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Paulette: When Freud said bisexuality is what happens when you don’t fully develop a brain he was right and I’m proof

Brooke: Freud is a lil bitch, my idiocy doesn’t have nothing to do with bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris

Elle: I’m a fucking bi genius just to flex on Freud

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Emmet: How did Brooke get so into fitness in the first place?

Elle: When she was fourteen, she heard that working out could alleviate stress. So she just started doing push-ups one day and never stopped

#source: the good place #fun fact: apparently in the book the film is based on they explain its bc her mom insulted her about her body #and then her parents disowned her #wait that wasnt a fun fact at all #its just sad :( #i love my chaotic fitness baby #legally blonde #legally blonde the musical #elle woods #brooke wyndham #emmet forrest #incorrect quotes

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My musical theatre group did legally blonde as our show this year (I played Brooke) and thought you’d like to know that me and our Elle spent hours looking through your blog during rehearsals we loved the quotes so much. The show closed two days ago and they’re the only thing keeping me going I miss playing the chaotic babe

SORRY I JUST SAW THIS BUT AH THIS MEANS THE WORLD ❤️ also anyone with the stamina to play Brooke deserves a goddamn knighthood we have to stan 👏🏻 Brooke is No.1 Best Chaotic Babie

#I LOVE MY FOLLOWERS #answered ask

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Elle: *showing up in court with Emmet after ‘Take it Like a Man’* I took the liberty of sprucing up your boy

#source: american horror story #legally blonde #legally blonde the musical #elle woods #emmet forrest #incorrect quotes

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Can you do more with Emmet?? I love this blog.

Ask and thou shall receive! I’m on a quote hunt so I should have some soon!

#this blog loves you angel! #answered ask

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Vivienne: What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Serena: That I was straight

Margot: That I was straight

Brooke: That I’d be able to live a happy life without walking in on my husband’s dead body and being put on trial for his murder

Elle:...

Elle:...That I was straight

#source: tumblr #legally blonde #legally blonde the musical #elle woods #brooke wyndham #vivienne kensington #delta nu #incorrect quotes

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just got cast in a production of legally blonde as the store manager (“courtney, tAkE yOuR bReAk” lady) and your blog has given me life.

BLESS YOU ❤️ break a leg and have an amazing time playing the BEST role in the show!!

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Elle: You could have died, Brooke!

Brooke: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where blood’s supposed to be!

#source: brooklyn nine nine #legally blonde #legally blonde the musical #elle woods #brooke wyndham #incorrect quotes

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Vivienne: Emmet does have a point

Emmet: Don’t agree with me. It makes me very uncomfortable

#source: star trek #legally blonde #legally blonde the musical #emmet forrest #vivienne kensington #incorrect quotes

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Brooke: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth

Emmet: You’re a hazard to society

Vivienne: And a coward. Do twenty

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Not pictured is Brooke laying down a ‘stop sexually harassing your young female students or draw 25’ card for Callahan in return ✌🏻

#source: tumblr #legally blonde #legally blonde the musical #brooke wyndham #professor callahan #incorrect quotes

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Jail Attendant: I am here for you

Brooke: Thanks! I’m going through a tough time so it means a lot

Jail Attendant: No, I’m here to take you to court

Brooke: Oh

#source: text #i would die for brooke oh my god #legally blonde #legally blonde the musical #brooke wyndham #incorrect quotes

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Vibe Check: Legally Blonde Edition

#brooke is peak bastard urchin but in the best way #legally blonde #legally blonde the musical #elle woods #brooke wyndham #emmet forrest #vivienne kensington #warner huntington iii #professor callahan #delta nu #paulette bonifontae #incorrect quotes #alignment chart

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Margot: I’m having problems with dating

Serena: Like ‘their body won’t fit in the trunk of your car’ problems or ‘you like them’ problems

Margot: I like them

Serena: Too bad, we could have actually helped you with the first one

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Vivienne: Ok, we’ve gotta get through this locked door. Warner, quick, give me your credit card

Warner: Here

Vivienne: Thanks. Brooke, kick the door down

#source: tumblr #legally blonde #legally blonde the musical #brooke wyndham #vivienne kensington #warner huntington iii #incorrect quotes

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Vivienne: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m already falling asleep

Vivienne: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive, to the point, and dramatic

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Elle: So you’re driving, and suddenly you see Warner and Brooke standing in the middle of the road. What do you hit?

Vivienne: Warner, obviously. I could never hurt Brooke

Elle: THE BRAKES, VIVIENNE. YOU HIT THE BRAKES

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