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*while waiting outside the Guidance Counselor’s office*
Ayano: What are you in for?
Kokona: Oh, she just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the gym. What about you?
Ayano: I stabbed a girl with a screwdriver.
Kokona:
Kokona: We live very different lives.
Ayano: Yes, we do.
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Umeji: Oh no, she killed Musume.
Umeji: Anyway, do you guys want to get something to eat?
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Midori: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Suzuko: If?
Horuda: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.
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Mai: (holding a teacup) -A cup of tea!
Midori: (also holding a teacup) Why did you just say that?
Mai: Remember before, I said "I know something that is my cup of tea"? I was just finishing the thought.
Midorii: But, you said that like an hour ago.
Mai: Yeah, but imagine if you were an outside observer just reading pieces of the conversation!
Midori: You see them too?!
(Midori stares at you)
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Honami: I know your type. All you care about are swimsuit models.
Jokichi: No! I’m a man of substance! Dorky chicks like you turn me on too!
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Mida: Why's my underwear in the freezer?
Nasu: You said "this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow.” Apparently Drunk You plays pranks on Hungover You.
Mida: That explains... so much.
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Yuna: Would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million yen?
Yui: I’d roundhouse kick you in the face for free.
Yuna: *tearing up* I’m your best friend?
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Ayano standing at the end of Senpai's bed: You’re ethereal
Senpai, looking over at her: Was it really necessary to wake me up at… *looks over at phone* 4am to tell me this?
Ayano: Yes…
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Riku: How's the cutest person here~?
Kokona: I don't know, how are they~?
Riku, flustered: I-
Kizana, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Sumire: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Himari:
Himari: I'm gonna tell her.
Uekiya: Don't you dare.
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Akane: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Ayano: No.
Akane:
Akane, covering the mic, to the rest of the council: Crap, what do we do now?
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Osoro: You're gonna be thrashed.
Ayano: Is that a threat?
Osoro: I prefer to think of it as an invitation.
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Gema: You've got that motherly concern in your eyes, Mai, I must look like I'm hammered as shit.
Mai: Actually you look like you were executed last week.
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Midori: Why are you late?
Kumi: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Midori:
Midori: Overslept?
Kumi: Overslept.
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Shiromi: oh, my god, look at the front page of the school paper! There’s a picture of me kissing Aoi-pi by the lake!
Akane: … why were you kissing Aoi by the lake?
Shiromi: I caught a fish! I was excited!
Shiromi: I kissed the fish, too, but of course they don’t show you that!
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Tsubaki: How do I passive-aggressively say 'fuck you' in flower?
Himari: So you'd need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred).
Himari: It would be quite striking! And full of loathing.
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Saki, pulls the curtain back while Kokona is showering: Are we- stop screaming it's just me. Are we out of cake mix?
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