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layzee1000001 · 2 years
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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Blizzard employees are organizing a walkout this Wednesday (July 28, 2021) to protest the company’s absolute shit response to the sexual harassment lawsuit. If you’re still playing Activision/Blizzard games, tomorrow would be a good day to show solidarity with Blizzard workers by not playing those games. Don’t cross the digital picket line!! No WoW. No Call of Duty. No Overwatch. Bring Blizzard and Activision’s online engagement down and boost the hashtag #actiblizzwalkout
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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i'm never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasise about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it's just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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For only $20 you too can fuck Satan
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK. 
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MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.
This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.
Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.
Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.
The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online. 
I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.
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I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me. 
The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.
Reblog to save a vagina.
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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The fact that not only did dream make a song/music video about how not taking your meds is good and will make you happier (terrible message for anyone let alone a young fan base), but also forced an animation team that basically only had experience animating Minecraft to animate something completely different from their usual style in a few weeks with NO pay and there are still people who think he’s not a complete asshole is astounding to me
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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Dream Team as Pokemon trainers !!
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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So the reason why I like that Dream SMP portrays all sides as sympathetic (more or less: Schlatt and Dream might arguably be the exceptions because we don't get to see their POVs) is because I think it's very realistic, this IS how conflicts actually tend to go: each side having their reasons. It's pretty rare for people to just be straight up evil and unsympathetic from their own point of view.
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Importantly, THAT DOESN'T MEAN ALL SIDES ARE EQUALLY JUSTIFIED.
And I would hope that maybe watching DSMP will get some fans to realise and recognise this in real life. Sometimes someone is a genuinely nice and well-meaning person and you care about them and understand what their reasoning is... and they are still in the wrong and they are still capable of cruelty.
(Even more so I hope that you guys realise this about authority figures: yes they might be well-meaning and genuine and have good opinions, but even if power doesn't corrupt them, it will still twist their good intentions in some way. And it's so easy to slip up and accept the small evils in order to keep your power, when you've convinced yourself that you'll use that power for good.)
And yes, sometimes the people who are in the right are assholes. Good is not always nice. Sometimes the good guys seem like they're just there to ruin your peace and comfort or destroy things you care about. But that's because you can't see the demons they're fighting, because the demons are the system itself. And it's rarely a clean fight with no collateral damage.
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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Protectiveness
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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i honestly cant help myself at this point; it’s an obsession (also yes my art style DOES change with every drawing)
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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Cat maid Dream! I stayed up all night and this was the result, completely worth it! 2 versions bc im indecisive
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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yeah im a little obsessed with dream smp right now so is everyone else okay?
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layzee1000001 · 3 years
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yeah techno isn’t happy about that wizard draft, one might even say he’s pretty pissed about it
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