Josuke: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Koichi: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.
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Rohan: You don’t deserve me.
Josuke: At your worst or your best?
Rohan: I don’t have a worst.
Josuke: Because you’re already at your worst?
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Avpol April Day 20: France
On top of the Eiffel Tower I see the view
The soft breeze and blue skies were nothing new
You look to me with your beautiful eyes and pull me close
And kiss my lips and whisper loving words no one knows
I knew then our love would never be untrue
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Josuke: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Okuyasu: AS ENEMIES?!
Josuke: ….
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Josuke: You've got to act tough, Koichi! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!
Koichi: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it. *Stands up on his stool and slams his hands down on the bar* I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.
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Avdol: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Polnareff: It was autocorrect.
Avdol: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Polnareff: Yes.
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Avpol April Day 15: Birthday
Boo! Genderswap art jumpscare ;3
Happy birthday to Avdol today. Wanted to draw our boys as women :3
(Completely forgot to do the other prompts so don’t mind me coming in the middle of this (๑>◡<๑))
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Rohan: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Josuke!
Josuke: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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Josuke: Wow, Rohan really hate us.
Okuyasu: Yes, perhaps he’s homophobic.
Josuke: But we’re not gay, Okuyasu.
Okuyasu: ….
Josuke: ….
Okuyasu: We’re not?
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Koichi: Can I go to the pool?
Josuke: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.
Koichi: No, can I go by myself?
Josuke: You don’t want to go with me?
Koichi: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Josuke: It’s the only way to establish dominance.
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays!! ∩^ω^∩♥︎♥︎
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Joseph: Caesar told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.
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Rohan: I'm at a loss for words!
Josuke: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Rohan yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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Josuke: You got a date yet Okuyasu?
Okuyasu: No….
Josuke: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
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Caesar: *Laying in bed* Get out of my room.
Joseph: *Standing just outside of the door frame* I’m not in your room.
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Koichi: Josuke told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
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Koichi: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Josuke: ….I was hungry.
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