel like i recognize your description from something i can’t remember what, like an i-land fic or something ahgkldsjfhk

ooooh this is fun i get to share a nostalgic memory that you didn’t ask for but you’ll get anyways

my bio’s a quote from a fic by @/hypegirl on ao3 (we know e/o so don’t worry about plagiarism or whatnot). anyways, a few i-land moots and i basically thrived off of her updates and we’d scream about them together. this specific line sent us and a bunch of us changed our bios to it and made it into a whole cult is was great. idk this was pointless i just wanted to share it

anyways this isn’t my quote, but it is from an i-land fic

#brb while i go read her entire series again #and then cry all over again as well #damn i miss early i-land days #dabae speaks

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seon: can i get a venti vanilla latte with… um, eight shots of espresso?

geonu, next in line: jesus fucking christ just do cocaine

#srb

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daniel: i can do this. i’m american, not american’t

seon: you’re ameripleasedon’t-

#srb

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seon, trying to tell a story: so i was sitting there-

the rest of i-land from various places in the room: barbecue sauce on my tiddies

#srb

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*at the mall*

seon: i’ve lost my son. can you make an announcement?

security: what’s his name?

seon: …

security: sir?

seon: shut up i’m thinking

#srb

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daniel: can i go outside and ride my scooter?

seon: yeah, whatever, i’m not your mother.

*daniel running out the door.*

seon: WAIT NOT IN THE STREET-

#srb

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seon: i’m having salad for dinner

seon: well, fruit salad

seon: actually, it’s mostly grapes.

seon: okay, it’s all grapes.

seon: fermented grapes

seon:

seon: it’s wine.

seon: i’m having wine for dinner.

#srbing seon quotes because its his birthday and i don't have the energy to look for new quotes

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i-land ot23 as types of people on halloween

goes all out with makeup and a full body costume: sunoo, jungwon, taeyong

stays at home and hands out candy: seon, geonu, youngbin

does the same, but instead gives the entire bowl to like the second kid because they called him handsome: sunghoon

draws on whiskers with a crayola marker and puts on a cat headband, because they simply do not have the time and energy to find a proper costume but they still have to do something because their friends will kill them if they don’t (ahem, sunoo, ahem): ni-ki, jaebeom

a white bed sheet with cut out eye holes, that’s it: euijoo, heeseung

maid outfit: jimin, hanbin

cat ears, but because they cute cute: kyungmin, yoonwon, taki, daniel

takes a nap and somehow sleeps in until 3 am: nicholas, kei, jaeho

semi-normal, actually goes trick-or-treating: jake, jay, sungchul

#very VERY late halloween post that i just found rotting in my drafts #seon's wearing a maid costume too don't worry #he's just staying at home like the hag he is #i'd like to believe this is accurate but at the same time it's me so i don't have very high expectations #i-land #into the i-land #kei #hanbin #seon #choi seon #geonu #lee geonu #jaeho #choi jaeho #jaebeom #jung jaebeom #jimin #chu jimin #heeseung #lee heeseung #youngbin #lee youngbin #jay #park jeongseong #nicholas #wang yixiang #ej #euijoo #byun euijoo #jake

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@ oomf that’s currently blowing up my notifs, i love you

#you know who you are #dabae speaks

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*at the mall*

seon: i’ve lost my son. can you make an announcement?

security: what’s his name?

seon: ...

security: sir?

seon: shut up i’m thinking

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seon, trying to tell a story: so i was sitting there-

the rest of i-land from various places in the room: barbecue sauce on my tiddies

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geonu, about the i-landers: i did meet some of the most insufferable people. but, they also met me

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jake: this is my boyfriend sunghoon, and that's his boyfriend jay and that’s his boyfriend nicholas and that’s his boyfriend hanbin and that’s his boyfriend kei and that’s his boyfriend seon

jake: oh yeah and that’s euijoo, he’s not dating any of us, he kinda just hangs around

#i could've gone on and on until i had all of i-land #but that's too much work #i am not tagging all of them #no thank you #i-land #into the i-land #incorrect i-land #incorrect i-and quotes #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect kpop texts #incorrect quotes