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#obey me cursed
obeymebutcursed · a day ago
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Satan getting ready to y e e t.
THEIR FACES ARE PRICELESS OH MY GOD
ANGY BOI SAID
Y E E T T H Y F A T H E R
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
I imagine they can all lift and throw eachother, all the way down to Luke (when he's really irritated), but whether or not they're physically injured or anything depends.
I can't help but feel like HOL needs frequent repairs or is enchanted to be self-maintaining.
I mean yeah that makes sense.
Luke would just get straight up yeeted across Devildom because of how small he is compared to the others.
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Belphegor is the emo king only because Asmo lets him. If Asmo decided to get into that emo get up around the clock? Belphegor would be an emo peasant compared to him
Exactly.
Asmo could absolutely wreck Belphie in the emo department.
Belphie has absolutely nothing on Asmo when he wants to have a little fun.
Asmo will always slay every look you could possibly throw at him. A true icon.
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Asmo and Levi bonding over yarichin bitch club
I want to know but at the same time I don't want to know.
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Now the real question is Satan enjoying the lap dance? I don’t think he will get his neck snapped but would he making out with the dude?
Yes he would.
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
the pole dancing ask gave me an idea
you know the whole stairway to heaven thing? what if there's just a big pole that goes from heaven to the devildom. mc fell into the devildom but barbados just heard a fwooooshp from across the castle and knew that simeon and luke slid down the pole
- rural anon
I mean that sounds like a lot more fun than having to go down a bunch of fucking stairs.
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
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Belphie.
Ah yes, it is indeed the cow boy.
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
So I saw human world Lucifer and I wanted to let you know all my friends have analyzed his necklace to see if we could find a real one for cosplays and it turns out the best match is a vibrator so have that information.
Wait I'm sorry WHAT
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Different person but I'm pretty sure eldest sister syndrome is having a god complex and a victim complex at the same time.
Sounds about right for Lucifer
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Dia just sees this fuckin human, nods and says "my child"
Don't matter how old they are, they have a new demon dad now
Exactly.
Dia will be demon dad of the year.
You didn't know? That's why you were brought to Devildom.
He wanted kids.
He got kids.
Doesn't matter how old you are.
He is older therefore he is dad.
You're his now.
But hey you get a castle out of it.
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Mc, holding up their snake: So this is my son-
Levi, gently holding the snakes head: Our son
Mc:
Mc: Our son?
Levi: Our son.
OUR SON
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
For fun in a fight 🐍
A good answer.
I want to know if Satan could really throw Lucifer though. Like how?
Would he just.. pick him up and throw?
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Satan is a mpreg kid that’s why he’s so angry I’d be too
I mean yeah okay that's fair I'd be angry too
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
LOL my MC (like me) has an emotional support cat and when they were brought to the Devildom, Diavolo (without informing Lucifer) had it arranged that they be brought with their cat. So HOL has a cat from day one in my MC's universe. 🐍
Honestly I think having MC bring their pets would be super neat because obviously it would give the boys an up close look at human pets and animal relationships.
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Forget making the brothers goth/emo
Consider this: non-emo Belphie
NON-EMO BELPHIE?
What would that even look like?
How do you unemo the cow?
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Imagine asking the bros if their ok with some dude pole dance his way to devildom and give satan a lap dance lmao
The answer is yes
Asmo would be the only one who would whine and be like "THEY HAVE A POLE NOW?"
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
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My photos did a thing I had to share.
Cursed, I love it.
Someone should edit this properly.
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Imagine: MC being an orphaned child with a high I.Q defeating Diavolo, Lúcifer and Satan in chess. Diavolo: ... * smiles * Barbatos, help me with the documentation. I'll adopt MC.
Funny that you think MC would have to be an orphan for Diavolo to want to adopt MC.
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Okay but satan throwing Lucifer across a room 😂😂😂
For fun or in a fight? Because I can picture both.
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obeymebutcursed · a day ago
Mc comes back from the human world with a new mug. At breakfast, they're staring at Lucifer straight in the eye, and they lift the mug to their lips
"Hail Satan" is printed in cursive at the bottom of said mug
Satan totally bought them that my who are you kidding?
Even better if MC has a relationship of sorts with Lucifer, and didn't know about the bottom of their gift from Satan.
So they go to drink and Lucifer gets all pissed off but MC has no clue why.
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