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Sometimes, when I eat pickles, it reminds me of how much Lord Diavolo hates them and how his reaction to pickles would be the same as a cat with a cucumber. That is all.

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me diavolo

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I saw this on Twitter and laughed my ass off thinking;

"Yeah, the Prince of Devildom definitely has this in his croc closet"

I had no choice but to share.

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me diavolo #diavolo's crocs #cursednsfw

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#mandatory reblog #obey me cursed #om! barbatos

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Hello!~

I know I haven't posted in quite some time. I hope you all have been well.

I have a question to ask, however.

I'm in a bit of a situation. I'll spare most of the details, but unfortunately, I'm struggling. A lot. I was fired from my job almost a month ago, and job searching is not going well, to say the least.

I really don't want to ask for help.

What I do want to ask, however, is if anyone would be interested in if I were to do something like writing commissions? I haven't worked out logistics yet because I'm still hesitant about the idea. As a people pleaser, this pains me to even write.

I'm thinking they would be between $5 to $15, depending on a number of factors. Again. I have no idea logistics yet. I'm more-so curious to see if anyone is interested before I do anything more.

I would love feedback. I really do still love writing, and I really do want to create content again. It's just hard when life deals shit cards.

I still love you all. So much.

~

Bey

#thoughts? #I'm sorry to post this

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You right you right. Just Ditto Asmo might be not great.... on his own

Lemme dittofy his bf -RueWrites

Thanks, I hate it. I'm scared.

#this is going to haunt me in my sleep #obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me solomon

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Don't rehect his message, accept him -RueWrites

*panic intensifies*

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me asmo

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AU where everything is the same... except ditto Asmo

~Rue

Why just Asmo 😭

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me asmo

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Saw this on IG. Can't not post it here.

Diavolo and who?

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #diavolo's crocs #obey me diavolo

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Who do you think would be more likely to stick his dick the grimace shake? Beel or Solomon? Any other containers to sink into that grimy grimy shake-ussy? 🎤

I'm so, so sorry for putting this in your ask but I'm not suffering with this question alone anymore <3

Beel, no questions asked.

Though Solomon would probably do it for "magic research purposes" or some bullshit

#cursednsfw #obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me beelzebub #obey me solomon

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How to prank your siblings

#this definitely belongs on this blog

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I just got back from Disneyland and I can see Satan wanting to bring the park cats home.

I can picture him going around and just.. scooping them up.

An employee: "Sir what are you hiding under your shirt?"

*A plethora of meows erupt from underneath his very lumpy shirt that he is holding rather tight to his body.*

Satan: "Nothing at all why do you ask?"

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me satan

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I think to Satan, everyone smells like cats.

Asmo checking out a new perfume: Hey Satan! What do you think I smell like?~

Satan, without even smelling: Cat.

Asmo, backing away slowly: Thank you for your input.

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me asmo #obey me satan

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You know how they say cats have a certain smell?

Do you think Satan smells cats when he finds a new cat?

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me! satan #obey me satan

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Saw this and started giggling like an idiot. This dumb shit is why I love this blog. I'm tainted on normal life because of you guys.

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub

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Not a cursed hc. I just wanted to say my name in OM has been McChicken for years now, Nightbringer is McNugget. I hope McRib anon sees this

The thought of the boys referring to MC as McChicken and McNugget has me giggling like a toddler.

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date

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I also have never had the McRib. Their babies being lil nuggests is adorable (Is this unholy union what birthed the beel creature we saw in princess Asmo 👀)

I have no idea but we can leave that up to imagination.

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me beel

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THEY MET BC BEEL WANTED A MCRIB AND NOW THEY MCRIBBIN

Fun fact: I've still never had the McRib. Rip me.

Do they call their children McNuggets?

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub