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It was so great seeing the mercs (+1) back in action.

(for the merc fans)

#i just like the song dont care about characters #rvb #song #good beats

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Games that count 0 as a life instead of stopping after 1

#you cant beat me at my own game #when god awakens #gif

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i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.

what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?

rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

what i had: hot dog and shake

what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik

rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!

what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life

rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country

rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

what i had: piza slice

what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.

rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

#???

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Fire Emblem Fates Conquest Early Game

Garon: Kamui, did you get the tools from my tool shed?

Kamui: Yes, father! Here they are!

Garon: Well done, Kamui. I am proud of y–

Iago: Hold on just a second, Mr. Garon. If you notice, the hammer is a bit dirty.

Garon: What!? What is the meaning of this, not polishing the tools before bringing them back?

Iago: Not only that, Kamui also used a stepladder to reach the tool box.

Garon: What insolence is this, using aid of any sort in my request?!

Iago: Mr. Garon, it is clear Kamui is a blight and should be put down right now. Here’s the shotgun, now let’s go outside and–

Elise: W-wait, wait! I gave Kamui the stepladder! They didn’t ask for it! If anyone deserves to be punished, it’s me!

Leo: One second, please. It was I who purchased the stepladder in the first place, in case this would ever happen. Following the logic of consequence, it’s me, not Kamui, who deserves to be punished.

Camilla: Let’s not be hasty, everyone. Father, I told Kamui it was ok to bring back the tools without polishing them. We are running short on polishing oil, and an unsightly hammer still accomplishes its task. If that angers you, then perhaps you should take it out on me instead of my precious Kamui.

Xander: Enough! Father, I arranged for Elise to tell Kamui where the stepladder was, which would make me the root of all this issue. Without me, nothing would have happened, so shoot me in the face.

Garon: Children, let’s calm d–

Xander: Shoot me. Right now. In the kisser. Do it. Shoot me or shoot no one.

Garon: Okay okay fine GEEZ. I don’t want to shoot anyone in the face, maybe. But, I do have a new task for Kamui. It’s only fair. You must go alone to the supermarket and get polishing oil. A child of mine should have no problem accomplishing this task.

Kamui: Yes, father! I will do it for you! *pulls out iPhone and starts looking for the best polishing oil in the area*

Iago: Hm… *sneaks to the garage and waits in his car, waiting for Kamui to head out to tail them*

Leo: Hm… *sends seven secret agents to tail Kamui with orders to keep them safe at all costs*

Camilla: Hm… *calls her friends at the nearby supermarket and tells them Kamui is going, so they better be nice to them and give them a discount*

Xander: Hm… *gives Elise very particular instructions on which roads are the safest, which polishing oil is Garon’s favorite, three bottles of water so they stay hydrated, and a light snack for the road*

Elise: Hm! *literally goes with Kamui, holding hands. Arthur and Effie are tailing them in very obvious disguises, riding bicycles*

#fire emblem #Beautiful

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how to draw arms ? ? 

#okay #art #hands #arms #body

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#me with the gang

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why is this so funny

#grinch #important #loud

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#Jesus thank god #art

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I’m cryign

#a nerd #Pokémon go

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i had to take a 20 min break before resuming the episode when i first watched this

#me with my friends #looking at ur ayden and chenel #Oksana too

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#thank god

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@iwannapushyourdaisies

people always talk about the caveman or swooce but this is the best bit of skooks imo

#Jesus #Scooby-Doo #decapitation

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I think we all have that one Ghibli movie that is our Ghibli movie.

#spirited away #i watched it like 5 times

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Ivan 小红花   untitled

more art by Ivan 小红花

#okay ivan nice art #dang #good art #art

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“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

#Jesus thank #ref #im never gonna remember this lol #writing

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@nagaikei-ajin @iwannapushyourdaisies

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

#AHHHH #cool stuff

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@iwannapushyourdaisies @nagaikei-ajin

#AHHHHHHHHHHHH