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remember ?
I do not. Stan Rat Jitsu
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i literally got tumblr just because of this account and- iTs sO mEmeY whY
??? I was gonna do a Sassy Comeback for this ask but I honestly can’t get past the implication that anon got a tumblr to view an account they’d never seen before, that you don’t need a tumblr account to view, only to be disappointed by the fact that there were memes on it
Anyway @ anon: you’re welcome 👉😎👉
-Mod Uma
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By "that one shitty Hercules movie", you mean the Kevin Sorbo one, not the Disney one right?
YES omg thanks for reminding me what the dude’s name was
I know there are a lot of arguments floating around on why Disney’s Hercules is or isn’t a hot mess but rest assured, I’d never refer to a movie that spawned one of my favorite childhood shows as “that one shitty Hercules movie” 
-Mod Uma
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Tedros: *Wakes up in Gavaldon*
Tedros: Wait a minute...this isn't my world...
Tedros: DISAPPOINTED
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Agatha: I let my cat drink the bathtub water while I was in it.
Dovey: Once again, kind of weird but not a sin.
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... I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss And a prince I'm hoping comes with this...
Sophie, singing to herself as she prepares for the School Master's arrival
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Sophie: How is Agatha of Wood Beyond living this fantasy, and I can’t even get an Everboy to buy me a plate of spaghetti?
Agatha: Um… Sophie, you don’t eat spaghetti.
Sophie: I��d eat carbs if an Everboy bought them for me!
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Rebel princess doesn't sit tight. Rebel princess does her own way.
Agatha, motivating herself
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I am a strong, independent, warrior princess.
Agatha
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You’re all so obsessed with love and being loved, what about just going to sleep?
Ravan, probably
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Manley: For the last time, this faculty does NOT play favorites!
Lesso: ...wait a minute, where *is* Sophie?
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I am not interested in being polite or heterosexual.
Beatrix, at some point
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Sophie: telling a story A while back, I tried to kill my best friend.
Tedros: Your worst enemy.
Sophie: Same difference.
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Agatha: so you like her, huh? Tristan: yes. Agatha: so you like him now? Tristan: yes. Agatha: i don't get it, who do you like? Girls boys? Tristan: YES.
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Tedros: *hugging Agatha* Let's get married.
Agatha: What was that?
Tedros: What?
Agatha: You said something.
Tedros: I didn't hear what you said.
Agatha: No, you said - you said something.
Tedros: ... No.
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Dot: Tedros lost his vows.
Hester: For the wedding?
Dot: No. Different vows.
Hester: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Dot: What is wrong with you people?
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Agatha: The thing is... I have something big to tell you.
Sophie: You know you can say anything to me. We’ve known each other for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
Agatha: I'm dating Tedros.
Sophie: You’re dead to me.
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