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#transformers #thundercracker

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My own addition

there are many disadvantages to being a blurr fan

#transformers #cyberverse #tfa #transformers animated #blurr #tfa blurr #maccadam #macaddam #g1 tf

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I love this but I just have to add…

I genuinely don’t believe any other show can come close to these two in terms of homoeroticism

Rating the homoerotic tension between all opposing leaders

@quetzalpapalotl asked for this, so I shall deliver

SAY GO! (note: I will use the japanese names for the animes)

G1: Optimus Prime and Megatron

They got that homoeroticism alright, seen clearly in their hilarious banter and one-liners.

Also, Megatron kept clones of the guy. That is the most villain homoroticism you can think of. 10/10

G1: Rodimus Prime and Galvatron

They got some carnal stuff going on, I mean this?

That's some chef kiss stuff right there!

Sadly, their homoeroticism isn't continued that much in season 3, and Galvatron cries out for Ultra Magnus' blood a few times. 6/10 Headmasters: Fortress Maximus and Megazarak

Oh dear this is such a one-sided dynamic!

Megazarak is all about wanting to take revenge on Fortress for casting him out of their home planet Master, but Fortress never acknowledges that!

Not even a "Ah, Megazarak hates me for this", like he legit couldn't give a shit about that dude's reason if he tried! 0/10

Masterforce: Ginrai and Overlord

I'm writing this only to gush about these two because I LOVE THEM!

They have my favourite opposing leader dynamic in all TF media I watched.

I mean it starts with Ginrai losing to Overlord on their first fight! He almost dies, and I love it! Because after that, Ginrai starts to be fearful about fighting again, something he pushes through because his need to protect Earth is greater than his fear! QuQ

And when that stupid orb Devil Z is vocal about hating humanity, Overlord seeks to defeat Ginrai, his enternal rival, with just pure strength instead of any robot gadgets. He needs Ginrai to prove the strength of his own humanity.

And MATES, when that stupid orb Devil Z wants to kill Overlord, who saves him? GINRAI DOES! Why? Because of his humanity!

LISTEN!

They have a rivalry going on as two leaders of opposing sides, but they connect over their shared humanity! Humanity that is defined by mercy and love!

Is it homoerotic??? MAYBE NOT, BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAY! QnQ

At the very least, I find this little fight scene to be homoerotic, the way Ginrai traps Overlord in that hold and how Overlord says Ginrai's name, das nice- ~

10/10, I don't care that Overlord is two people and half woman

Victory: Star Saber and Deszaras

I have to give credit to their homoeroticism for their last fight at least, that was nice!

I also liked that Des' super weapon is connected to his crotch, that adds a little naughty touch.

But come on Des, you can't be all erotic with your enemy-boo if you never get out of your stupid throne! And Star Saber? Why do you never care to engage your rival with something personal once? Huh? Get petty, get nasty! Don't just stand there not caring and just spouting heroic bullshit!

They hardly even try :/ 2/10

Beast Wars: Optimus Primal and Megatron

Primal and Megatron just don't do that stuff, really. Megatron tried once when he wanted Primal to join him, but thats about it. Megatron has plenty of homoeroticism, but not much for Primal u.u 1/10

Beast Wars II: Lio Convoy and Galvatron

Lio Convoy and Galvatron had one moment of gay, and it was when Galvatron helped to save Gaia from destruction. Lio Convoy offered him peace, which Galvs refused.

This would be about it, really. 1/10

Beast Wars Neo: Big Convoy and Magmatron

Magmatron got a bit more heat for Big Convoy, like he really wants to defeat him after having lost once before. Sadly, we just don't see much of that.

One episode has them fight, but then never again.

The only other good scene I could remember is when Unicron "kills" Magmatron, and Big Convoy wants to save him. Big Convoy also gave Magnmatron credit for trying to defeat Unicron - He did that before anyone else did!

We could have seen more, but I liked their dynamic overall! 3/10

Beast Machines: Optimus Primal and Megatron

Primal and Megatron do hate each other so much in this show, but its not gay.

It doesn't have the fun part of teasing and getting under your rivals skin, its just hatred. They just want to beat the shit out of each other. (and Megatron even does!)

It's engaging enough, but just not gay 0/10

Car Robots: Fire Convoy and Gigatron (RiD01)

These two have a similar problem as Star Saber and Des - Gigatron just hardly leaves his room, so they hardly ever fight!

They get this bitter exes talk in the first episode, but then we just never see that again, really.

The only saving grace is Black Convoy, who counts as love baby between them. He's worth 1 point! 1/10

Micron Densetsu: Convoy and Megatron (Armada)

Their final fight. Just that last fight. It says it all. 10/10 for that last fight. Overall though? They weren't built up properly, so I can't give them a high score 5/10

Superlink: Grand Convoy and Galvatron (Energon)

Galvatron in this show is so unhinged and feral for Convoy, I just love it! That dude gets a mental breakdown about the idea of someone else killing Convoy!

Sadly, Convoy doesn't return the feralness and wish to fight as much u.u 6/10, and its all from Galvs

Galaxy Force: Galaxy Convoy and Master Megatron (Cybertron)

There is one gay scene between them and it's this

The rest is just eh. I appreciate Master Megatron's determination to be a constant pain in the ass for Galaxy Convoy, so he gets points for that. 3/10

TFA: Optimus Prime and Megatron

I would share a video that shows how homoerotic their final dynamic is, but I can only share one video per post and I refuse to take down the one with Ginrai and Overlord, so just enjoy me quoting:

Megatron: The question should be, don't you recognize your own enemy? Optimus: Megatron? Megatron: Ah, then you do remember my name! Pity I can't remember yours.

Megatron: You're a persistent little Autobot! Optimus: My name is Optimus Prime!

Megatron: If I cannot save my clones, I'll at least have the satisfaction of destroying you, Optimus Prime! Optimus: So you can remember my name.

Three different scenes, all building up for some really nice gay :D 10/10

TFP: Optimus Prime and Megatron

They got something sweet - A nice angsty backstory of friends being torn apart!

Optimus fights because he has to without being happy about it, while Megatron lost sight of what was once important and only cares about rubbing his victory under Optimus' mask!

It's tragic, its intense, its gay as fuck, and it deserves a 10/10 for that scene in which Optimus lets his tires run over Megan's face

RiD15: Bumblebee and Steeljaw

I will say one thing about these two - Steeljaw really learnt to hate Bee on a personal level!

At first, Bee was just obstacle for him, but the longer their fight went on, the more anger Steeljaw showed him! It got feral man, it got feral!

Steeljaw got to a point where he was like "and fuck you in specific!"

And then they even worked together at the end, but not before Bee kept Steeljaw in a cage for a while - das gay UvU 8/10

Transformers GO!: Optimus Prime and Dragotron

Hahaha, gosh, the gayest thing in that toy ad with an intro are the bois! I guess 0/10

Prime Wars: Optimus and Megatron

I wouldn't have added them because they are neither leaders nor enemies, but Barbie said to do it-

They got some nice old man gay energy, simply because they get along. They got some chats, Optimus trying to be nice and peaceful and Megatron is all condescending in a jokey way uvu

"You're precious!" best line.

They work together perfectly without words and that creates some nice homoerotic moments! 8/10

Cyberverse Optimus Prime and Megatron

Gay enough to actually manage a mild peace and for Megatron to die pathetically in another mech's arms, being called old friend. Which is just old men talk for lover.

Fine, I'll give'em some points. But don't complain 7/10

War for Cybertron Optimus Prime and Megatron

I wouldn't say it was gay as such - They both had their own inner turmoil to deal with and their dynamic was festered with all that.

Megatron hated Optimus and blamed him for everything going wrong, refusing to work with him and was determined to view him as the bad guy while he is the hero!

And that is hardly gay drama 2/10

Extra: War for Cybertron Optimus Primal and Beast! Megatron

They didn't interact much but they had one fight in which they had some nice conversation OuO Imma give that some points! 5/10

#transformers #maccadam #l’s shitposts #rating posts #optimus prime #megatron #megop #deszaras #transformers g1

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Updating the parameters:

Forcing an AI to draw Transformers

Megatron

Soundwave

Starscream

Unicron

#transformers #l’s shitposts #transformers mtmte #transformers idw #mtmte #tf starscream #idw1 #transformers megatron #tfp megatron #starscream

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Forcing an AI to draw Transformers

Megatron

Soundwave

Starscream

Unicron

#transformers #l’s shitposts #transformers mtmte #transformers idw #mtmte #idw1 #tf starscream #transformers megatron #tfp megatron #starscream #megatron #transformers soundwave #tf soundwave #tfp soundwave #transformers prime #maccadam

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H-his name is WHAT

#lmao what is this #i love it #transformers #maccadam #transformers the last knight #valveplug #i think? #transformers megatron #transformers bayverse #tf bayverse #bayverse #l’s shitposts

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question, why do delicious cakes cost so much to bake? okay cakes are cheap, but delicious ones cost like 30-40$ to get non pantry staple ingredients for

Take a cake mix from a box. Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Duncan Hines, whatever the hell is on-sale.

They usually ask for you to add in some water, some cooking oil, and egg whites. 

Fuck that bullshit. 

Instead, replace water with milk (or buttermilk), use butter instead of oil, and use the whole goddamn egg. Toss in some extra vanilla extract. 

If you want to make it a bit spiced, add in some cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice

Want to make it gently lemony? Zest some lemon peel into the batter. 

Want it extra dense and moist? Add another fucking egg, half a package of vanilla pudding powder mix, and make sure to whip that batter extra hard and long. 

Welcome to rich, moist cakeland, entrance fee: $5

Enjoy impressing your friends. 

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I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn rewards by taking polls

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)

How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)

Education

How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)

How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)

Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)

How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)

Finances

How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)

How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)

Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)

What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)

Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)

Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting

How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)

How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)

How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)

10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)

Life Skills

Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)

Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)

Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)

How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)

How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)

How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)

Miscellaneous

What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)

Relationships

Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)

How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)

Travel & Vehicles

How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)

How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)

Other Blog Features

Apps for Asshats

Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)

Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)

Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)

Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)

Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)

Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)

Adult Cheat Sheet:

what to do if your pet gets lost

removing stains from your carpet

how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps

throwing a dinner party

i’m pregnant, now what?

first aid tools to keep in your house

how to keep a clean kitchen

learning how to become independent from your parents

job interview tips

opening your first bank account

what to do if you lose your wallet

tips for cheap furniture

easy ways to cut your spending

selecting the right tires for your car

taking out your first loan

picking out the right credit card

how to get out of parking tickets

how to fix a leaky faucet

get all of your news in one place

getting rid of mice & rats in your house

when to go to the e.r.

buying your first home

how to buy your first stocks

guide to brewing coffee

first apartment essentials checklist

coping with a job you hate

30 books to read before you’re 30

what’s the deal with retirement?

difference between insurances

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

wishing to live independently

location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university

conflict with your parents

being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.

Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.

Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

They may worry that you are not ready.

They may be sad because they will miss you.

They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.

They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?

Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.

Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.

Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.

Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

Your doctor

Kids Helpline Tel. [phone]

Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44

Home Ground Services Tel. [phone]

Relationships Australia Tel. [phone]

Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50

Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. [phone]

Things to remember

Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.

Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 

(source)

Keep me updated? xx

[lunara]

⭐️Transformers keychains⭐️

Hi everyone! I will be moving to Shanghai at the end of the summer, and I will be opening up pre-orders for keychains to help cover the cost of the plane ticket! I added some new designs as well as customizable keychains of your favorite TF ship!

Open until June 18th! I will be offering tracked international shipping!

Please fill out this Google Form if interested!

Reblogs appreciated! Xx

#transformers #transformers mtmte #transformers idw #mtmte #idw1 #djd tarn #mtmte tarn #tarn #mtmte djd #tf tarn #idw rodimus #rodimus prime #hot rod #maccadam #rodimus #ultra magnus #minimus ambus

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Opening up commissions to help with my move to Shanghai!

Pre-orders available for custom conjunx endura keychains for your favorite Transformers ships!

KOBD charm shown as an example for what the finished product will look like!

Above is the base for the conjunx charm! Please fill out the form below if interested!

Reblogs appreciated xx

#transformers #transformers mtmte #transformers idw #mtmte #idw1 #macaddam #idw2 #transformers idw2 #megastar

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Transformers DJD keychains open for pre-order! Opening commissions to help fund my plane ticket to Shanghai! More information available in the link below!

Reblogs appreciated xx

#transformers #transformers mtmte #transformers idw #mtmte #idw1 #djd tarn #mtmte tarn #tarn #mtmte djd #tf tarn #mtmte kaon #mtmte vos #vos #helex #tesarus #tf djd

[lunara]

Rodimus keychains available for pre-orders! Opening up commissions to help my move to Shanghai!

A Rod Pod acrylic and shaker is perfect for the local Rodimus stan! More info is available in the link below! Reblogs appreciated xx

#transformers #transformers mtmte #ultra magnus #transformers idw #mtmte #idw1 #idw rodimus #rodimus prime #rodimags #rodimus #maccadam #idw2

[lunara]

⭐️Transformers keychains⭐️

Hi everyone! I will be moving to Shanghai at the end of the summer, and I will be opening up pre-orders for keychains to help cover the cost of the plane ticket! I added some new designs as well as customizable keychains of your favorite TF ship!

Open until June 18th! I will be offering tracked international shipping!

Please fill out this Google Form if interested!

Reblogs appreciated! Xx

#transformers #transformers mtmte #transformers idw #mtmte #idw1 #djd tarn #mtmte tarn #tarn #mtmte djd #tf tarn #rodimus #rodimags #rodimus prime #hot rod #idw2 #idw rodimus #ultra magnus #kobd #tfp knockout #tfp breakdown #transformers prime #mtmte vos #vos #taking commisions #tarnsaurus #deathsaurus #maccadam #tf djd #helex #mtmte kaon

[lunara]

DJD Shaker acrylics in stock! Not enough merch of them exists so I thought I’d make my own!

All our bois are present! $17 for this charm! Unfortunately, I can only ship to North America at the moment :(

Send me an email at [email protected] if interested!

#transformers #transformers mtmte #transformers idw #idw1 #mtmte tarn #djd tarn #tf djd #mtmte djd #tarn #tf tarn #mtmte vos #helex #mtmte kaon #tesarus

[lunara]

Tarn charm up for sale! 3 inches tall, double sided acrylic! He can be yours for $12. Shipping to North America only, $4 flat rate. Send me an email at [email protected] if interested!

#transformers #transformers mtmte #transformers idw #mtmte #idw1 #djd tarn #mtmte tarn #tarn #mtmte djd #transformers djd #tf djd #macaddam

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DJD Vos Charm for this day of the DJD Fest! I’ll hopefully be selling some of these soon! @djdfest Hope you like it!

#transformers #transformers mtmte #transformers idw #mtmte #idw1 #mtmte djd #vos #mtmte vos #djdfest #maccadam #transformers merch

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Real question: if Transformers exist in the Toy Story universe, do they think of themselves as the actual character or do they act like their alt mode?

#send help #transformers #transformers mtmte #transformers idw #mtmte #macaddam #maccadam #l’s shitposts #idw1 #idw2