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As a Funky Lil' Bass woman, I approve of this 🎸🤠

You go you Funky Lil' Bass Man🤠🎸

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Rami, as Freddie: if you were any more dull, you would be Deacy.

John, in theatres: *cries in deacy*

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Freddie: Where's Brian?

John: Don't worry, I'll find them.

John, shouting: Roger sucks!

Brian, distantly: Roger is the best person ever! Fuck you!

John: Found them.

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Freddie: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

John: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Brian: I personally was created in a lab.

Roger: I just straight up spawned lol.

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John: I think I'm falling for you.

Freddie: Then get up.

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Freddie, pointing a camera at John: There they are, our sweet baby.

John, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

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Freddie: You're giving me a sticker?

John: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”

Freddie: I'm not a preschooler.

John: Fine, I'll take it back

Freddie: I earned this, back off!

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brian got that light skin stare 💀

Roger & Brian again … Cigarette as lighting again.

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NOT ME SIMPING FOR A DRAWING- 😭✋

Can I request Brian having some naughty solo time?

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John : I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Roger: A doll.

Brian: A cinnamon roll.

Freddie: A sweetheart.

John:

John: ...stop it.

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Brian: Thanks fam!

Freddie : If only there were someone out there who loved you.

John: *A flustered mess*

Roger: lol y tho ?

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Brian: I can help you with it!

Roger: Yeah, sure.

Freddie : Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

John: lol nope.

Jim: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Mary: * Read 5: 55pm *

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Brian: Roger... How do I begin to explain Roger?

Freddie : Roger is flawless.

John: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

Jim: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

Mary: One time they punched me in the face...it was awesome.

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Brian : You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Roger : Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Brian : That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Roger : But I heard a siren.

Freddie: That was deacy.

John: Sorry, I got nervous.

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Freddie: deacy, I'm sad.

John: * Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

Brian: I'm sad.

Roger, nodding: mood.

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Freddie: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

John: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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Freddie: Okay, truth or dare?

John: Truth

Freddie: How many hours have you slept this week?

John:

John: ...Dare

Freddie: Go to bed.

John: I don't like this game.

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