In my defence, its 4 am and i found it funnier than i should have
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Brio: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Gimgar: Oh yeah? I sleep with my axe!
Paddy: Ha! That's cute.
Brio: Oh? Pray tell, who do you sleep with?
Paddy: Malark.
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Rook: Torlin, can I talk to you for a second?
Torlin: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Gwing are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Rook: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
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Ryce: Brio and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Hashaan: *Sighing* What did Brio do?
Ryce: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Brio: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Hashaan: WHY. why did you give Brio a KNIFE?!
Nagar: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
Hashaan: Now I feel unsafe!
Nagar: I’m sorry.
Nagar: ... would you like a knife?
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OH MY GOSH HI!!!!! HOPE YOU ARE ALRIGHT AND WELL
:) hellooooo, things are well. I just finished moving this weekend into my apartment so I'm dead tired, but I've got some stuff in the works so keep an eye open
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i hope you are doing well 👐👐👐
Me as my life is crumbling but I'm just vibing w the destruction
But in all seriousness I was going through a lot of stuff, and a bunch of big changes have been happening, many of them I'm thankful for. They've helped me grow as a person, when I didnt realize I needed to. Def a wakeup call lmao
I'll try to be more active on here and give you guys some content(I finally started doing image memes)
Ironically dnd has also sparked my motivation in recent times, and who got me into it? None other than @abd-illustrates and the lovely folks of @highhopeslowrolls (who I hope dont mind me tagging them)
Much 🧡love🧡 from your soon to be more active
- Incorrect
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Gwing: Why is your back all scratched up?
Rook: *Flashback to him chasing a raccoon after Ava told him to leave it alone*
Rook: I'm having an affair.
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Ava: Lasagna is spaghetti cake.
Zada: How high are you?
Ava: 4'5".
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Nagar: Hey Paddy and Malark, you guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?
Paddy: Pff. I have to laugh, haha haha ha! Could you imagine that? If we where gay?
Malark:
Paddy: Could you imagine
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Brio (about Paddy and Malark): I'm gonna shove their faces together.
Zada: You can't do that.
Brio: Shush. I'm gonna do it.
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Rook: Hey, Gwing, how long does it take to start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Gwing: I think-
Paddy: Seventy-two hours.
Gwing: How do you-
Paddy: *sips his umpteenth cup of coffee* There's a clown behind you.
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Gwing: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Brio: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Zada: Rook tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Ava: Describe yourself in one word
Brio: Indescribable.
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*Nagar sends 2 pictures of him and Gimgar holding a tortoise and throwing it into the water to Rook*.
Nagar: Found this guy walking around our backyard today.
Rook: Did you throw it into the water?! That’s’ a Tortoise! It can’t swim!
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Brio: This is the worst birthday ever.
Ryce: Is it because the boss got away?
Jeff: No, because it’s a little bit humid. YES, IT’S BECAUSE THE BOSS GOT AWAY!
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Terra: Just be yourself. Try and say something nice!
Brio: Well I can't do both!
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