My dnd group had fun this morning coming up with this craziness It started as poking fun at the magic users for how they learned their magic and expanded from there.
DnD classes
Wizards study to get an A in class,
Bards cheat off the wizard and sleep with other teachers for extra credit and the A,
Sorcerers sleep through class and still get the A,
And Warlocks sleep with the teacher to get the A,
Clerics are teachers pets and get given the A,
Rangers are homeschooled and dont care about the A
The Rogue steals the answer for the A,
The Paladin only gets C+, but he's the captain of the football team.
The Monk is an exchange student, who dedicates his every moment to getting an A.
The Druid is also homeschooled, but takes correspondence classes for extra credits.
The Barbarian isn't doing so well in class, but he's guaranteed a full ride on a sports scholarship anyway.
The Fighter gets a C- in most classes, but he's KILLING IT in Phys Ed and plans to join the military.
The Artificier still studies to get his A, but he's super into shop class.
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Yet ANOTHER reminder, because some of you can’t seem to grasp this, to STOP telling artists how to draw the characters. Stop calling them cowards and other names because you think they’re drawing the characters “wrong”. I also don’t care if it’s a joke. It’s been old and tired for over a YEAR and I’m not the only one who’s been asking y’all to stop telling this pathetic excuse of a joke, but now I’ll be the most consistent because I’ll make a post about this every fucking day if I have to.
Simply blocking someone isn’t enough for me because I’ll know they’ll still be contributing to nastiness in the tag, and I’m not giving up this fight. So I’ll be here every time telling you to STOP until it finally starts to sink in.
Don’t whitewash Beau and other characters of color. Don’t draw Beau, a lesbian, with men. Don’t give Nott antisemitic features. These are some issues others have raised, and I 100% agree with them. But otherwise? It’s not wrong to draw Jester skinny. It’s not wrong to draw her fat. Or muscular. None of it is wrong. Artists are free to interpret the characters however they want And you making passive aggressive posts calling artists cowards because they dare make Nott cute? Or Fjord too buff? Unless you’re paying them, which none of you fucking are, then you don’t get a say on what someone does with their free time and talent.
I’m an artist but I’ll never post art in this fandom. You don’t make this a welcoming place for artists. You sit there behind your screens and make your stupid fucking jokes, and that’s one more person you’ve stopped from even trying.
Caleb: I have the sex appeal of a math book.
Mollymauk: I don’t know anyone who’s opened a math book and hasn’t immediately said “Fuck me”.
Caleb: ………
Fjord: …That was incredibly smooth.