jeasuswithaknife

[jeasuswithaknife]

did not know these were a thing

#2 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #shrek 2

[jeasuswithaknife]

i am reblogging this ONE time

#shrek 2

[jeasuswithaknife]

did anyone else, as a child, ever consciously make something up and then convince themselves it was real? like i pretended demons existed, which i fully knew was something i personally had made up and not an actual real thing, and then got genuinely worried about demons. did other people do shit like that or do i need to seek proffessional help of some sort?

#shrek 2 #demons? #idk how to tag this

[jeasuswithaknife]

you have never once booped me

Booping has become a stim at this point

Boop boop

[jeasuswithaknife]

when i was eleven i used to google memes because i didnt have any social media yet. sometimes it got specific like id google "percy jackson memes" or whatever

#shrek 2 #percy jackson

[jeasuswithaknife]

Dan i opened your blog expecting to find MCR and then found whatever this is. what is this

just stuff idk. its whatever bullshit comes into my head at a time when i hapoen to remember i have a tumblr

#shrek 2 #mcr #my chemical romance

[jeasuswithaknife]

you probably get this a lot but why all shrek 2, why does that green ogres second appearance dictate your feed

i dont even remember

#shrek 2

[jeasuswithaknife]

i need a hot nemesis to have a sexy homoerotic rivalry with like rn

#shrek 2 #idk what else to tag #doctor who #thoschei

[jeasuswithaknife]

people eat ladyfingers all the time but the SECOND i say i want man fingers in my mouth-

#shrek 2 #fingers #gay

[jeasuswithaknife]

i take my tags very seriously

#shrek 2 #weiners and gonads #please help me the man in the corner is back and hes got a knife oh god oh fuck #mommy milkers

[jeasuswithaknife]

shout out to jaxxon for being the only person who likes these posts

#shrek 2 #jaxxon

[jeasuswithaknife]

its not pride month anymore i hate gay people now

#shrek 2 #pride #im gay actually dw

[jeasuswithaknife]

im shaking because im POSSESSED by GHOSTS and i need them OUT OF ME

#shrek 2 #ghost #ghost smut #ghost spider #ghostbusters #shrek 2 again

[jeasuswithaknife]

shrek 2

#shrek 2

[jeasuswithaknife]

diogenes was so right we should all break society's norms in favour of having many dogs and pissing in public

#shrek 2

[jeasuswithaknife]

summer sucks because it's too hot, winter sucks because its dark and i don't like having to wear hoodies and coats alk the time, spring sucks because everyones upset about their allergies, and autumn sucks because you have to go back to school. someone should invent a new season.

#shrek 2

[jeasuswithaknife]

i think if i was in the backrooms id just leave and go home

#shrek 2