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"my comfort character is happy" "my comfort character is gay" well MY comfort character is stuck in a fucking computer

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Uzi is just like me fr

Uzi

Uzi were fuckin-

Did you have background music playing in your head while Tessa was trying to fucking kill you?

#murder drones #md episode 7 #uzi doorman #murder drones uzi #This is so real of her

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legend.

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me for the next month waiting for new episodes of the horrors:

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tma/tmagp has some of the best dialogue i've ever seen in an audio drama. it also has this.

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Hello! about your malevolent ask

[long ass answer- many apologies]

its a slightly goofy, sort of horror soap opera, in the vein of call of cthulu/tma. I dont find it Super Scary, but idk what your milage for horror is.

The overarching plot is drivin by the patrions (sp sorry), in the style of a choose your own adventure novel- you can usually tell where the choices are; it'll be something like 'omg arthur, we're at a crossroads- do we go left, to the evil cavern (where the horrors live) or right, to the evil woods (more horrors).' You can also hear more overt RPG stylings in the beginning- dice roll sounds for perception checks, etc. These do fade out after the first season.

Rough outline (some spoilers): John (a spirit/demon type guy) possesses Arthur (a detective from Arkham MA) and, in doing so, takes over his eyes. Now Arthur must navigate the world with only the guidance of the voice in his head. Horrors unfold, walls are walked into the boys are in their get-along consciousness. Think venom, if both of them were way bitchier and prone to swearing. and also eddy was blind.

IS IT GAY: Yes and no. If its a friendship, its really intense- but cannonicaly it has been very firmly stated that they are just friends. However, the relationship is intertwined and deep enough that many people consider it to be queerplatonic- Arthur being aromantic is a very popular interpretation, if that sweetens the pot for you (idk how loosely you're using gay here). Glib answer: its pretty queer, but no kissing.

COOL STUFF:

-A dramatic, intense relationship between a guy and the dude who lives in his head. They argue ( my god how they argue) they make up, they argue again.

-The saddest little english man (arthur) gets chucked off cliffs multiple times. Do you like men whimpering? This is the podcast for you!

-Very impressive voice acting: the writer voices absolutely everyone in the podcast (yes. everyone) and its genuinely almost unnoticeable. You really do have to have it pointed out to you.

-Fun, slightly campy (in the way of an rpg campaign) Lovecraft style horror

-Lovely piano soundtrack

-A gentleman called the butcher shows up in- what season 3? maybe?- and I adore him. Go singing irishman go. You get that violent homoeroticism.

Drawbacks:

Again, I don't really know your taste, but these are some of the things that might turn someone off from listening. YMMV etc.

-LOUD. If you dont like gentlemen yelling DIRECTLY AND ANGRILY INTO THE MIC then this is not for you. If you do like that, then you are about the have the time of your life. There is also just. An incredible amount of panting/heavy breathing. Also directly into the mic, and at length. Like, an 'i am secretly watching gay pornography' amount. I had it going on a speaker once and my roommate had questions, kind of amount

-Almost no women characters: understandable, since a dude is voicing Literally Everyone- but it is something of a sausage fest. Women exist in universe, they just tend to move in the backround/be unvoiced. Lots of 'oh heres whats happened to her' sort of describing around the 'I can't voice a woman' issue. One old lady has a few voice lines and thats it.

-Kind of a soap: This is a draw for me ngl, but if you are looking for TMA 2: the magnusing- she isn't it. Its a LOT lighter than tma, writing wise, and isnt exactly hitting any crazy new twists in its plot (if you've read Any lovecraftian stuff you probably wont be super surprised by anything)BUT. Its still very fun. Two dudes sharing a body, detective roadship shenanigans. They might kiss! Might see some skinned bodies or something.

The dynamics can be a lil repetative (wake up break up back together) and the plot can be a little- ehhhh. due to it being yk, patrion controlled- but that can be fun- it's pretty heavily a choose your own adventure story at heart, so if your down with that (and the sillyness that comes with it) then you'll like it.

-Gore: pretty gory. I enjoy that sort of thing/ am not really effected by it BUT if that not your cup of tea, then you might wanna skedaddle.

🤠 thats all. Again, apologies for the very long answer.

First off- don’t apologize! This gave me everything I needed- thank you for the detailed answer to my question! Looks like I’m giving this podcast a listen- everyone wish me luck 😭

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #you said qpr and I was all in #I’m aroace so I’d love to see better rep of that kind of thing #even if it’s not explicitly stated that it’s a canon qpr

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Could anyone give me the rundown on the malevolent podcast? I keep hearing about it but I wanna know more before I dive in- I really and truly don’t mind spoilers either I just need to know what the fuck you all have going on over there because it seems like a great time.

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #i dont know what else to add #Ik the main characters name is Arthur and the entity is John but that’s about it #all I really need to know is if it’s gay #that’s the true selling point #I’m a big tma fan but I hear malevolent is so much sillier #while also being more terrifying #so lmk!!

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“[A Tape Recorder Clicks On]” oh we are SO FUCKING BACK.

#tmagp #tmagp vague #the magnus protocol #jonathan sims #alexander j newall #the sound gave me war flashbacks #I had a very visceral reaction to it LORDDD #BUT WERE SO BACK BABY!!

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MY BOY IS OKAY THANK YOU LORDDDDDD

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #the magnus pod #tmagp spoilers #colin becher #wtf was Mr Bonzo btw #hated everything about that scene #anyways Colin is back and he got therapy!!! #love that for him!!! #didn’t work but oh well he’s here now #at least he didn’t tackle Celia so smth must have gone right

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Might I just say that Gwen reminds me so much of Jon in this episode

Jon (when meeting a talking plastic mannequin): you don't sound Russian ...

Gwen (when presented with a horrifying murderous children's clown): Can he read?!

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When I'm listening to the magnus archives sequel and there's a magnus archives reference in it

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Yeah yeah Jon doing some shit “statement from the Magnus institute” dangerous artifacts “ruins” “Bonzo” and someone who was definitely on their way to becoming an avatar. Whatever.

Wheres Collin.

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Reblog if you think Gerry has even shittier hair dye in tmagp and it doesn’t speak anything at all about his character or overall happiness as a person

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getting shot would probably hurt less than whatever the fuck jonathan sims and alexander j. newall have got brewing in their studio

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So I’m not really caught up on TMAGP (like two episodes behind) but like, I already have my favorite characters and we’re not even 10 episodes in yet. Of course I love Sam and Alice but I feel like that’s most peoples favorites so here’s someone I wanna se more of, Colin. Idk why but I absolutely love that man even with his limited screen time. Need to see more of him immediately.

#the magnus protocol #the magnus pod #TMAGP #the magnus archives #TMA #not really gonna tag vague or spoilers because it’s really not #love and need more Colin tho #but I feel like something bad is gonna happen to him soon so maybe I shouldn’t get too attached #but it’s a little late for that LMAO #boutta be my love for Martin Blackwood all over again oh no

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me every week tho hhhh

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Hello Hazbin community!

We need to talk about Alastor and aroace rep.

My qualifications: I’m an aroace who also, at times, feels attraction to others. I don’t know the specific name for it, but I like to think of it as my sexuality being in fluctuation. Sometimes romantic and/or sexual attraction is there, sometimes it isn’t and I’m completely repulsed by it all.

So, Alastor is canonically Asexual (and very much implied Aromantic via the VA and Viv, let’s be honest), and it seems the majority of you have taken that as a challenge of sorts? Like you see one off limits character and feel the need to ship him with everyone under the sun.

Don’t get me wrong, as long as you can separate fanon and canon- this isn’t really about you. But I am sick and tired of people drawing Fanart or writing FanFictions and excusing themselves by saying “Aroace is a spectrum!” Or “He’s in a QPR with so and so!” (let’s be so real, half of those ships I’m seeing are not anything close to a QPR). Please just say you did it because you wanted to- don’t try and make excuses to seem like an ally to the aroace community. I’d really much rather you draw it and not justify it than scramble to seem morally right. You’re not. Let’s all move on.

I would have no problem with this if it didn’t seem like such a big thing. Alastor is the ONE character who’s shipped THE MOST with every other character in Hazbin. That’s why this whole thing seems really icky to me. We don’t have much representation in media- I could count all the ace characters I know on one hand- and the one thing we have, no one seems to have any respect for.

I’m not really mad at anyone participating, I’m honestly just disappointed in a (mostly) queer community.

That’s all, you guys have a good night.

#hazbin hotel #vivziepop #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #vivzieverse #hellaverse #boutta tag all the ships I remember so bare with me #radioapple #radiostatic #radiodust #radiohusk #those seems to be the big ones but I’ve seen plenty more #now don’t get me wrong I like stuff like radioapple #but like keep it FAR FAR away from canon #and even then please respect Alastors ace identity #you can use ships to explore your own sexuality I don’t really care about that #you do whatever #but at least be honest and stop trying to be ally’s #I’m not even upset about the shipping just the fact that you’re trying to justify it #aromantic #asexual #aroace