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"LGBTQIA+"

"The gays"

"Queer"

"Fa-"

#yup #muppets #lgbtqia #queer

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#build! those! watchtowers! #mdzs

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never posted this, guess now is the time for a reminder to solas fuckers

#bwahahaha i just laughed in the ugliest way #the ACCURACY #solas #dragon age

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Hands down one of the most gorgeous cats I've ever seen. She's a Russian blue and a bit over a year old.

#kitties

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TIL In an epilogue at the end of the original 1931 Dracula film, Dracula breaks the fourth wall and taunts the audience, saying vampires are real and to be afraid. In a 1936 re-release, this was censored by the Hays Code, out of fear it would encourage belief in the occult.

via reddit.com

#dracula

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“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”

How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.

#thank you #bisexual

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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

#god fucking dammit

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#lololol #scream

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So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?

The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!

#vote

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why do we always have to ship characters as in love why does no one have divorce headcanons

#han solo and lando calrissian

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

#king shit #my father-in-law once got mad his neighbor cut down his tree so he super glued all the wood together so it was too heavy to move #so the guy just had this huge pile of dead tree in his yard for ages

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fake horse adventures

#lololol #horses

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#bwahahah #sound on #kitties

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

#the sun is a distant gorilla

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can we like…get rid of the so-called leather and rubber “pride flags” ? it’s honestly ridiculous and offensive to the lgbtq community. those aren’t pride flags. 

#learn your history #lgbtqia #pride