#no thank you

[save-the-villainous-cat]

The hero didn’t even want to look at it.

“Okay,” the villain said. Despite the tears in their eyes, they were a little too calm for the hero’s liking. But they supposed they had always been the opposite to the hero when it came to stressful situations.

Usually the hero could deal with stress pretty well, they were a hero after all, but it was getting increasingly difficult to operate when neither time nor solutions were on their side. It was frustrating and the hero wasn’t used to losing.

“You have to break my femur now,” the villain said. They looked down at the wound and then at the hero who prayed this was a poorly timed joke. “Remember, it’s the strongest and thickest bone in the body, so you may need quite a bit of force.”

“I am not going to break your bones, I—” The hero wanted to throw up. They could see parts of the injury under all that rubble and they didn’t want to imagine how much pain the villain was in right now. The villain didn’t scream nor curse, they bottled everything up and let tears speak for themselves. They knew the villain was tough. But could anyone be this tough?

It was one of the villain’s qualities they admired oh so much but it was also something that seemed to doom them.

“It’s just one bone. I’d do it myself but the angle is shitty and you’re stronger.”

“No, don’t make me do this.” The villain grabbed the hero’s arm quickly and stared them dead in the eye. Their fingers dug into the hero’s suit but it was just a fraction of the pain the villain endured.

The hero panicked. If they had been any other person — hero or villain — they wouldn’t have hesitated to break the bone. But this was them. They didn’t want to hurt them, they didn’t want to break any of their bones.

“Listen, if we want to save my leg, you have to break it. We don’t have much time. I’m bleeding out and I need some fucking painkillers. I’m not gonna stay here so your hero-friends can arrest me.” Their face was pale and the hero’s tongue was heavy.

“I can’t, please, I cannot do that to you.”

“I’m just another villain on your list to cross out,” the villain said. They squeezed the hero’s arm harder and their eyes widened, as if a wave of pain had just hit them. They made a noise close to a grunt but again, they were hiding it perfectly.

“No, you’re not, you’re really not.”

“If you want to save my life, you’ll have to do this. You’re a hero, aren’t you?” The hero had no words left.

The truth was, they had had a crush on the villain for quite some time now and even though they knew rationally they needed to do this, they weren’t quite there emotionally yet.

“You should get a pipe. You crush the bone and then hopefully, it’ll be easier to pull me out. The angle should be better. I might pass out though, I’ll just…” They didn’t look as confident anymore.

“If we wait for my friends to arrive, they can help you, maybe I can—”

“They will arrest me if I’m not dead by then. I’m counting on you.”

I’m counting on you.

The hero’s fingers trembled. Breaking someone’s bone — they had never done that on purpose. And yet, they knew the villain was right. It seemed to be the only way out for them.

“I called you,” the villain said, “because I trust you. I need you. I’ll do you a favour in return, I promise. Just, please.”

The hero took the villain’s hand and pulled it close to their chest.

“I’ll do it,” the hero said.

“Great.” Unsurprisingly, the villain wasn’t happy. Their other hand was shaking and they looked already traumatised. The hero wished they could make this easier but there didn’t seem to be any options left.

“I’ll just have to tell you something real quick.”

“What?”

“I have a crush on you.” The villain stared at them. They didn’t look mad nor did they look annoyed.

“Wait. Really?”

“Yes.”

The hero just had to tell them. If this was it, if the villain would get captured or worse, if they died, they needed to know that the hero had crush on them.

They wouldn’t be able to deal with that for the rest of their life. So whatever happened now, the villain would live through it, knowing what they meant to the hero.

“This is really bad timing, darling.” Another tear ran down the villain’s cheek. They squeezed the hero’s hand.

“I know. I’m sorry. I’ll get the pipe.” The hero didn’t find one. Instead, they found a brick. None of them were particularly enthusiastic about that. “Okay. Again, I’m really sorry.”

The hero grabbed the brick with two hands.

“Wait.” The hero did. “I think I like you too.”

“That doesn’t make it easier,” the hero whispered.

“I thought you needed the challenge.” As answer, the hero let out something closer to a sob than a laugh.

What happened next would give them nightmares for the following decades.

#no thank you #writing snippet #heroxvillain snippet #heroxvillain prompt #heroes and villains #hero #villain #hero x villain #heroxvillain #an answer for an ask #request #whump

[lxclerc]

if you’re like me and you only watch f1 for free, here are some free sites you can watch it live at:

sportshub.stream - this is my personal favorite

totalsportek.pro

sportsurge.club

thehomesport.net

weakstream.org

there are also free apps you can watch it in:

Live player

strym tv - you need a code to watch in this app so you just press the + sign on the upper left corner, choose “Import playlist from URL” and paste this url http: //movitv. pro just remove the spaces

all of these have ads and if you have access to VPN, you might want to use it but i’ve tried all these links and app last season and hadn’t gotten a virus.

#formula 1 #f1 #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #bahrain gp #im a broke dental student ok #i will not be paying for any subscriptions #no thank you

[thebibliosphere]

Just caught a glimpse of my waiting email and have decided to stay in the woods forever.

#no thank you #that's too many #what do you mean that's how many emails I used to answer in a week? #hah no #a person would go insane doing all of tha- #...oh

[certainmaybe]

Spotify-ad: If you are listening to this podcast you already know how important it is to ask questions

Ma'am I am listening to the magnus archives. Asking questions is what turnes Jonathan Sims into the anti christ.

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #tma spoilers #I feel like the eye is trying to recrut me and not being very subtle #no thank you #If i get to choose I take the lonely but let's it's probably going to be the spider #but the eye? #Neither of us would be happy with that

[justbeingbuck]

Astarion headcanons

i love my starry night 💖✨️ (image from my game play)

He never feeds on you when you sleep. He makes sure to wake you up first. He feels weird about drinking your blood with you asleep

He genuinely adores calling you pet names. At first, it was an act. But the pet names grew on him just like they grew on you

Not super big into pda. He'll occasionally kiss you if you ask nicely but he's not comfortable with it right away

He does like to idle time away in bed with you. Sometimes with sex but usually just laying there. It took a while for him to get to this but he loves having you near

He does enjoy his alone time. However, he does find happiness/solitude when you're next to him. You two could be reading in silence, and he would still love that

He's a bit shocked when you call him a pet name. He'll admit it later, but he loves the special pet name you chose for him

He's not sure about marriage, but he does know he wants to spend forever with you (even if you die before him)

While he physically can't have kids, he's relieved when you tell him you don't want any. He may feel the same way, too

He has asked you on multiple occasions to describe his looks to him. He has a relatively good idea but he loves hearing how you describe him. One day you get a painter to make a portrait of him. He loves it

Sometimes he feels insecure with the relationship between you two. He doesn't want to admit it, he feels that he shouldn't feel that way when it comes to you two. You do try your best to reassure him and talk with him

one time you had a nightmare and he woke you. you teased him by calling him your hero. he thought it was adorable even if he still didn't see himself that way

you usually shower him with love and reassurance. you started out slow and dropped loving words here and there but over time he grew to enjoy what you told him

#astarion x tav #bg3 astarion #astarion x reader #astarion #astarion headcanons #i see so many things about how reader/tav wants kids and like #no thank you #to my people who don't want kids: i got you

[aphroditestummyrolls]

Whenever it’s mentioned that Wylan and Jesper will age at different rates/their lifespans will different, suddenly I cannot read. I have no clue what you’re talking about. This is a type of angst that I have 0.001% interest in, and I’ve decided that Wylan, due to some magical accident in their mid twenties, somehow achieves grisha-level aging and invulnerability. Peace and love on planet earth.

#this is not intended to be a shady post #it’s just one of those things that makes me so cripplingly sad #like Joe or Nicky dying/losing immortality without the other #NO THANK YOU #so I’ve decided that they get to live and be young forever thank you #wesper #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #six of crows #grishaverse #shadow and bone netflix

[agu-doodles]

Lupin Week 2024 - Day 6: SHIPPING

Emotional jigoe it is!

#lupin week without jigoe? #no thank you #lupinweek2024 #lupin the third #lupin iii #jigen #daisuke jigen #goemon #goemon ishikawa #goemon ishikawa xiii #jigoe #my art #agu doodles #fan art #yeah jigen has such a bushy fringe it can look weird here but he just put his forehead on goe's shoulder

[theprodigypenguin]

Is Sabo British or is he Australian, like let's be honest here, the British Sabo jokes are funny but he's as psychotic as you'd expect an Australian who lives in a country with every known dangerous animal in the world as his next door neighbor.

#whats scarier british sabo or aussie sabo #i say psychotic with every ounce of love i can cuz i love australia #id just never go there cuz i have debilitating arachnophobia #no thank you #love yall though #one piece #sabo #revolutionary army #revolutionary sabo #chief of staff sabo #asl brothers

[bird-inacage]

Only Friends: Why Ray x Mew is Doomed to Fail

This show is consistently catching me off guard and I LOVE that. I was not expecting this to come out of the fallout, mostly because I didn't see Mew ever choosing this. But here we are. As soon as the final scene of Ray and Mew dancing at Yo's bar came on screen, I was wildly uncomfortable. Something felt so inherently wrong and off-kilter with this image. So let's discuss why.

Resigned Acceptance VS Active Choice

Let's be clear firstly; Mew hasn't chosen Ray. The entire exchange between them is Mew doing calculations in his head. And what he concludes is if someone loves you far more, then you don't lose out. Logically it's a far easier and safer proposition to try. (Whereas with Top, who was supposedly so out of Mew's league, has now caused Mew a tonne of insecurity because of his betrayal). Ray can't hurt him because Mew has never regarded Ray as suited for that spot.

It's with an air of resigned acceptance (and an obvious lack of any enthusiasm) that Mew accepts Ray's pursuit of him. Like a lukewarm shrug, 'Yeah. I guess. I suppose. Why not.' Right now Mew needs a distraction and here is his perfect opportunity to appear as if he's 'moved on' already. That he's unaffected. Mew is only doing all of this because he's hurting. If Top hadn't cheated, his stance on Ray would still be unwaveringly firm.

This also serves as an ideal way to punish Top. Top's reason for cheating was thinking (wrongly) that there was something going on between him and Ray. So why not rub that in his face and actually have something going on now to spite him? Top's worst nightmare manifested.

Mew Playing Mew 2.0

I had a really strong feeling this episode that Mew was trying to emanate Ray, especially with his new look. Bit by bit, Mew is denouncing everything that once made him who he was. He's trying to embrace the opposite end of the spectrum and his closest point of reference is Ray.

Ray isn't responsible. Ray is impulsive. He has everyone else taking care of him. I think in some ways Mew may envy Ray at times. The luxury to be reckless, spontaneous and have people around you to pick up the pieces. To test run Ray's 'fuck it' mentality for a change and forego accountability is freeing, it's seductive.

However, Mew 2.0 is just Mew playing 'dress up'. It's a costume and a form of armour but nothing more. Mew is not coupling up with Ray as his authentic self (and ultimately the 'self' that Ray fell in love with). The man Ray loves VS the man Ray is now dating are two different people. There's already a layer of falsehood sandwiched between them.

Ray's Glorification of Mew

In Ray's eyes, Mew can do no wrong. The way that Ray sees Mew is faultless, blemish-free, almost saintlike. Mew is his saviour and Ray holds him on a incredibly high pedestal. This puts an enormous amount of pressure on anyone who is the subject of this adoration.

When we love someone, what we really desire is to be seen for all the things that makes us painfully human. The things we hate about ourselves; the ugly, the unsightly, the flaws - for someone to know us at our very worst and still love us despite all that.

Ray's opinion of Mew means he can never truly appreciate who he is as just another person who has his faults and shortcomings. It also means Ray is likely to look to Mew to have the answers, to share his wisdom and that's just not always going to be the case.

For now, Ray may be basking in the awe of living his ultimate fantasy but I don't think he'll be able to cope with the reality being less than perfection. Of Mew being less than perfection. You've set Mew up to fail, and you've doomed this relationship to fall short of the spectacular grandeur you may have conjured in your head.

This pairing is fundamentally not on equal footing. Mew is vicariously living through Ray like some rollercoaster ride to hedonism. Ray is a means for him but not a destination.

#only friends #only friends the series #ofts #only friends meta #ray pakorn #ray #mew #raymew #mewray #khaotung thanawat #book kasidet #it's a hard no from me #this pairing gets more messed up the more i think about it #ray really thought they were bonnie and clyding it didn't he?? #you naive idiot child #i don't want it #no thank you

[seafoamdew]

Hiccup is not a fan, oddly enough.

#my art #requests #httyd #rotg #hijack #frostcup #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #jack frost #no saddle #unbearable seating arrangement #no reassurance that he'll be caught if he falls #and his flying stick doesn't breathe plasma blasts! #no thank you #does not pass Hiccup's warrant of fitness

[adharastarlight]

Regulus: its raining and cold. Society should not expect me to go out today.

#i dont want to go to work #its raining. #its cold. #its MONDAY #like fuck off #no thank you #adhara rambling #adhara whining about shit

[windwenn]

Everything is a tma reference if you try hard enough and no one was trying harder than my life the day i was listening to season one mag 22 and i spilled a bunch of maggots everywhere (unbeknownst to me they were living in our food bin)

#tw: insects #i've never been so shocked i couldnt move before lol #too much coincidence there #no thank you #tma #the magnus archives #pls let me know if this needs any more tws #i tell it bc its hilarious but also. it is disgusting. i hate maggots

[thebibliosphere]

Logged into Twitter to see if it was dead yet and immediately saw that #Republican #Nuclear #theCDC and #Voldemort were trending like:

#nope #no thank you

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

#nah #no thank you #introvert #doodles #bad art #lousy drawings #doodle

[notasouleater]

#whispers #comic aurora #No... #No thank you

[lunarzs]

People imagine that every INTJ's final goal ends in world domination.

What they don't understand is this: We don't want world domination. It's... too much work.

See, we just simply want to control our own lives in relative peace. Even if an INTJ did dominate the world, it'd probably be because the world interfered with their personal schedule. And during their rule, they'd probably handle everything three hours a day at most in some remote location where they can't be found.

#INTJs are all about efficiency #Working eighteen hours a day takes that efficiency away #We don't want to work all day. We leave that department to ISTJs #Why would se want to dominate the world? Do you know how much human interaction that takes? #No thank you #intj #mbti personality types #mbti intj #mbti #intj things #intj thoughts