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nhzmlplths · 1 hour
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i just took a bunch of unbroken chips and bit them like a sandwich:)
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nhzmlplths · 2 hours
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I ordered one frog teapot and it was my best purchase this year so far UwU
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**Update for the people asking in the notes I bought the tea set HERE
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nhzmlplths · 2 hours
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OHHH me dumb. thanks for explaining, also it looks sick, great job!
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I modeled my bitmoji's outfit to cosplay Neil Josten. I even added a hidden joke by putting a bloody shirt on and the neon orange 'windbreaker' over it to embody his I'm Fine™️
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nhzmlplths · 3 hours
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nhzmlplths · 3 hours
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STOP I LOVE THAT SM
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this is silly.
inspo.
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nhzmlplths · 3 hours
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YALL MY FGF IS ONLINE RIGHT NOW SAY HI TO HER IN THE COMMENTS (her name starts with L, i wanna see who can guess it)
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nhzmlplths · 3 hours
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oh golly, not my laptop working faster after i got rid of 5GBs of photos and videos, and not me being surprised by that fact
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nhzmlplths · 3 hours
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i love it but...does Neil wear glasses? or does he get them in TSC (if yes then please no spoilers)
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I modeled my bitmoji's outfit to cosplay Neil Josten. I even added a hidden joke by putting a bloody shirt on and the neon orange 'windbreaker' over it to embody his I'm Fine™️
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nhzmlplths · 3 hours
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i love this hellsite (he says, wearing a Hellfire Club t-shirt)
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nhzmlplths · 3 hours
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stylist picks the product, client shuts his cakehole
one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
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who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????
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nhzmlplths · 3 hours
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"i'll paint my nails
and i'll break his jaw"
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nhzmlplths · 4 hours
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nhzmlplths · 4 hours
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"You fell asleep in my car, I drove the whole time But that's okay, I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine"
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nhzmlplths · 4 hours
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Ancient Greek Punishment: UI Edition is an odd little experience that allows you to reenact the punishments bestowed by ancient Greek gods in UI form!
Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)
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nhzmlplths · 4 hours
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"You have something black on your teeth...moss or something"
a real thing my goofball of a friend said about my tooth gap (his toothgap is bigger than mine)
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