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medicludwigstf2 · 28 minutes
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Medic, can u please make me a taco? Also don't add human organs to it...PLEASE HERE ARE THE FUCKING INGREDIENTS *hands u the ingredients*
Ahaha! Of course! But zhe second request,, i cannot promise. *he hands you a suspiciously okay-looking taco* 🌮
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medicludwigstf2 · 3 days
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Medic, can u please make me a taco? Also don't add human organs to it...PLEASE HERE ARE THE FUCKING INGREDIENTS *hands u the ingredients*
Ahaha! Of course! But zhe second request,, i cannot promise. *he hands you a suspiciously okay-looking taco* 🌮
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medicludwigstf2 · 5 days
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AH.. SO YOU'RE ADMITTING TO STEALING ZHEM, JA??? HOW ZHE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO UBERCHARGE ANYBODY IF I KEEP DYING BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!!!
STOP STEALING ALL ZHE HEALTH PACKS????????????
NOO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
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medicludwigstf2 · 17 days
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Just vundering when my shipment of organ will come in.. Preferably with extra of what i ordered..
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medicludwigstf2 · 27 days
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Art collab comic with @ilikesimsfour ! (My OC Minion, and their OCs Louise and Eddy)
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medicludwigstf2 · 28 days
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id wish to be friends with mispeeling so much :( im not evenn sure if its in a friendly way or romantic way
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last one was supposed to be a shitpost but i accidentally spent toomuch time on it
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medicludwigstf2 · 28 days
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Nice moves
Thanks pal!
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medicludwigstf2 · 28 days
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hey buddy I noticed its that time of the month for you.... If you need pads lmk!! I'll help you ^-^
you dare shoot at my dick and then try to convince me that i am menstruating.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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medicludwigstf2 · 29 days
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how does it feel loving a lesbian that will never love you back?
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10 steps ahead
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medicludwigstf2 · 29 days
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If i made the medi gun it'd suck instead of heal tbh
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medicludwigstf2 · 1 month
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i kept forgetting to post this
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medicludwigstf2 · 1 month
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To go with that one anon’s ask:
cheesecake
~Valentine, (formerly) professional chef
That's not cheese cake mate.
That's cheese on a cake.
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medicludwigstf2 · 1 month
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FREE TOP SURGER!! IN NEED OF DONATION!! NO CHARGE!! IS FOR FREE!! THANKS TO ALL....
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medicludwigstf2 · 1 month
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HAPPY MONDAY, ALLE!
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medicludwigstf2 · 1 month
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I need to wear your skin
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medicludwigstf2 · 1 month
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THIS IS MY MAIN ACC!!! You should totally follow it. Like, right now. /ooc
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My OCS as tf2 mercs
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medicludwigstf2 · 1 month
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Ugh fine...
A Medic needs to help another fellow Medic am I right?
Just...
Don't ask questions...
(Opens a bag full of uterus)
Pick your favorite!
DANKE VIELMAL!!!!!
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