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Oh boy I sure do love going to visit home and being reminded of all the reasons why I left haha! Emotional ab*se is fucked :)

#i am safe #just pissed #this is why i take meds

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crow cloak

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Ooh new characters? More lore? Cryptic visions? Maybe. Maybe.

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“There’s Fae blood outside the walls.” Bad spoke, wispy and urgent. “The seer had a vision.”

Nikki stiffened. 

Her fingers felt warm.

After a Unicorn had been stolen from the woods, the Veil had grown thin. The humans and FaeBorn within the village had been on edge since, especially as the forest had started to encroach further towards the borders of the farmlands, already starting to blight the crops along the fringes. 

“Is it from ours?” she asked, lowering her voice. “Or someone new?” 

Bad shook his head, tendrils of shadow flowing outward from his horns. 

“I don’t know,” his eyes flickered, then steadied. “Much was spilled, Eret said ‘the earth tasted the blood of water and boar and fowl alike. I saw gold feathers, black feathers, white feathers, and many red eyes.”

Nikki’s fingertips began to spark. 

While she may not ever fully understand the village seer’s visions, she knew better than to question them. Not when a familiar chill was creeping up her spine.

“They clashed and bled and will bleed beside the well and will bleed out something old.” Bad continued to relay. “The carbuncle will shatter and the sword will be reclaimed and the king will be reborn but never again as king.” 

“I don’t know what any of that means,” he added. “But if there is FaeBorn, or Fae blood that is on its way here…” 

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #technoblade #philza #ao3 #fanfic #mcyt #ao3 author #philza fanfiction #technoblade fanfic

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I didn't see any fics yet of the duel Chayanne and Philza had so I made one.

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“Well then, brat. I see thou knowest the purpose of mine visit, clever one.” the man…puppet…mimicked Chayanne’s stance as he drew his own blade. A mockery of how Philza would have moved. 

“Perhaps if thine presence is such distraction for mine vassal’s purpose here,” Not-Philza’s head tilted the other way, clicking as bone shifted unnaturally against itself. “Then a culling is in due order.”  

Chayanne lunged. 

“Give me back my father you shit!” 

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #technoblade #philza #ao3 #fanfic #mcyt #ao3 author #philza fanfiction #technoblade fanfic #qsmp chayanne #qsmp fanfic #qsmp tallulah #qsmp ender king #the three day duel that philza and chayanne had #where techno canonically intervened to help chayanne #it had to be written #i had no choice in the matter #the brain demanded tribute in the form of a whump fic #whump fic #you're welcome

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I'm getting another tattoo today. A jackalope. He will be both goofy and glorious. And slightly uncanny. My tattoo artist was right, they are very addicting.

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yes yes yes yes yes yes (repeats)

Love the Personification of the Chat

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Father Blackbird chapter 21! Ender King mentioned? Redza mentioned? Philza mentioned? Mentions of mentions? Many mentions!

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Was he alive? 

After all these years, was he still out there? 

“Well you see,” the Arena Master gestured to him. 

“He was the spittin’ image of you.”

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #technoblade #philza #ao3 #fanfic #mcyt #ao3 author #philza fanfiction #technoblade fanfic #i finally introduced the villain #21 chapters in #bet you didn't see that coming #surprise there actually is a villain in this!

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Chapter 2 is edited! Preview:

The winged being didn’t bother to fight anymore, instead, sighing heavily before going limp. The faint flutter of his half closed eyes, and the weak rise and fall of his chest the only indications he was alive. 

What the hell did we just get ourselves into?! Caera rubbed his face.

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #technoblade #philza #ao3 #fanfic #mcyt #ao3 author #philza fanfiction #technoblade fanfic #sleepy bois fanfic #but the soot is no longer in the sbi #in any of my works

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Reupload of edited version of Corvid Lost! Chapter 1 is done with edits and is Soot free. Preview:

Where are your talons bud? He finally reached the edges of the feather pile, or, wing pile really.

Two, massive black wings were cocooning whatever bird was hiding within them, probably shielding it from the harsh light. 

Or stunned. Techno thought. 

He carefully reached out and took hold of the edge of a wing, prying it back to look for talons to grab onto, a beak to avoid- 

What he saw was NOT a bird.

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #technoblade #philza #ao3 #fanfic #mcyt #ao3 author #philza fanfiction #technoblade fanfic #the soot is no longer part of the sbi #in any of my works

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Another re-edit/re-upload I guess. This one didn't really change much aside from some tags and names. I am still writing for it but as I am doing a massive overhaul of everything and editing ALL my works free of certain names and characters who I no longer vibe with, it may take awhile. Sorry.

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #technoblade #philza #ao3 #fanfic #mcyt #ao3 author #philza fanfiction #technoblade fanfic #origins smp #fuck you wilbur soot #you aint part of my works no more #ya fuck ya get REPLACED #yes i'm doing this with all my works #and i'm updating here on the tumblr when each one is soot free #and free of many others as well ya know

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Ending this work early but not for the reasons you think. Turns out, this ended up being more or less a really messy first draft of Father Blackbird. I've included a plot synopsis and one final snippet that never made it into the full story if you're at all interested. Thanks for reading :)

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #technoblade #philza #ao3 #fanfic #mcyt #ao3 author #philza fanfiction #technoblade fanfic #ending the fic early lol

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i am a gay man who somehow has two girlfriends who love each other, i don't know how i got here but they're not letting me leave, help /hj

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The short one shot from ages ago has been edited.

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He remembered the peace in that moment, those early hours of morning that slowly crept up with the faint pink streak of dawn. 

If he could live any memory again for eternity, it would have been that.

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #technoblade #philza #ao3 #fanfic #mcyt #ao3 author #tommyinnit #philza fanfiction #technoblade fanfic #tommyinnit fanfic #the entire thing is just a ramble #about one particular day in summer that i experienced #that i really miss #cause honestly being a kid in summer was one of my best memories #and i missed it and wanted to just throw my thoughts onto a page about it

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One shot chapter from a writing challenge I never finished has now been edited!

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“....fuckin….shut up….loud….” 

Techno gripped him tightly, he would’ve sobbed if he knew the arena wasn’t watching the entire scenario play out, cheering and booing and laughing as they were. 

“Don’t scare me like that!” He hugged his brother. “Don’t scare me like that again.”

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #technoblade #philza #ao3 #fanfic #mcyt #technoblade fanfic #philza fanfiction #tommyinnit #sbi cyber demon au #a character has been replaced #because no

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Story Snippet 2 from the Cyber Demon lore book, finally got that updated!

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“Eve’s…dead?” Techno’s eyes had grown narrow, the little black pupils slitted almost angrily as his voice shook. Or, sounded like it was shaking at least. It was difficult to tell his tone with the synthetic voice box. 

Caera nodded. “They said she’d died in an accident five years ago, when they took me to the Convent, said-said it was her last wish…”

“Should’ve guessed that was a lie…” his vision was getting blurry. “She always talked shit about the Exorcists-” 

“Get inside.” 

Caera blinked as Techno ushered him into the building.

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #technoblade #ao3 #fanfic #mcyt #ao3 author #technoblade fanfic #technoblade au #demon technoblade #oc

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All relevant chapters have been edited to replace a certain name with an OC. I know it's hardly much of a thing in this particular installment but ya fuck up, ya get replaced. Those be the rules.

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Why did his own voice have to fail him now?! 

I’m here! He wanted to scream. Papa! Please! Look under the bed! I’m here! It hurts! I’m scared! It hurts! 

He tried to open his mouth, tried to scream, tried to make any sound at this point. 

Nothing. 

His mind had locked his voice away again. 

Why now? Of all times, why couldn’t he speak now?! 

He heard the now distant sound of flapping wings, the shrieks of rage from Philza, as he left the farm. 

Left Chayenne. 

He sobbed.

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #philza #ao3 #philza fanfiction #qsmp chayanne #chayanne the egg #q chayanne fanfic #i can never spell chayanne correctly #i keep spelling chayenne instead #ignore it #it's fine #i can't read anyways

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Chapter 18 has been edited! Preview:

“Uh-uhm,” Tallulah stammered. 

The Fae had said ‘good morning’. 

And she was clueless as to why. 

Or how to respond. 

“Good morning, to you too, uh, good folk.” she settled on before stifling a cough. 

She flinched as the Fae chuckled. 

“You don’t need to be so formal to me,” she could almost hear their smile. “I’m not anything like how I used to be. Or what I’m certain you would have heard of my kind before.” 

#mcyt fanfiction #minecraft fanfiction #technoblade #philza #ao3 #fanfic #mcyt #ao3 author #philza fanfiction #technoblade fanfic #q tallulah fanfic #qsmp tallulah #q tallulah