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akutagawa paying for everything for atsushi like a sugar daddy but in turn he does not get any sugar since he still calls them bitter enemies

akutagawa: i hate your guts jinko

akutagawa: also here’s 1k for that plushie u wanted

atsushi: :D

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akutagawa: u are the source of everything wrong in my life at the moment

atsushi: okay stop hanging out with me then

akutagawa: no and here’s 10k

atsushi:

akutagawa: to cover ur rent

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junichiro: atsushi not that im not glad we’re getting to go to disney land how r u affording this

lucy: yeah atsushi ur salary doesnt cover just u much less u, us, naomi, kyouka and kenji

atsushi: oh that

atsushi: akutagawa’s funding this for me

naomi, junichiro, kenji, kyouka, lucy: 

atsushi: he offered to cover all of my friends but president wanted the older members in office for now so maybe next time

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akutagawa, waking up in cold sweat: wait am i sugar daddy

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does akutagawa know that gin and atsushi know each other or

well ig they don't really know know each other but ya know

anyway i had a thing floating in my head of akutagawa thinking atsushi liked gin and it went kinda like

atsushi: okay, i just- i have to say this, okay? just- please just listen and after that you can hate me or never see me again thats fine. i just need you to hear me out. i-

akutagawa: i already know.

atsushi: you- you do?

akutagawa: you have a crush on my sister

atsushi:

atsushi: excuse me?

akutagawa: my sister is too good for you. you should stop your foolish feelings now.

atsushi:

atsushi: wait- wait you've got it all wrong!! i don't like gin like that!

akutagawa:

akutagawa: you think you are too good for my sister? that you are out of her league?? you are truly the stupidest man-

atsushi: WHAT? THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID! GIN'S GREAT

akutagawa: so you do like her.

atsushi: NO !! I DON'T LIKE HER LIKE THAT!

akutagawa: then what is it that you needed to tell me ?? if you claim to not be in love with my sister

atsushi: I'M IN LOVE WITH HER BROTHER

akutagawa:

akutagawa: oh

akutagawa: my bad. I misunderstood things.

atsushi:

akutagawa: well, i shall see you at our next mission.

atsushi:

akutagawa, a week later, suddenly jolting up: wait i am gin's brother

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Dazai: why are you so mean to Atsushi-kun?

Akutagawa: I'm playing hard to get

Dazai: why would you do that? You're already hard to want

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headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone

like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection – like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense

but the tiger

the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida

then kyouka and junichiro

and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno

at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members

but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah

anyway:

atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: we should eat him

atsushi: NO????

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kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi

the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him

kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell

atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha

//

atsushi, literally just working:

the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.

atsushi: NO??????????????

ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-

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and so on

is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes

atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like

atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-

the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice

atsushi:

atsushi: oh 

atsushi: oh no

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akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?

atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like

akutagawa, blushing: oh-

atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u

akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-

//

eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like

atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him 

atsushi: no??????????????

//

kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi

atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?

kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????

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atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-

the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-

atsushi: no.

//

atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u 

akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-

akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room

atsushi: do u not like goose :(

akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here

//

yeah

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Skk at 17 is so funny cause imagine you’re in the port mafia, about to go on a serious and dangerous mission, and your executives are two insane hormonal teenagers. Yeah one of them can make black holes and the other can inflict terrifying psychological damage on people but then Chuuya is giving a big scary speech and his voice cracks and Dazai fucking loses it.

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Also am currently working on this fic and will post it once it’s done!

okay hear me out…

Sukuita college AU, mixed batch of characters everyone’s there and alive! All of the characters are in the same friend group or it’s that situation where everyone knows one person in another friend group and it makes a big group of people. Sukuna being the playboy who can get any man or woman in his bed with a simple smirk. Gojo having the playboy energy but always faithful to his loving boyfriend. All of them and chilling and talking one day when they get on the topic of relationships. While all that happens Yuuji comes into the common room to make some food and him and Sukuna fuck with each other the whole time. Gojo and Geto decide to play matchmaker and Sukuna and Gojo make a bet that Sukuna can’t get Yuuji to fall in love with him in 2 months. And ofc Gojo is rich so there’s money involved but so does Sukuna so the loser will have to do something dumb, still deciding on it. So now you have Sukuna trying to get Yuuji to fall for him but it’s not working quickly because Yuuji is recovering from a former abusive relationship. And slowly but surely before Sukuna even realizes it he’s fallen in love with Yuuji and now they’re both in love and everything’s great! Right?

Sukuna - Historian Masters (specifically in the Heian era)

Yuuji - Film Major with a Minor in Dance

Megumi - Veterinarian

Kugisaki - Fashion Design Major

Gojo - Business and Marketing Major

Geto - Comparative Religion

Inumaki - Culinary School Nearby

Maki - Gender Studies

Shoko - Don’t even play with me we all know what this woman is and what she does best

Still trying to figure out ones for other people this is a very rough draft for the idea, what do y’all think?

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WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD

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okay hear me out…

Sukuita college AU, mixed batch of characters everyone’s there and alive! All of the characters are in the same friend group or it’s that situation where everyone knows one person in another friend group and it makes a big group of people. Sukuna being the playboy who can get any man or woman in his bed with a simple smirk. Gojo having the playboy energy but always faithful to his loving boyfriend. All of them and chilling and talking one day when they get on the topic of relationships. While all that happens Yuuji comes into the common room to make some food and him and Sukuna fuck with each other the whole time. Gojo and Geto decide to play matchmaker and Sukuna and Gojo make a bet that Sukuna can’t get Yuuji to fall in love with him in 2 months. And ofc Gojo is rich so there’s money involved but so does Sukuna so the loser will have to do something dumb, still deciding on it. So now you have Sukuna trying to get Yuuji to fall for him but it’s not working quickly because Yuuji is recovering from a former abusive relationship. And slowly but surely before Sukuna even realizes it he’s fallen in love with Yuuji and now they’re both in love and everything’s great! Right?

Sukuna - Historian Masters (specifically in the Heian era)

Yuuji - Film Major with a Minor in Dance

Megumi - Veterinarian

Kugisaki - Fashion Design Major

Gojo - Business and Marketing Major

Geto - Comparative Religion

Inumaki - Culinary School Nearby

Maki - Gender Studies

Shoko - Don’t even play with me we all know what this woman is and what she does best

Still trying to figure out ones for other people this is a very rough draft for the idea, what do y’all think?

#college au #sukuita #sukuna x yuuji #jujutsu kaisen #yuuji itadori #gojo satoru #geto suguru #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #nanami kento #shoko komi #jjk #geto x gojo

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College/University AUs

Person A doesn’t have a lot of classes in common with their friends, but somehow, Person B always ends up in every one of their classes.

Campus life means even the weirdest things appear to be completely normal.

They don’t really like each other, that’s why Person A never understands why Person B always insists on them doing all the partner work together.

Person A has no idea how they ended up being friends with all the international students and why Person B’s accent is the one that makes their heart beat a tiny bit faster.

Living in a dorm often feels like you’re on a class trip for half a year.

Person A always seems to be prepared for class, having read all the papers and always ready to join the class in a debate. But for some reason they never bring a pen to class and they always end up asking Person B for one, who is starting to get suspicious.

Having to do a group project in university is not easier than doing one in high school.

College parties were legendary and supposed to be one of the best parts of pursuing higher education, but Person A can’t help but wanting to go home the second their friends dragged them to a house party. That is until they meet Person B and find a kindred soul amongst the party animals.

Being a college student was equal parts being happy not to be a teenager anymore and dreading to become an adult.

The best part of class for Person A was their heated debates with Person B. For the rest of the class and the professor the best part was, when both of them finally went on a date together.

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Prompt #12

"Look who we have here if it is my second-worst enemy."

"Second? Who's the first?"

"Me, of course. I dedicate a lot of time hating myself. I deserve to be in my top one."

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Luffy: Well, before we go stabbing things, we're gonna wanna make damn sure it's him. Zoro: You're such a stickler for details, captain.

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𝐄𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐦 Incorrect Quotes Collection 1.

𝐄𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐦 M.list  

M.List 

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Nami: I need boy advice help! 

Y/n: kill him. 

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Sanji: Are you gay? 

Y/n: yeah?

Sanji: ewww…..

Sanji: Do you wanna fuck my ass? 

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Y/n: can you get some bread on your way back to the ship?

Zoro: No.

Y/n: Ok.

Zoro: am I racist? 

Zoro, an hour later: I have feelings for you.

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Y/n: Do you take constructive criticism? 

Nami: I only take cash or credit. 

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Y/n: what else are you good at? Other than making my life fucking miserable. 

Luffy: I can colour. 

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Usopp: you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders? 

Y/n: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. 

Usopp: The WHO????

Y/n: oh so this is not a safe space suddenly.

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Sanji: my god your voice is so attractive. Can u tell me to Kms?

Y/n: WHAT. 

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Buggy: your profile picture inspired me to talk to you….

Y/n: thank you…. Let me take it down. 

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Y/n: I’m incredibly fast at math.

Mihawk: Alright, what’s 30x17?

Y/n: 47

Mihawk: That’s not even close.

Y/n: But it was fast.

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Y/n: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Usopp: Of course. I can’t flip this table by myself.

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Y/n: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Nami: How can you still say that?

Y/n: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Zoro: I never thought I’d say this but I think I know what’s going on inside your head.

Y/n: Welcome to the terror dome.

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Nami: Okay, no more talking about Y/n…

Sanji: But you told me to get it out of my system

Nami: I didn’t know how much you had in your system

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Y/n: Physically? I am the bigger person. But metaphorically? I’m going to kill you.

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Usopp: I need life advice. 

Y/n, an insane cannibal: You came to the right person.

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(Zoro and Luffy doing First Mate and Captain things)

Luffy: Ugh, this is so boring!

Zoro: It may be boring but it still needs to get done

Luffy: … want to go dump it all on y/n?

Zoro: Yes

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Usopp: Man sure is dark in here.

Y/n:

Usopp: I’m not scared or anything.

Y/n:

Usopp: I mean who is scared of the dark these days? not me no sir.

Y/n: do you want me to hold your hand?

Usopp: yes, please.

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Sanji: We’re missing something here…what is it?

Usopp: Cohesion?

Nami: Teamwork?

Zoro: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Y/n: Luffy’s run off again.

Sanji: Oh, yeah! That’s it!

Sanji: Wait, what???!

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Luffy: Y/n and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Y/n: We what?

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Y/n: You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.

Luffy: I don’t care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense to me.

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Zoro: Why are you stopping?

Y/n: I think you why.

Zoro: Um..I don’t think I do.

Y/n: Begins with an ‘L’. The ‘L-Word’

Zoro:…

Zoro: Lesbians?

Y/n: LOST! Zoro. WE’RE LOST!!!

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Mihawk: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/n: I think you mean cards.

Mihawk, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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Marco: How's Luffy?

Ace: Well, last week, he was supposed to buy gas, but instead, he bought novelty cookie cutters. Now, everything we eat is shaped like a goddamn dinosaur.

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Some mermay drawings. i guess its a mermaid au now ( twitter drawing) ( mermaid au part 1/2)

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Tim acts like a bat.

After finishing a case, or realising he’s too tired to even move Tim uses sonar to find his way back to bed.

Since after a case his brain is usually shot, too much information and thoughts swarming around that he is left blind to the real worlds noises and words, he just keeps his mind conscious enough to identify the person as friend or foe before “flying blind”.

Tim says “Hello there.”

If the response is running footsepts and a dark whisper saying “let’s get you to bed chum.” It’s Bruce.

If the words follow any sort of nickname or chiding, with gentle hands brushing his hair away from his face, it’s Dick.

Swearing and theatric response following the lines of “general Kenobi”, before coming closer and hauling him away is Jason.