ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."
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If one more person says that I’m exaggerating the disaster zone that is my body, I’m lifting up my shirt, yanking out my feeding tube, and throwing it at them.
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I feel this
your blog sucks
you should see my life
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In a new level of weirdness, I have been prescribed altoid mints for pain.
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
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I’m sorry to say this gay joe russo, but the first LGBTQ+ character in mcu is in fact Agent Jimmy Woo who asked Scott Lang out, with his whole chest, seconds after he released him from custody
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Aww thank you so much! This is super sweet!
Hey if it’s still okay, I’d love a marvel ship! My name’ Abby and I’m mostly nerdy and sarcastic. I’m pan and identify as female. I adore Harry Potter, Supernatural, and the West Wing. I’m also really into classic rock, like before I was born level classic. My dad I love to rock out and annoy everyone else. I’m super close with my family, including my brother.
The other big part of my life is advocating for disease awareness as someone with multiple rare diseases and a feeding tube. I wrote in my free time for fun. I’m really good with politics, history, and research. I definitely fit the adhd stereotype of hyper focusing. I know everything about the things I’m interested in.
I plan to go into politics and make a difference anywhere I can. I’m social but like kinda bad at it. Like I might sprout fun facts about guinea pigs at you if there’s silence. But I’m super loyal and will be your ride or die.
Thanks so much! And don’t worry if you’re too busy!
of course, rlly hope u like this!! tysm for requesting :)
i ship you with sam wilson!
you’re both super close with your families so family gatherings of both sides are always super sweet, you’d always feel so welcome!!
sam would love going on long trips with you and just vibing to classic rock the whole time, it definitely brushes off on bucky and he’s humming along with the two of you before you know it
he really admires your interest in disease awareness and politics (so do i like you’re doing great stuff!!) and he’d do anything he can to help deliver the message
sam is more than happy to listen to you ramble about whatever you’re interested in at the moment, he’d pick up cool little facts here and there and tell steve about them later on
loves bringing you along on missions because you’re always there to fill silence and i mean come on, guinea pig facts are gonna catch the enemy off guard, it’ll work in your favour
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reblog if you like girls, you’re constantly sleep deprived, or both :-)
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Only day you can rb this
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This is the correct pan flag
Which pan flag is the right one please I don't want to mess it up
THIS is the real pansexual flag we've been using for years:
bright pink, yellow, and blue stripes. this is the actual one.
THIS however, is made by mspec lesbian exclusionists and purity culture obsessed twt users:
dont use this or any other "new" pan flag they try to fucking make. its not our flag. its never been our fucking flag. as a pansexual i fucking hate everyone who uses this or tries to get content creators to support this. fuck exclusionists.
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Is having sex with your doppelgänger incest? My mom and I are having a weird argument.
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Loving this series!!
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐥𝐥 -𝟑-
。ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.
𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 / 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨
Description: When Bucky Barnes is captured by HYDRA, his life has one meaning: being a weapon. But what happens when HYDRA kidnaps a little girl for them to experiment on? Will he grow fond of the child? Or will he just ignore her and follow the orders of his handlers?
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Daughter!Reader / Child!reader
Warnings: angst, some fluff, the murder of the stark’s.
Word count: 1.6k
Author’s note: I genuinely apologize for the lack of updating this series, but here we are! Hope you all enjoy this chapter.
Even though Y/n has been on many missions with her papa, she had a bad feeling about this one for some reason.
She couldn’t point it out, but she just knew.
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It continues to be incredibly frustrating that the pill I have to take in order to be able to swallow, is the most difficult one to take. Like do you not know who this is for?
happy Thursday the 20th
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This six year old in target was watching the Watermelon Sugar music video and I just needed to share that.
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What’s up y’all? I haven’t been posting because there’s been some major things happening with my medical stuff. Some bad, some amazing. I’ve been taking so time to deal with it all. Eventually I will write again, I just don’t have a timeline of when. Thanks for all the love and support I have gotten. It truly means the world to me.
When someone with a legit high quality blog starts following me.:
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So my dad was wearing a shirt that was at least twice my age and filled with holes. So naturally I’m gonna be a smartass about it.
“Are you showing off your chest or something?”
And this man looks me in the eyes and says
“People like nipples Abby. Get over it.”
And walked off. I have so much to learn from the man who gave me life.
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Thank you so much!! I truly appreciate it!!
"Is that my shirt?" "You mean our shirt?"
Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Warnings: mentions of injury
a/n: Hey y'all this is my first time publishing my writing here so be sure to leave some feedback. This is being written at midnight because my body decided to be mean, so I'm sure I'll need it. This is for @omgrachwrites' 1k follower celebration, congratulations girlie!
You dug through Steve's dresser, trying not to make too much noise, though there was no reason to worry. You were the only one left in the tower; everyone else had gone on a mission and weren't expected back until the next evening. Your leg had been burned badly in an explosion during the last mission, keeping you benched.
It had taken you three hours to convince Steve that you would be fine on your own. The man was a mother hen. Eventually, with some gentle threatening from Natasha, he had agreed.
You now regretted encouraging him to go. Nightmares filled your sleep, waking you up drenched in a cold sweat. You missed Steve; he was a teddy bear and security blanket wrapped in one.
This led you to your current mission, stealing one of Steve's ridiculously comfortable shirts. Tight on Steve, they dwarfed you, making them perfect for sleeping in.
Finally, you found the shirt you were looking for. It was one of Steve's favorites, the one you had custom-made for him. The shirt was navy blue and read, "Just a kid from Brooklyn". Steve had grinned when he read it and now wore it constantly around the compound.
Smiling fondly at the memory, you slipped off your nightgown and replaced it with the shirt. You felt the tension in your body drip away as you realized it still smelled like him too. Contently, you crawled into the bed and fell asleep.
7 hours later, Steve hummed happily as he made his way to his room after the debriefing. The mission had taken much less time than anticipated, allowing him to spend the day with you. He reached his room and opened the door softly, expecting her to still be sleeping.
There you were, lying sprawled across the bed, hair a mess and mouth open. Steve quickly removed his clothing and got into bed, pulling you into him gently. You woke up immediately and promptly rolled over and kissed his cheek happily.
"You're back early," you remarked.
"Yeah intel overestimated the amount of agents they'd have and..." he answered before pausing and taking a look at you, "Is that my shirt?"
"You mean our shirt?"
"Oh now it's shared?" he asked, a smile on his lips.
"Yep, I'll draw up a custody agreement in the morning. Now, we're going to sleep."
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I feel this deep in my soul
“your body is doing everything it can to keep you alive” ya well i didn’t ask it to thats it’s problem
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