Oh the dilemma of a niche fandom
GRRRRR I WANNA TALK TO MY FRIENDS AND GEEK OUT ABOUT MY SILLY GAY WIZARDS BUT ONE OF THEM IS A FUCKING
webcomic made in Italy about gays in wizard college
AND A FUCKING YA FANTASY NOVEL BY MY FAVORITE AUTHOR
that was published
LAST FUCKING MONTH.
I will write the fanfic myself, I shall craft WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS FUCK AI the fanart, the headcanons, the rarepairs,
I WILL SCULPT ENTIRE FANDOM FOR MYSELF WHERE I SHALL DECLARE MYSELF GOd
May my efforts become the foundation for a thriving fandom in coming years, seedlings of which a forest of worship be made.
Oh God, oh please. hear me.
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Incorrect quotes part 2
Desmond: You know those things will kill you, right?
Oliver, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Nathan, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Wilhelm: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Wilhelm: Desmond, I'm sad.
Desmond: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Nathan: Oliver, I'm sad.
Oliver, nodding: mood
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Oliver: Truth or dare?
Desmond: Dare
Oliver: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Desmond: Hey Wil
Wilhelm, blushing: Yeah?
Desmond: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Nathan
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Wilhelm: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Desmond: Is it me, Wilhelm?
Wilhelm: No, it’s not you.
Nathan: Is it me, Wilhelm?
Wilhelm: It’s not you either.
Oliver: Is it me, Wilhelm?
Wilhelm:
Wilhelm, mockingly: Is IT mE WilhElm?
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Nathan: Yo is Oliver sleeping or dead?
Desmond: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Wilhelm: Yeah, so did I.
Oliver: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Wilhelm: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Rudy: Not if they consent to it.
Oliver: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Desmond: YES?!?
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Wil, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Chris, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Nathan , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Desy, trembling: What are we playing
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Desy: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Wil: Plane tickets?
Nathan : Concert tickets?
Oliver : Prostitution?
Desmond, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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Wil: I think we're missing something.
Desy: Teamwork?
Nathan : Cohesion?
Oliver : A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Wilhelm : Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Desmond : Nope, absolutely not.
Nathan: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Oliver : I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Chris: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Rudolph : I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Rudolph : Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Desmond and Wilhelm's convo?
Nathan: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Oliver: I'm in the washing machine.
Chris: I'm in the closet.
Nathan: We accept you Chris. <3
Chris: No I'm literally in the closet.
Nathan: Love is love. <3
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The olive theory
Simon loves peaches, price actually won't buy more than one or two at a time though. There may have been an incident where price bought some in bulk for him, and he may or may not have eaten so many that he threw up. It was in the middle of the night, and price was awakened at 2am to ghost at the foot of his bed saying he "frew up".
BUT he absolutely hates the feel of the peach skin, it makes him feel "itchy" under his skin. So before soap he'd either have to use a pair of gloves to skin the fruit, which is messy and wasteful and impractical. Or he'd have to ask someone to do it for him, which is also impractical, plus he's not exactly keen on telling a random recruit that the big bad ghost can't handle touching a fruit. This of course meant that his choices were down to Price and Gaz, but even gaz didn't know about his dilemma, so really it was just price. And having to go find than man and bother him to peal his fruit seemed both annoying and like a lot of work so he could have a snack.
And then soap comes along and well, he wouldn't exactly say peaches are his favorite fruit, but he has no problems with its texture. For a while he wasn't aware of Ghost's touch aversion to the fruit, probably because they hadn't had peaches on base for a few months. But you could only be attached at the hip for so long before learning something new about the other person. Eventually it became habitual for soap to peal ghost's fruit for him.
Soap also may or may not sneak ghost some extra peaches when price cuts him off.
I have more olive theory thoughts for them if y'all want
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