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incorrectvtuberquotes · 1 day

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Kronii: No, no, no! You changed the past and now the future is a nuclear wasteland.

Amelia: What? From the 1920s?

Kronii: Changing the past always turns the future into a nuclear wasteland. It just does, okay?

#submission #watson amelia #holomyth #ouro kronii #holopromise #holoen #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: mystery science theater 3000 #thank you for the submission!

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incorrectvtuberquotes · 4 days

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“I’m not a hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”

- Shirogane Noel

#submission #shirogane noel #holofantasy #gen 3 #holojp #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: bob's burgers #thank you for the submission!

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incorrectvtuberquotes · 6 days

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"The One Thing You Can't Replace" - Ex-Niji Version

AKA the closest I'll ever get to discourse-posting. But if you have quotes for Mint, Doki and the rest, by all means send them in!

Maid Mint: Another story I heard about myself... This one happened in Nijisanji. We had this boss, Mr. Tazumi, and I had a kouhai who went to our agency, Rosemi Lovelock. She was in Obsydia and I was in LazuLight, so she was a gen behind me.

Mint: So Mr. Tazumi was an asshole. And one weekend, he and his yacht decided to leave town, which you should never do if you're an asshole. And Rosemi decided to throw a party at the HQ - hooray! So everyone around Niji heard about it, and we all got up individually and said:

Quinn Benet: Okay. Let's go over there and destroy the place.

Mint: I walked into this party. Everyone I had ever met was there, and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world! We were drinking like it was the Civil War and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised. We were like dogs without horses - we were running wild.

Mint: I walked down... I walked down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement.

[Cut to Michi Mochievee, jumping onto the pool table]

Mint: One kid took a running start and threw her body onto the pool table and broke it in half.

[Cut to Kuro, plotting mischief]

Mint: Another kid found out which office was Tazumi's and went upstairs and took a shit on his computer.

Mint: So the party was going great.

[Chat cheers]

Mint: I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup - you've seen movies - and I'm standing there, and I'm starting to black out. And I guess someone said, like...

Sayu: Something, something, managers.

Mint: And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled:

Mint/Pomu: FUCK THE MANAGERS! FUCK THE MANAGERS!

Mint: And everyone else joined in! Three dozen drunk EN children yelling "Fuck. Da. Managers." with the confidence of guys who have, like, already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore - you know, that "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence. But EN children.

Mint: The reason someone had said "something something managers" was because the managers were there. So an Anycolor manager walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement, and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling "Fuck the managers!" in his face! And he was almost impressed! He was like, "Wooooowww..." And then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went: "Get the paddywagon!"

Mint: And my friend Matara - who is now a mother, this woman has babies - she grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled:

Matara: SCATTER!!!

Mint: And everyone ran in a different direction. We all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Rat-tat-touille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways - we all ran in different directions.

Mint: I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on a washing machine, and I crawled out through a window into the back alley, and now I'm running through the back alley and there was this big chain link fence. And I thought:

Mint/Pomu: I have never climbed a fence that high before!

Mint: And then I woke up at home.

[Chat laughs uproariously]

Mint: On Monday, I went to work, because that's what we did back then. And I'm walking into the collab, and who do I see but Rosemi Lovelock. And she says to me:

Rosemi: Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?

Mint: And I said no. You know, like a liar. And he said:

Rosemi: Things got really out of hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a dump on Tazumi-san's computer. But the worst thing is, someone stole these old antique photos of Tazumi's grandmother. And our bosses are freaking out about it.

Mint: And I had that thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have: "Did I do that?"

[She pauses as chat reacts]

Mint: I figured no, I wouldn't have done that. But I was never sure - until, a year later... Relax!

Mint: I'm playing video games with this kid named Dokibird, that we also went to Nijisanji with. A year later, we've graduated by now. We're playing video games for a couple hours. And then Doki says to me:

Doki: Hey, come here, I wanna show you something.

Mint: And she takes me into her bedroom, and then she takes me into a side room off of her bedroom - never a good thing to have.

Mint: And she shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from Nijisanji parties over the years. And I said: "Why? Why do you do this?"

Mint: And Doki said:

Doki: Because it's the one thing Tazumi can't replace.

[Chat erupts into laughter and cheers]

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incorrectvtuberquotes · 7 days

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Do people still like "The One Thing You Can't Replace" fancasts?

#gauging interest #not an incorrect quote #but it could be...#john mulaney #the one thing

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incorrectvtuberquotes · 8 days

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#submission #la+ darknesss #takane lui #holox #gen 6 #holojp #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine #thank you for the submission!#charge your phone la+ smh my head

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incorrectvtuberquotes · 11 days

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“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again, what is wrong with you? Why are you like this?”

- Ouro Kronii

#submission #ouro kronii #holopromise #holoen #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: welcome to night vale #thank you for the submission!

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incorrectvtuberquotes · 13 days

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[Scene: Suisei just kicked Koyori's ass at Tetris]

Koyori: ...She was better than me.

Calli: She's better than everyone, don't take it personally.

#hoshimachi suisei #hakui koyori #calliope mori #mori calliope #gen 0 #gen 6 #holox #holomyth #holojp #holoen #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: @veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes

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incorrectvtuberquotes · 15 days

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For all of the work @incorrectvtuberquotes has done...

Oozora Subaru: "I am never gonna live this human rights thing down"

If they reblog this, they'll have to tag it "not an incorrect Vtuber quote".

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#oozora subaru #gen 2 #holojp #hololive #vtubers #not an incorrect quote #but thank you anyway!#i actually remember the context of this #she was reading a chat message #which got misinterpreted #i think it had something to do with nekopara #these things happen

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incorrectvtuberquotes · 16 days

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Iroha: Laplus-sama, I'm Iroha. This is Chloe, and it is an honor to meet you, ma'am.

Laplus: Well, it's nice to meet you too. However, the proper mode of address would be "La+ Dear Highest Death Thirteen Dyna Art of Impact Sign Emperor Lord of the Darknesss-sama".

Laplus: No, no, no, I'm kidding. Please, call me My Dark.

Chloe: Oh, thank God. I knew that other name must have been a stupid joke.

#la+ darknesss #sakamata chloe #kazama iroha #holox #gen 6 #holojp #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: parks and rec #thank you for the submission!#reblogging for the morning

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incorrectvtuberquotes · 16 days

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Iroha: Laplus-sama, I'm Iroha. This is Chloe, and it is an honor to meet you, ma'am.

Laplus: Well, it's nice to meet you too. However, the proper mode of address would be "La+ Dear Highest Death Thirteen Dyna Art of Impact Sign Emperor Lord of the Darknesss-sama".

Laplus: No, no, no, I'm kidding. Please, call me My Dark.

Chloe: Oh, thank God. I knew that other name must have been a stupid joke.

#submission #la+ darknesss #sakamata chloe #kazama iroha #holox #gen 6 #holojp #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: parks and rec #thank you for the submission!

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incorrectvtuberquotes · 19 days

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Matara: Sometimes I genuinely can't tell whether Zentreya is a bad influence on Henya, or Henya is a good influence on Zen.

Haruka: Both, I think, but it still averages out somewhere south of neutral.

#matara kan #haruka karibu #zentreya #henya the genius #henya #vshojo #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: order of the stick

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incorrectvtuberquotes · 20 days

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