#obey me cursed

[obeymebutcursed]

Sometimes, when I eat pickles, it reminds me of how much Lord Diavolo hates them and how his reaction to pickles would be the same as a cat with a cucumber. That is all.

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me diavolo

[luckykittysshowerthoughts]

Headcanon that one time while absolutely plastered Solomon started hitting on Michael

#cursed headcanons #obey me headcanons #obey me solomon #obey me michael #obey me cursed

[l3viat8an]

This is completely random and kinda cursed but do you think Belphie's cum would literally just be cow milk? Because he's a cow demon but maybe it comes out as milk when he's in his demon form?

If this is the case he'd be the best to help if MC is having calcium deficiency 😭

Nsfw cuz cum talk ig-

Okay sooooo kinda?

Like I don’t think it’ll be milk consistency….because it’s still cum…..But tasting like milk is a possibility-

All I could think as I type this is this gives a whole new meaning to ‘Milk him like a cow’ helpsjsksh

But moving on!!!! It’s definitely cursed to think about but, yea…he would be the best to give head, if MC had a calcium deficiency-

Like just go give your attic, cow-demon boyfriend head- and that’ll help!!-

#I tried to stay half serious it wasn’t easy I was laughing too much djskjs #anon! #obey me! #obey me #obmswd #obey me belphie #obmswd belphie #om! belphegor #om! belphie #obey me belphie headcanons #obey me smut #om! #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me cursed

[littledemo0n]

I was told by sus sources that lucifer could read minds

Can he read intrusive thoughts as well?

#sketch #ilustracion #digital ilustration #shitpost #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me asmodeus #obswd #obey me shall we date #idk man i found this idea funnier in my head #obey me cursed #obey me crack

[thequeenoffishburrito]

Imagine Mc introducing diavolo to some of the worst human world bands and acting like they're some of the greatest?

Diavolo: so you're telling me this band is called weezer?

Mc: yup!

Diavolo: and they're a very popular human band?

Mc*fighting back tears and laughter*: Oh yeahh!!!! Everyone in the human world looovvesss weeezer, just like nickelback!!!!

Diavolo: I seee!! Next time were up in the human world I must discuss these bands then!!

Mc*hunch over*: great idea!!!!

#textpost #text post #obey me mc #obey me #obey me swd #obey me cursed #obey me headcannon #obey me headcanons #obey me diavolo

[tsukii0002]

This chat: *exists*

MC: ...

MC: I've seen five years old human children more evil than you two.

#obey me! shall we date? #obey me #obey me chat #obey me characters #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #chaotic mess #obey me cursed #obey me memes

[turtleybeachin]

Devildom doesn't have smartphones it has Diavolo's Devildom Devices.

Devildom doesn't have tampons it has Diavolo's Devildom Demonpons.

#obey me crack #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obswd #i have mulled wine and no shame #I almost put the horns on the other end and then was like #OH SHIT WAIT NO OW THAT COULD HURT?! #so they gotta go on the back end there

[etherealbelphie]

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me cursed memes #obey me mammon #its time for me to go to bed i think

[kingsholomon]

Cursed pic slander 2 cause yall liked the first one a lot 😭

this is me

I cant even slander this because it’s literally lucifer slander already

@asmo-ds this ur man?

Beel when you tell him he’s not a snack but a whole damn meal

Caution, there is a dumb bitch

This image is single handedly the funniest image ever. Everything is so well drawn, yet this is absolutely ridiculous. Also caan i comment on how there literally so much going on here?? cause oh my days

Hashtag L bozo

Family bonding moments ❤️❤️❤️❤️

mammon has his hand on his hip like ”oooh girl nuh uh aint no way these sissies playin wit me”

also mammon is me /s

#Obey me #obey me long post #Obey me cursed #obey me memes #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me belphie #obey me

[obeymebutcursed]

You know how they say cats have a certain smell?

Do you think Satan smells cats when he finds a new cat?

#obey me #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me! satan #obey me satan

[zephyrchama]

We know that Lucifer is canonically the only character that's said the F word in Obey Me!. Nobody else has outright sworn. (I know the others say stuff that gets censored and it's primarily for legal/content reasons but hear me out.)

We also know Lucifer has cast curses during events so that nobody remembers what he (and his brothers in multiple instances) looks like shirtless/naked or as a dame.

Is it possible that at some point Lucifer cursed MC to be a pure cinnamon roll, unable to hear the other characters' constant swearing? Cursed to only converse like life is a PG13 movie while everyone is actually incredibly vulgar.

#maybe it's a punishment for bad grades/behavior. maybe it's just for fun. #can you imagine Diavolo and Mephisto just casually swearing like sailors all the time. and MC has no idea. #MC and Luke sharing the same curse #barbatos doesn't actually say “oh my.” it's more like “young master what the f-” #obey me #obey me! #obey me scenarios #obey me headcanon #obey me x mc #omswd #obey me lucifer #obey me headcanons #obey me mc

[lemonandlime22]

Part 11~

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Please do not repost without asking!

#don’t ask why my art style is completely different #I have no clue why #lol #obey me #obey me crack #obey me fanart #obey me memes #obey me luke #obey me belphe #obey me beel #obey me mephistopheles #obey me solomon #obey me art #obey me shall we date #obey me beelzebub #obey me boys #obey me brothers #obey me cursed images #obey me belphegor #cursed image #myart #obey me side characters

[warper-in-training]

Barbatos's room has a very strong soundproofing curse casted on it. not because of the weird portal-ish noises or sex but because he likes to sleep while he plays metal music with very loud speakers. and se

#im nornal about barbatos. i totally do not think abiut him 24/7. #obey me #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me nb #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #obey me headcanons #obey me hcs #kizhu #his curse is so strong the walls and even the whole part of the castle barb's room is in shakes and you cant hear the sound at all

[anintrovertedechoe]

no thoughts just breaking down in mammon’s arms and sitting in his lap while he rocks you back and forth and firmly rubs up and down your back while telling you he’s got you and it’s all going to be okay.

#the curse (mental illness) has taken over me and it’s hitting HARD #I try to post at least once a month hence this #maybe I’ll write something for it idk #obey me #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #mammon obey me #om! mammon #mammon #mammon avatar of greed #mammonobeyme #the great mammon #mammon x me #mammon x gender neutral reader #mammon x you #mammon x y/n #mammon x mc #mammon x reader

[3vocatio]

he's never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~

#obey me #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me solomon #good morning everyone here's your reminder that these two share an outfit lmao #edit: you're all cursing me for rickrolling you but know that every day i get rickrolled myself however many times you all rb & i am dying #this is my 13th reason why /j

[thequeenoffishburrito]

A stupid drawing my brother commissioned me to do.

(I dont normally offer my non sketchy styled commissions but I can make exceptions)

#myart #digital art #ibis paint #obey me #obey me: one master to rule them all #obey me cursed #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me diavolo #diavolo #obey me diavolo fanart #diavolo obey me #om! diavolo #omswd #digital fanart #obey me bunny event #obey me bunny boys #commisions open #commissioned art #commision #art commisions