Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
I'm either a kid with a brother who I build insane machinery with, or an OWCA agent, or an evil scientist with a catchy jingle
Character: *calls everyone/a lot of people "dear" or "my dear"*
Character: *calls their favourite person (ie. sibling, child, bff, partner) "dearest"*
Me: *melts into a pile of goo*
Anyway I don’t think korg having two dads was a retcon I think he has two dads AND a mom (and her boyfriend who he hates)
Ooooh, what about 'wireless hotspot Cody' for the WIP thing? That sounds amazing, and fun too!
Thanks for the ask @myarmadaisgrowing !
Wireless hotspot Cody is really just some crack treated seriously inspired by a post on here of 2003 clone wars Cody with three antennas and a caption along the lines of 'wireless router husband at peak antenna today'
It essentially boils down to the fact that the 212th is always up to date on the latest holodramas because of Cody's network and the other battalions are kinda jealous.
As he was about to reach the cliff’s edge he heard a murmuring start up from the troopers present in the clearing he had just left. Confused, Cody turned his head to see if he could spot the cause of the disturbance.
Just as he was about to turn back around he noticed Waxer focussing on him.
“Uh, Commander, sir?” Waxer stammered out, hesitation clear in his voice as he looked back and forth between Cody and some of the other members of Ghost Company standing next to him. They were nodding at him and seemingly urging him on.
“Yes, Waxer?” Cody replied, raising an eyebrow underneath his bucket, wondering what mayhem they had cooked up this time.
Waxer wrung his hands a little before finally speaking. “Could you please move a couple steps back to the right, sir?”
Now Cody’s second eyebrow joined the other one. “Move to th-”
He let out a long-suffering sigh but did indeed move a couple steps back to the right, shaking his head all the while.
“Perfect, sir!” Boil exclaimed among a chorus of cheers coming from the other troopers before they all went completely silent again.
“Kriffing troopers and their kriffing holodramas. Force give me strength.” Cody muttered.
tips for writing Star Wars fanfic/Star Wars roleplay things
it’s not concrete; it’s duracrete
viewports are the windows on ships
not a plane; ship or speeder
it’s not steel; it’s durasteel
books are rare; holorecords or datapads
it’s not a glass pane it’s transparisteel
caf is the equivalent of coffee
it’s not paper it’s a flimsi
medcenter is a hospital
Star Wars can be very similar to things we’re already used to, but getting familiar with some of these terms can make your writing really fit in with the universe
Dean and Cas are both nightmare PTA parents, because their usual personality issues are switched. In this setting, dean is the one who causes problems on purpose (flirting with pta moms, homewrecking) and cas is the one who is like “i must control everything.”
The slippery slope of shared involvement in this organization is that cas develops a vendetta against a rival mom named Helen, and takes dean, who is just having a fun time flirting with the moms & being a homewrecker, and recruits him to run interference and gather intelligence on her campaign for PTA presidency while CAS launches his OWN ruthless campaign for PTA presidency.
Importantly, nobody knows the first thing about either of them,
because they are trying to live simultaneously in the smalltown settled-down world and also their world of incredible violence
Nobody knows what the angry trenchcoat dad’s deal is because they have never had a normal conversation with him
but the moms speculate WILDLY about dean
and they hear weird things from their kids who know Jack
But in order for the scheme to work, none of these women know that Cas and Dean are associated with the same kid, never mind with each other.
what if blasters don't actually make a sound, the sound is added by the manufacturer so you can hear them, similar to engine sounds on electric cars
so potentially they could make any sound when they fire
and the 501st gets ahold of this knowledge
and at the next battle, just the absolute din of farts and "roger roger" and profanity and Wilhelm screams
Cody, in blacks, sweating and panting slightly from practicing with Obi-wan’s sabers:
Obi-wan, practically ogling at Cody:
Anakin, trying to teach Ashoka about attachment by showing her the perfect jedi:
Anakin: *awkwardly coughs*
So. Tatooine is one of the only planets out there with Krayt dragons. In one of the novels Obi-Wan is asked to slay a Krayt and instead, tames it. Krayt dragon pearls are probably one of the most valuable items in the galaxy with worth akin to Kyber, and considering they could be used in lightsabers if they’re of a high enough quality, and actually glow, I don’t see why there arent any fics where Ben is a pearl farmer and sends the high quality ones off to Bail so he can send them along to the rebellion so they could give them to Jedi and their force sensitive kiddos.
Like???? Excuse me??? He’s probably the only character that could fucking farm pearls from dragons in the entire series and people really just sleepin on that. Offensive.
Huh..... Yeah, that's not bad! I was kinda expecting to get Bly to be honest, but this result's good too!
I made a quiz, tag yourself
Ok, ok, hear me out: a cover of Jessie's Girl from a closeted trans girl's perspective who happens to be in love with Jessie himself, like "I wish that I was Jessie's Girl" instead of "I wish that I had Jessie's Girl"
werewolf youtubers be like “lycan subscribe” but fungus/alga symbiote youtubers be like “lichen subscribe” but also ions or neutral molecules bonded to a central metal atom or ion youtubers be like “ligand subscribe” thanks ill be here all week
Omg this was my exact thought process except I came to the incorrect conclusion of 'pansexual' before I realised I'm actually aroace
Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk