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its-to-the-death · 4 months
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Villain Song Showdown Bracket C Round 1
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Blood in the Water (Legally Blonde musical) - Villain: Professor Callahan
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You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas) - Villain: The Grinch
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satureja13 · 6 months
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There was no way to find out more about Professor Callahan and his research online. It was too long ago and the prediction (of an impact of a meteorite pair in the far future made by an unknown professor without any evidence) too insignificant.
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So Rubyn went over to Foxbury. To the archives. Where all the pre-internet astronomical data are kept - on paper. The Librarian wasn't of much help...
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So Rubyn spent her night in the archives. Searching through card indexes...
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Consultating catalogues...
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And finally a trace lead her to the personnel file of a Professor J.Callahan. Who had been a lecturer for astronomy at the Britechester University a hundred years ago. Long before Foxbury Institute had been built.
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The reason why any information about him was so hard to find is, that he only taught for a few days. Published his article about the ...
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... Tepesz-Woo meteorite pair (???)
What? A Professor -> J. Callahan (and only him) predicted the impact of Ji Ho and Vlad's meteorites and named them after them - a hundred years ago? (Ji Ho's last name is 'Woo' and Vlad's 'Tepesz'. And Jack's -> Callahan...)
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Unfortunately Professor Callahan lost his professorship due to his, then unprooved, weird theories. The last entry in his file is, that the University of Britechester wishes him good luck for his further research in Selvadorada...
TMI: This episode is inspired of a real life experience where I was lucky to spend hours and hours in the Library of our University and in the endless Archives. It was stunning.
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From the Beginning  ~  Underwater Love ~  Latest 'Putting the Boys Back together' from the beginning -> here Previous Chapter: 'Disbandment of the Group' from the beginning -> here
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slashingdisneypasta · 6 months
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THIS SLEAZE
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IS
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MARRIED!!
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callherwhore · 4 months
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woke legally blonde
elLESBIAN wooDYKE
warner GAYington
vivienne CUNTsington
emmett forrest
professor callaFAG
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God I hate just how much stage presence Professor Callahan has, because he's such a shitty person, but it also makes so much sense for his character TŤ>ŤT
Like, the dude is a wildly successful lawyer (not because he's a good person with a decent moral compass ofc, but his unethical practices aren't necessarily relevant to this post), so of course his every move would demand attention and respect, no matter if he's in the court room, teaching a class, or just standing off to the side.
He's incredibly charismatic, which makes you want to like him based on pure instinct. Your subconscious tells you that this is someone you can trust, which makes sense since he's built an entire business on top of that fact
It just infuriates me that he's such a well-rounded character, because no one wants to like the guy! He's a manipulative, lying scumbag with no sense of justice (which is ironic considering his occupation), and he does it so well that you're simply forced to find him somewhat trustworthy, someone that you can go to for advice or help.
Your instincts tell you that you want to be in this guy's orbit, that it will benefit you to stick around. But in reality, the only one gaining anything from any form of relationship with him, is he himself.
God it infuriates me so much, he's such a well-written character and I absolutely despise him for it
(This is all based on the Broadway musical, I haven't seen the movie)
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emmett from legally blonde is such a king. elle told him callahan assaulted her and he was shocked for a second but then believed her completely, didn’t even ask for any proof
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avaitor · 2 months
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oooh I hate him i wanna beat him with hammers
Old ass creep
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Not-Quite-Dead-Characters
Return as a Antagonist
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musical-hunger-games · 11 months
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supernightboy08 · 2 years
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My Favorite Disney Villains:
1. Captain Hook
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2. Scar
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3. Mother Gothel
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4. Jafar
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5. Gantu
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6. Yokai
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7. Hans
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dxntloseurhead · 2 years
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performance snippets from the muny’s legally blonde production <333
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hitchell-mope · 1 year
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Supergirl legally blonde au
Kara. Elle
Mon El. Emmett
Samantha. Paulette.
Morgan. Callahan
Maxwell. Warner
Lena. Vivian
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dailylgbtmusicals · 2 years
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George Takei as Professor Callahan in Legally Blonde: the Musical
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Name: Hosato Takei
Credits: Allegiance (Sam Kimura (present day)/Ojii-San), Pacific Overtures (Reciter), Star Trek (Hikaru Sulu)
Color of the rainbow with which they identify: Gay
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slashingdisneypasta · 3 months
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Some Dark!Musical Villain x Reader AU Ideas I'm Fiddling With:
⚠️ Warnings ⚠️ for: DARK THEMES. Age difference galore, fucking your teacher for good grades, sexual assault, innapropriate propositioning, grooming, posessive behaviour, more grooming, adoptive guardian having innapropriate feelings for ward, etc. Quite possibly some murder, too.
Professor Callahan x Reader- (Moulin Rouge AU (Duke Monroth and Satine AU)) You're only getting through law school because you're fucking your teacher, practically selling yourself for a certification- so when a guy your age who's sweet and kind and interested in you comes along, you're forced to break his heart. For a posessive Professor Callahan, and your grades.
Judge Turpin x Reader- (Legally Blonde AU (Prof Callahan and Elle Woods AU)) You're an assistant working under Turpin, the first female to work in such a position in town and you are so proud of yourself and believe Turpin to be an honourable gentleman who believes in you, too!- until he gets you alone one night and all that comes crashing down around you with an expected kiss.
Duke Monroth x Reader- (Phantom of the Opera AU (Erik and Christine Dae AU)) The Duke has slowly imposed himself upon you since you were 18, becoming your tutor in many things in high society. You think he's kind, helping you like this, and so it doesn't occur to you at all that he may intend to shape you into a perfect wife for him. So, when you meet a gentleman at a ball who sweeps you off your feet and you fall in love, you're s h o c k e d at the Duke's furious responce.
The Phantom x Reader- (Sweeney Todd AU(Judge Turpin and Johanna Todd AU)) How you ended up the Phantom's young ward, not even you knew. You didnt remember that far back. But he raised you and so you grew up quite sheltered- but t a l e n t e d. When you eventually come out to society, a mysterious figure in the paris opera, you're the object of many crushes and desires. It's not until one particular boy catches your attention, though, that Erik shows his distaste in the matter of other men being in your life. 
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illadvisedselfships · 2 months
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My F/O's in order of how Daddy they are from least (top) to most (bottom):
Otis
Callahan
Jim
Cruella
Cruella is the Daddiest XD She has the biggest dick, too. (:
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ohnopistachio · 1 year
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i'm so excited!! i'm going to be emmett in legally blonde!!
it's legally blonde jr so obviously there are some censors. here are a few of my favorites:
"look at my aBs, look at my thighs" (Bend and Snap)
"i gotta be dRiVen to EXCeL" (chip on my shoulder)
"cause nobody fOoLs somebody whose legally blonde" (Legally Blonde Remix)
ALSO THEY TOOK OUT THERE RIGHT THERE (gay or european) AND IM SO MAD ITS LITERALLY THE BEST SONG >:( they took out everything involving the homosexuals smh EXCEPT OUR CALLAHANS ARE BEING PLAYED BY FEMME PPL (if you're not familiar w legally blonde callahan hits on elle)
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