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Tamaki: Mirio and I don’t use pet names.
Nejire: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Tamaki: Honey?
Mirio, popping his head through the wall: Yes, dear?
Tamaki:
Nejire: Don’t ever lie to my face again.
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Dabi: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Spinner: Nope, absolutely not.
Twice: I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going thorough.
Toga: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Compress: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Shigaraki: I can’t wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could’ve changed that outcome.
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Tamaki: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Mirio: You and me!!!
Tamaki, tearing up: Okay.
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Chisaki: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.
Chisaki: I became more evil if you’re curious.
Chronostasis: We’re still in quarantine, there’s still time for a redemption arc.
Chisaki: I’m going to get worse on purpose.
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Dabi: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Toga: >:0 language
Twice: Yeah watch your fucking language
Shigaraki: OKAY WHO TAUGHT TWICE THE FUCK WORD?
Compress: ‘the fuck word’
Spinner: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Twice: Oh my god they censored it
Toga: Say fuck, Spinner
Twice: Do it, Spinner. Say fuck.
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*LOV reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Toga: Thanks fam!
Compress: Oh no
Twice: *cries* I love you too.
Dabi: Sounds fake but okay
Spinner: *A flustered mess*
Shigaraki: can i get a refund?
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Chisaki: You love me, right, Kurono?
Chronostasis: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Tamaki: This is a mistake.
Mirio, enthusiastically: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!
Tamaki: But not today.
Mirio, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess.
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Nejire: I told Tamaki his ears flush when he lies.
Mirio: Why?
Nejire: Look.
Nejire: Hey, Tamaki! Do you love us?
Tamaki, covering his ears: No.
Mirio:
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Kaminari: Okay, truth or dare?
Shinso: Truth
Kaminari: How many hours have you slept this week?
Shinso:
Shinso: ...Dare
Kaminari: Go to bed.
Shinso: I don’t like this game.
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Mirio: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Tamaki: *chugs entire bottle*
Tamaki: It’s perfume.
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Midnight: Present Mic and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Aizawa: *Sighing* What did Present Mic do?
Midnight: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Present Mic: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Midoriya: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Uraraka: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Todoroki: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Tsu: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Iida: My moral code, is that you?
Midoriya:
Midoriya: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Midoriya: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Iida: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Tsu: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Uraraka: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Iida: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Tsu: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Uraraka: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Todoroki, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Kirishima: Good morning.
Sero: Good morning.
Kaminari: Good morning.
Ashido: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Bakugo: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Kirishima: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Kaminari: Several traffic violations.
Bakugo: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sero: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Ashido: Also, that’s not our car.
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Kirishima: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Bakugo: You’re a hazard to society.
Kaminari: And a coward. DO TWENTY!
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