bluetooth headphones dont fuck the headphone jack even a little bit and thats why the sound qualitys bad they dont fuck the music
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i really want two friends who will โbeastie boyโ my dialogue by yelling rhymes after I say everything
me: im going to the store to get some WATER
them: SOFIA COPPOLA IS FRANCIS FORDโS DAUGHTER
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My bandโs new single just dropped today! As someone who really struggles with ocd and intrusive thoughts, this one especially means a lot to me. And itโs nice to have a song about those things thatโs actually a fucking BANGER and you can dance to!!! (Helps get the anxiety out tbh)
Anyway, hope you all love it and add it to your playlists and stream it forever ๐ค๐ค but of course even if you just give it one listen that means the world to us
More music coming in June, heavily inspired by bands like My Chemical Romance, Interpol, The Killers, Bloc Party, etc. Join the party and follow us @nosurprisesband on Instagram and tik tok!
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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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1997 San-X sticker sheet
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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