Frog pov: day nineteen, the abyss around me grows stronger. I am pulled away deeper and deeper into a pit the bottom of which I know not. I believed it a trick of my mind at first but the colors most definitely grow duller by the day
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I am god's eepiest soldier
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Frog is eighteen now. He can vote
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Frog steventeen
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Forgot to post the frog yesterday because I passed the fuck out at eight pm
Here is your belated day sixteen to all zero people who were waiting for it
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So funny when I'm loosing an interest argument on account of the other person being "louder" because I just call my friend in and we can be loud AND right together
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Hey! That's my emotional support window shopping on shien
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Aww man my goldengo fainted
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Cramps hitting me like A Ford F-150 going 112 miles per hour running into a child
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Me, when I feel a feeling™️: I have a post in my drafts for this
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A heating pad isn't enough, I need to be thrown into a volcano as a sacrifice to ensure a good harvest
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"I now have billions of dollars, the ability to use any power I can think of, a cute boyfriend, and a hot girlfriend."
"Also they make like ten more Shrek movies"
“Please stop writing! The very next thing you write will actually happen!”
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Día quince de publicando el rana horripilante de conjuguemos todas las dias
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There is a child. Staring at me
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Not straight, not gay, but a secret third thing (depressed)
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