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This seems to be doing well on Twitter so I’ll put it here too?

Reads kinda like an actual skit doesn’t it?

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I wish I never did.

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

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tried to format this kinda like an actual skit and i think it turned out p good??

….maybe this was too much effort for one incorrect quotes meme lolol

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they said: 😳

#tales of #tales of xillia 2 #fractured milla #ludger kresnik #elle mel marta #fractured milla x ludger #i will die on this ship #way better than millaxjude

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5A period, honey .

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"Why are you so obessed with found family?"

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

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☾ Here some transparent skits of Velvet Crowe from (Another Eden) ☽

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Meow

(via)

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Out of Touch

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• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

• A question mark walks into a bar?

• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

• A synonym strolls into a tavern.

• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

• A dyslexic walks into a bra.

• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony

- Jill Thomas Doyle

#english #grammar #writing #language #teachers #linguistics

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classic from last year that I can only share it today

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Posting a drawing of Saeran every day till his AE comes out: day 445

8 days till the AE is here!

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livinthefuture wallpapers [½]

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To be honest though... yes? He really did only know him for a month. It would suck that the first guy in a long ass time you could relate to as a friend (or more, who the fuck knows with the writing in RWBY) is dead, and by your own hands, but if the moping continues on and on, Jesus. This show is just a mess.

I made a deal… WITH THE DARKNESS!!!

#rwby volume 8 spoilers #rwby #qrow branwen #art #hot take