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boy dinner
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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
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YOU hates terfs
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I laughed so fucking hard at this
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this is bullshit. November 30th has been consumed, sorry everyone
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paranoid-radio · 11 hours
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”you better not be cunty he/him leather dyke when i get back” me when you get back
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..•Perception Distorted•..
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paranoid-radio · 12 hours
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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paranoid-radio · 12 hours
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Todd Howard is a lying coward who has helped stagnate Bethesda as a game company of course but god damn imagine having to deal with Elon at a professional event your company is mainlining where you couldn’t just leave the conversation without it being a headline. Genuinely a nightmare
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ULTRA Q FAN OMG HI I LOVE ULTRA Q SO FREAKING MUCH
HELLO OMFG ME TOO BE MY FRIEND PLS
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paranoid-radio · 15 hours
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make a girl smile today.
give her a sword.
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I smoke weed and my dick fall off
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Okey-Dokey
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