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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

#Boy Division by MCR because it's been stuck in my head all day

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: SEXUAL Verdict: DENIED

#if it's 30 inches long we have a Problem

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the water fountain in the 24h gym displays light-hearted little messages when you use it. "use me to stay refreshed!", "impress yourself!", that kind of thing

tonight, at 3am, while I was completely alone in the gym, it gave me a message i haven't seen before

"dare you to turn around and smile at the person behind you :)"

#horrifying!

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On the one hand I love when people give me things for literally just doing my job, on the other hand I'm now cold because it's raining and my jacket is cushioning two whole ass bottles of wine in my backpack. :l

#be quiet noah #mailroom shenanigans #also i got to see in one of the restricted floors today #and the inside of their very well stocked snack closet #👀

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crystal ball snail 🔮

#snails #crystals #crystal snail!!! #so cute

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Every so often I treat myself to a fancy-ish dinner out by myself and I'm thinking it might be high time I did that again,

#be quiet noah

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New scrunchies! ✨ which one is your fave?

#omg the little red panda is so cute #;o; #fashion

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

#poped a rock over his turned head!!!!!! #😡

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#food #if it can even be called that #how???? #trypophobia

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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

#snake oil from BPAL #but i also wore Very Irresistable from Givenchy for a long long time

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#video #kitty #what are cats even

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#id been seeing it around for a while #but the bit that actually pushed me to read it was the hot succubus milk bit that was going around

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#april 25th #miss congeniality

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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

#video #jfc #but also that's horrifying

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you've made an enemy sam reich

#game changer #Y E A H

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was looking for something and found my favourite izutsumi panel

#dungeon meshi #OH NO #rip

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Can you guys watch it while I go smoke

#destiny #destiny 2 #i need everyone to know how much this post has wormed its way into my brain and ruined yet another piece of my vocabulary #oopse