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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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I just came back and you do this to me.
Im going to commit die because of this
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“Sebastion”
What did I do to deserve this so early in the morning?
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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Get away from my house, Demons! *yeets salt to Sebastian fans*
me: (some opinion on seb)
sebaciel shipper, crawling out of the Hell Hole™: ah, yes, my friend! sebastian is-
me, grabbing my nearest weapon: go back to the shadow
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?” i was like “…yes, why?” “it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?” i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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“The barbie franchise enforces gender stereotypes”
Ken is literally a trophy husband to a successful rich beautiful business woman but okay go off I guess
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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Sebastard as Kyubey will give me nightmares.
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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I am back
My life went kinda downhill.
My mother kicked me out, and almost committed suicide over her abuse.
Not only that, but a dude that was like 50 tried to sexually assault me and also tried to drag me to his car to God knows what...
I am currently staying with my aunt in Italy.
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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Have you ever wondered where books come from?
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
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You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:
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See how they happily line up to put them on:
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See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.
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And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:
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So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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New rule: ur not aloud to be a goth if youre transphobic
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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If any of you defend Sebasstard once time more... I am killing someone.
#AdoptAnEarl
We need to create a place where we can sacrifice beasts like Sebasstard. They are damaging our society .
Time to start drama: Sebastian Michaelis isn’t hot :/
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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Shout out to my Arabic teacher that looked at us yesterday mid-lesson and said, “I’m worried. You all look exhausted and depressed.”
Of course we were all like, “Oh yeah we’re dead inside, you haven’t noticed?”
And he snapped shut the textbook, threw up his hands and said, “That’s not healthy! No more vocab! Time for dancing!”
And he taught us a dance from Iraq and we danced instead of doing vocab. We didn’t stop dancing until he saw all of us laughing and was satisfied that we were all feeling better. It was perhaps the coolest, most kind-hearted thing I’ve ever seen a college instructor do.
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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OK SO
reblog if you want a doodle based off of ur url every person who reblogs this before november 10th will get one!!
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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Vampire!Ciel for @tragicd0ll & @chromehoplite from the Chrome’s fic Renfield!
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lady-beatorichee · 5 years
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"Bae is coming, act natural"
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Everyone say she is a bitch so (๑╹ω╹๑ ) No it’s a joke… lizzy is the private bitch of OC
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lady-beatorichee · 6 years
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Why do I live
Why this
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lady-beatorichee · 6 years
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