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mismatch-brainrot · 2 years
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Incorrect quotes part 2
Desmond: You know those things will kill you, right?
Oliver, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Nathan, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Wilhelm: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Wilhelm: Desmond, I'm sad.
Desmond: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Nathan: Oliver, I'm sad.
Oliver, nodding: mood
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Oliver: Truth or dare?
Desmond: Dare
Oliver: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Desmond: Hey Wil
Wilhelm, blushing: Yeah?
Desmond: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Nathan
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Wilhelm: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Desmond: Is it me, Wilhelm?
Wilhelm: No, it’s not you.
Nathan: Is it me, Wilhelm?
Wilhelm: It’s not you either.
Oliver: Is it me, Wilhelm?
Wilhelm:
Wilhelm, mockingly: Is IT mE WilhElm?
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Nathan: Yo is Oliver sleeping or dead?
Desmond: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Wilhelm: Yeah, so did I.
Oliver: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Wilhelm: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Rudy: Not if they consent to it.
Oliver: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Desmond: YES?!?
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Wil, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Chris, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Nathan , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Desy, trembling: What are we playing
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Desy: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Wil: Plane tickets?
Nathan : Concert tickets?
Oliver : Prostitution?
Desmond, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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Wil: I think we're missing something.
Desy: Teamwork?
Nathan : Cohesion?
Oliver : A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Wilhelm : Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Desmond : Nope, absolutely not.
Nathan: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Oliver : I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Chris: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Rudolph : I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Rudolph : Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Desmond and Wilhelm's convo?
Nathan: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Oliver: I'm in the washing machine.
Chris: I'm in the closet.
Nathan: We accept you Chris. <3
Chris: No I'm literally in the closet.
Nathan: Love is love. <3
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mismatch-brainrot · 2 years
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I kind of died but either way I got the mismatch patreon and all I have to say is that the author has been tricking us the entire time.
I'm not ready for the future any of our characters
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mismatch-brainrot · 2 years
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Omg look what I did
It was a quick sketch but I just know Nathan has some tits
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mismatch-brainrot · 2 years
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Incorrect Quotes: Mismatch Edition ✨
(mostly Oliver edition)
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Oliver: I have a bad feeling about this
Wilhelm: what do you mean?
Oliver: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you do something it is going to get you in trouble?
Wilhelm: no?
Oliver: that actually explains so much.
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Chris: why are you smiling?
Oliver: can't I just be happy?
Nathan: Will tripped and fell in the middle of the hall.
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Desmond: Okay, let's stop using the term 'butthurt' we're not twelve anymore.
Wilhelm: you sound fannytroubled
Nathan: a little booty bothered if you ask me
Chris: someone's having a tushytantrum
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Desmond: What's a word that's a mix between sad and mad?
Oliver: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Wilhelm: smad
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Wilhelm: If I were a drink I would be cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink what would you be?
Rudy: Bleach
Oliver: sewage
Nathan: calm down edgelords
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*Oliver helping Nathan out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Wilhelm: How does Nathan look?
Desmond: A little better than you, actually.
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*Wil is cooking*
Desy: Any chance that’s for me?
Wil: It’s for Oliver. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Nathan: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Wil, Desy, and Nathan are sitting on a bench
Oliver: Why do you guys look so sad?
Wil: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Oliver sits down*
Desy: The bench is freshly painted
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Wil: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Desy: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Nathan: I got distracted about halfway through.
Oliver: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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mismatch-brainrot · 2 years
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Oliver in the latest update in Mismatch is hot as fuck 😫🖐 I've already been down bad for him but I'm starting to unlock a whole ass level of simping
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mismatch-brainrot · 2 years
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Ok so quick introduction to me, this is a fan page for the webtoon Mismatch. I use the pronouns she/her and I am a homo. On this page I will really do shit like post my drawings or write stories/headcanons. Anyways, have a good day.
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