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the choice

#fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #the COLORS oh my goodnes #red star in lucys eyes... #kipperlilly copperkettle #lucy frostblade #frostkettle #queue

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going about my ordinary life: i wish things were different

contemplating the approach of Life Changes: aahhghhghghahh!!! !!!

#don't say that to me i'll collapse

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tripped + fell + am into asoiaf now, i fucking guess

#sree.txt #guy who is four eps into hotd s1 and has read one (1) grrm book #I GUESS I'M STUCK HERE NOW (it's fun i like it i'm having a good time)

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

#god help me. #star wars

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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

#they are all so stupid <3 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #gorgug thistlespring #adaine abernant #fig faeth #riz gukgak #kristen applebees

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ACTUALLY Laerryn's actions in episode 2 are not at all condemnable because they're the high fantasy equivalent of like. You've finished your super cool piece of code and it's actually passed all its unit tests this time, but when you try to run your first integration tests then it all works perfectly except it slows your system to a crawl. So you (a non-habitual Windows user) grudgingly open up task manager and see that some unrelated system file with all numbers in the name and a file extension you don't recognise is taking up a huge amount of your CPU and memory. You Google it and get no clear documentation, and so you check Stack Exchange and there's like 2 answers saying "don't uninstall this" with no good explanation. So you're like "well how bad can it be" and you kill the process, and your code starts running perfectly! You tell your friends about it! It's great! Then you find an ancient forum post that's like "hey don't do this it will brick your computer, here's why" and you find out the file you stopped running was actually a crucial, load-bearing component of your antivirus software

Anyway, the moral of Calamity is that you should be running your flying cities on Linux. What was I saying

#DGSDJCMDSGHDFJGHHFJGH #exu calamity #laerryn coramar seelie

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i respect aabria so deeply for standing ten toes down in suvi's defense suvi's never done anything wrong in her life actually!!!!!!!! fuck around and find out idk if you betray a friend's trust & disrespect them for the nth time you cant really expect them to still be sweet and conciliatory

#sree.txt #the wizard the witch and the wild one #wwwo spoilers #suvirin kedberiket #aabria iyengar #idk like especially considering how fucking Weird some people are abt suvi (it's racism. by the way. that's what it is) #talk your shit aabria

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[frostkettle] sorrow & rage

#kiki & bouba toxicdoomed yuri... god it's really good #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #lucy frostblade #kipperlilly copperkettle #frostkettle

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I think I was pretty fucking clear.

#incredibly fun #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #henry hopclap #jace stardiamond #the look on jace's face is so fucking good sam

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it’s so beautiful that 12 started his life asking himself (and clara) if he was a good man, and then his defining trait was kindness. just pure, unfiltered kindness. with no reward, no glory, no acknowledgement. just kindness for kindness’ sake

#twelfth doctor

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official "married couple & just some guy" post

#sibley this rules and i'm so charmed by it #made a little omg i know those guys! face at eleven+amyrory (guy whose current thing is doctor who) #i love this dynamic when its polyam but its equally fun/funny when it's not. thinking abt Them (gen/irene and costis queensthief)

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Sorry, sorry, but manipulative hurt/comfort is fucking cocaine to me. The predatory aspect of it. The vulnerability—500% better if the hurt party knows they're being manipulated and is past the point of caring. The juxtaposition of sweet and sharp flavours. Barkbarkbark

#thoschei thoschei THOSCHEI!

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Murderbot wrote this.

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sucks/rules is a different axis of morality than good/evil. You can be sexy at any point on the good-evil axis as long as you're on the "rules" end of the "sucks-rules" axis.

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the inherent homoeroticism of "no one gets to kill you but me"

#thoschei

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Being Asian in America is just a neverending stream of going "I need you guys to be cool for once in your life" and "you guys" is like, wildly misogynistic dudes who are slurping at the heels of fascists, wannabe rappers who won't turn off the AAVE except when they do a mid-career pivot to respectability writing Emotional Poetry about being diasporic, people who think it's really important that white people aren't allowed into H Mart or something, etc. And they're never cool about it so you're just like, I guess I'll die

#the thing abt being asian in america is also that you guys dont see sasians as asian. by the way

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Fixed Point in Time • Here's another illustration of mine for Magic the Gathering's Doctor Who set!!

AD: Matt Cavotta

#this is my desktop background atm and every time cindy sees it she flinches. poor thing #lured her into this show via silly bowtie man then she experienced the Horrors (s9 finale) #doctor who #clara oswald #queue