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Hyejin: i want to DIE
Yong: hey!! don't say that :(, we're all in this together <3
Hyejin: ur right
Hyejin: WE want to die
Yong: BITCH-
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Wheein: i like to watch movies alone
Hwasa: i'll watch it with you
Wheein: no i said i want to watch it alone
Hwasa: i'll join you
Wheein: I WANT TO WATCH IT ALONE
Hwasa: I'LL WATCH WITH YOU
Wheein: DO YOU KNOW WHAT ALONE MEANS
Hwasa, screaming with her lungs: BUT YOU AND I ARE ONE
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[ Another normal tuesday morning for loser crew]
Moonbyul: i have a plan
Wheesa: does it end in us not getting in trouble?
Moonbyul: i said i had a plan, not a miracle
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Solar: i have the sharpest memory.name one time i forgot something
Wheein: you left me in the parking lot three weeks ago, ma'am
Solar: i did that on purpose
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Wheein: Hey Byul, do you like yong's new jeans?
Yong: They were 75% off.
Byul: I would like them 100% off.
Solar: *winks*
Wheein: That's a terrible way to run a business!
Hwasa: Oh, sweetie...no.
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Moonbyul: you were drunk last night
Solar: no i wasn't
Moonbyul: you started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling "stop hiding spongebob! i know you are in there!"
Solar:
Solar:but did i find him tho?
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Hwasa: [looking at their dinner] man, budapest is going to love this.
Solar:...budapest?
Hwasa: i named my stomach budapest
Solar:
Hwasa: because it's the capital of HUNGRY
Solar: [flipping the table] BRO-
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Wheein: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Solar:
Hwasa:
Byul:
Hwasa: i am gonna tell her
Moonsun: dont you fUCkiNg dare-
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Wheein: "Do you think when butterflies are in love, they feel humans in their stomach?"
Hwasa: wheein,my love, i know you're obsessed with butterflies but HWAT THE FUck-
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mamamooincorrectquotes · 10 months
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Wheein, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: get the FUCK out of my car
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mamamooincorrectquotes · 10 months
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[Another normal saturday night for yong and loser crew]
Yong[to loser crew]: why is your tongue purple if you're drinking a blue slushie?
Moonbyul:
Hwasa:
Wheein:
Moonbyul: *slowly hides red slushie*
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mamamooincorrectquotes · 10 months
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Solar: *drunk after one shot* You're so hot
Hwasa: Uh huh
Solar: and spicy
Hwasa: right
Solar: *wrapping both arms around hwasa* my lil buffalo chicken wing
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mamamooincorrectquotes · 11 months
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Moonbyul: okay. from the start. what do we do when the company DARES to tell us what to do?
Purki: we tell them to fuck off
Moonbyul: what do we do if we want to do something and the company says no?
Purki: we do it anyway
Moonbyul: who is the real boss here?
Purki: Byulie unnie
Moonbyul: *tearing up* you're growing up so fast
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mamamooincorrectquotes · 11 months
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Police: Can you describe the guy who shot you?
Solar: Yes. He wasn't very friendly.
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Solar: Welcome to my new vlog in which I try different hair products
Solar: [sprays hairspray into her mouth]
Solar: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good
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Wheein: can you recommend me any books that made you cry?
Hwasa: general mathematics sixth edition
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[IN MAMAMOO GC]
Hwasa: sapnu puas
Solar: ????
Moonbyul: What language is that?
Hwasa: Turn your phone upside down
[Hwasa has been removed from the chat]
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