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petersoftparker · 6 hours
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I kinda want Mike to disappear to be honest
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petersoftparker · 24 hours
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I was tame, I was gentle, 'til the circus life made me mean.
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petersoftparker · 3 days
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Is it fate?
Dark!Peter Parker x Reader
Warnings: Dubious Consent
When you first moved to New York, you didn’t really feel optimistic. It was hard to make friends when you are an adult, and even harder moving to a huge city where you don’t know anyone. You were pleasantly surprised though when you managed to hit it off with your tour guide on orientation day. You felt almost giddy every time he stopped leading the group, and caught your eye to make a joke. The tour ended quickly, but before you could overthink he called out to you. You had to pinch yourself when he offered to show you a few secret spots on campus, but you quickly agreed. The two of you exchanged numbers, before he let you know that he had another tour that he had to get to but that he would text you later to plan the hangout. It wasn’t until late that night when you got the text, inviting you to a party that he was throwing to start off the new semester. You shot him back a text agreeing.
When you walked into his room later that night, you realized you were the only one there. Seeing your confused look, he explained “My buddy got tipped off that the RA is making visits to the dorms, but I thought we could just hang out instead? Here let me get you a drink, wine okay?” 
“Oh, okay. Yeah, wine is good thanks.” 
The two of you sat on the edge of his bed, slowly sipping the drink while starting to get to know each other. 
Peter chose light topics for conversation, which over-time successfully worked to relax you.
You eventually finished your glass of wine, which Peter took to refill. When he sat back down, it was closer than before. Peter could tell that the action went unnoticed by you, so he decided to push the limits even more. He wanted to make the most of the night of course.
He casually snaked his arm around your waist to rest his hand on your inner right thigh.
You froze, before trying to subtly shift over. You were quickly stopped by his grip tightening on you. You looked up at him wide eyed, but all he did was smile continuing the conversation. “Yeah, I definitely think you and Harry would get along. He is kind of stand-offish at first, but once he’s on your side he will be a total sweetheart to you.” 
“Oh.” You mumbled in response. Your face felt hot, as he softened his grip when you didn’t attempt to move away a second time. He rewarded you with sweet words “You’re so pretty angel. Can’t believe fate made us cross paths.” 
He cupped your face with his free hand, drawing you into a heated kiss. You gasped into his mouth, feeling his hand travel down to rest on your underwear and squeeze. He groaned in response, not even thinking anymore just following his instincts. 
You could feel his index finger hook into the band of your underwear, before ripping it in one quick motion. He shoved the ripped underwear into his back pocket, before pulling away to stop kissing you for the moment. He set both hands on your hips, lifting you to sit on his lap. Your hands shot to his shoulders to hold in surprise, before gasping out “Oh my god wait-”. 
“Let me try something, will make you feel so good princess” Peter gritted out. Peter then reached down to unbuckle his pants. 
After you stuttered out for him to wait once more, he visibly became annoyed at the repeated interruptions. Webs shot out of his wrist, covering your mouth completely. 
It was at this moment where you realized how intense this whole situation really was, and who Peter really was. You had seen news articles about Spider-Man before, but you thought he was truly a hero. 
You tried to speak behind the gag, but all that came out was muffled noises. 
Peter pretended to know what you were going to say and answered “Don’t worry, the webs will only dissolve in an hour. We have time.”
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petersoftparker · 4 days
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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism
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petersoftparker · 4 days
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the easiest byler proof:
mike: i care for you so much.
el: care… but you don’t love me anymore?
mike: who said that i didn’t?
el: you never say it!
mike: i say it.
el: you can’t even write it, mike. from mike, from mike, from mike, from mike, from, from, from-
mike: okay, eleven you’re being ridiculous. like what is this?
VS
mike: thanks by the way…
will: for what?
mike: for knocking some sense into me. i mean i was being a total self-pitying idiot.
will: ah i didn’t say it.
mike: you didn’t have to.
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petersoftparker · 4 days
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STWG prompt 20/4/24
prompt: accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
pairing/character(s): steddie
i somehow wrote 1.8k... enjoy
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Steve doesn’t think he’s ever been this distracted by a customer before at work. He’s just so… hot. Like, the usual customers he serves are rich and well-dressed, sure. But they’re businessmen well-dressed, and that can’t even begin to describe this particular customer. He’s been calling him Hot Guy in his head for the past thirty minutes.
Hot Guy is in a suit, yes, but that’s not even the best part of this man’s look. The suit’s all black and hugs his waist deliciously, but it’s everything else that has Steve practically drooling where he stands by the bar, waiting for his next round of drinks to be made. Hot Guy looks a little less pristine and perfect than the usual businessmen; his hairs up in a messy ponytail, strands of a fringe framing his face, and he has beautiful silver earrings on and an expensive looking chain around his neck. And every time he moves just so, Steve gets to see a peek of a tattoo on his chest as his half-unbuttoned black shirt moves. Gorgeous…
“All ready for you, Steve.”
He’s snapped out of it by the bartender on shift, and looks at the bar to see, oh yes, all of his drinks are ready. He offers the bartender a smile and a thank you, and gets to balancing them on his serving tray.
See, he can get a little distracted by hot customers, but he can’t be seen as a slacker. He cannot afford to lose this job.
He and Robin finally were able to move to Chicago four months ago, and it took him three months (and a good chunk of his emergency savings) to find a job as a waiter at some restaurant. It’s not even a particularly nice job. Sure, the restaurant is fancy as hell, and the customers tip really fucking well, but the pay leaves much to be desired. Like, a usual customer (rich) tips him more than he gets paid for a whole shift! And he’s not complaining about the tips, per say, but when the restaurant’s clientele can tip that much… surely the restaurant can afford to pay their workers a decent wage!
Just as he manages to balance the drinks on his tray, he notices his newest co-worker, Danny, fiddling with his own collection of drink glasses. Danny looks awfully shifty as he glances over his shoulder at a table and then takes a small sachet out of his pocket, tears a corner and pours it into one of the wine glasses.
Steve’s eyes narrow at the action. What the fuck?
Over the last week of Danny working at the restaurant, he has thought him to be unpleasant at best and suspicious at worst. The one time Steve tried to make conversation with him, just asking where he worked before there, he got a glare and a clipped comment about not getting personal. Now that he thinks about it, Steve doesn’t even know Danny’s last name.
He watches Danny pick up the tray, do a final glance around the restaurant (either not perceiving Steve as a threat or not seeing him stood five feet away), and walks toward the table area.
And he’s not saying Danny would poison a customer. He’s not saying that, because that is insane. But. What’s the alternative? That Danny got a request to put, like, powdered vitamins in someone’s drink? It’s just shifty that’s all!
And, like he said, he can’t afford to lose this job.
That includes if it gets shut down for becoming a murder scene. Or him accidentally abetting a murder by not doing anything!
What does he even do? He’s going to look genuinely insane, whether he's right or wrong.
Danny reaches a table (it’s the table Hot Guy is seated at) with his tray, and plasters on a customer service smile as he starts dishing out the drinks. Steve keeps an eye on the (possibly) tainted wine glass as Danny puts it down in front of- in front of Hot Guy. Shit.
Steve’s heart starts speeding up as he watches Hot Guy pick up the wine glass, inspecting it and giving it a little swirl before starting to lift it, and- fuck it.
Steve bolts over to the table, definitely knocking over another server’s tray as he goes, and has to shove the wine glass out of Hot Guy’s hand to stop whatever’s about to happen.
The liquid splashes onto Hot Guy’s chest (Steve hopes the poison isn’t, like, corrosive), then the glass shatters to the floor, and Steve’s left heaving as he catches his breath. Not from the exercise, but from the adrenaline rush. Because Steve is- oh god, he’s in Hot Guy’s lap.
He scrambles to stand up, cheeks bright red, and chances a glance at Danny. On the surface, Danny looks shocked and apologetic to the rest of the businessmen at the table, but Steve sees his right eye twitch and his ears start to tint red. Okay. So. Even if he looks crazy, maybe he made a good move.
He looks back toward Hot Guy only to find that he’s already being watched with an inquisitive gaze. The man still has his hand held up like he’s holding the wine glass still, and he has one (perfectly manicured) eyebrow raised at Steve. Steve feels his cheeks heat up even more under his attention.
“I am so sorry, sir.” Steve finds himself blurting out, but Hot Guy just shakes his head at him, oddly calm.
“I’ll get you another drink, Mr Munson.” Danny says, giving Steve a pointed glare before walking away.
Hot Guy- No. Mr Munson looks like he’s about to say something, but Steve needs to get him somewhere he can tell him what happened away from other people and before Danny tries it again, so he boldly puts a hand on the man’s shoulder. The possibility of looking crazy be damned.
“Let me help you get cleaned up, sir.”
Mr Munson considers him for a moment more, and then nods. Maybe he sees the frantic, anxious look in Steve’s expression, or maybe he just wants to yell at Steve outside of the view of his assumed co-workers.
"I'll be right back. Don't talk business without me." Mr Munson addressed his table before following him off.
Steve leads him to the customer toilets, and then takes him to the staff hallway just behind them. Mr Munson’s eyebrows raise at that, and at the serious expression on Steve’s face.
“Sir, I’m so sorry for that, but I… This is going to sound insane, but I think my co-worker poisoned your drink.”
He levels Mr Munson with a serious expression as he speaks, trying to negate the craziness of what he’s saying by showing he’s not joking. Through doing so, of course, Steve also gets the chance to get a better look at Mr Munson’s face, which is just… like he said earlier, gorgeous. And that’s not even talking about the deep brown of his eyes.
Mr Munson doesn’t even flinch at Steve’s words, just looks down at the wine on his shirt with a vague look of disgust.
“I see.”
He doesn’t sound surprised. What the fuck? Who is this man?
“You don’t seem shocked.” Steve finds himself saying, and then his eyes widen and he smacks a hand over his mouth, “Ignore me! I don’t want to get involved in any, um. Not crimes. I’m going to stop talking now.”
As he keeps talking, Mr Munson’s face contorts into an amused smile, and his gaze wanders over Steve’s form, then back up to his eyes. When Steve’s done rambling, the man laughs.
“No. I’m not shocked.” Is all Mr Munson says, “But unfortunately, you are involved now, sweetheart.”
Steve feels the colour drain from his face at the words and the serious tone Mr Munson speaks them in, but before he can even squeak (or scream) in response, the Staff Only door slams open, and Steve is greeted with two pistols pointed at him.
Then he squeaks. And puts his hands up in a surrender position, even though the two men glaring at him don’t look like police officers. They’re wearing suits, like they’re customers of the restaurant. And they completely ignore Steve in favour of scanning over Mr Munson.
Holy shit. What the fuck is his life? Robin will never believe him when he gets home. If he gets home.
“Put the guns down, boys.” Mr Munson says from beside Steve, and then (gently) puts his hands on Steve’s arms to push them back down to his sides, “No need for all that, sweetheart.”
“Sorry, Eddie. We thought- you just disappeared, and we heard glass shattering, so-” One of the gunmen says, stumbling through his words slightly.
“We thought you’d been kidnapped. Again.” The other says, looking unimpressed.
Eddie rolls his eyes, and Steve notes how he hasn’t removed his hands from him yet.
“I’ve been told that- sorry, sweetheart, what’s your name?” Eddie starts, maintaining eye contact with Steve only.
Sweetheart. Kill him now. How is his dick still working in these conditions, and why is 'sweetheart' doing it for him? Maybe it's more to do with Eddie himself than the word...
“Steve.” He squeaks out.
“Right. Steve, here, thinks my drink was poisoned by his co-worker. He’s the culprit for the glass, and this,” Eddie gestures to his wet shirt, “and then he took me here to clean me up.”
“What’s the name of this co-worker?” One of the gunmen ask Steve, voice intense, and when Steve just blinks at him he takes a step forward like he’s about to put a hand on him. Steve can’t help his flinch in response.
Which Eddie apparently feels, given the way he tsks at his men and takes a step back, pulling Steve with him.
“No threatening my possible saviour, Jeffy. This isn’t an interrogation.”
“His- His name’s Danny. I don’t know a last name.” Steve says finally, and gulps when Eddie rubs his thumbs back and forth where his hands are still on him.
“Good boy.” Eddie says softly, and Steve can’t help the shudder that runs through him.
Okay. It's confirmed. Apparently being mildly traumatised by guns doesn’t stop him from getting horny. Good to know. Hopefully Eddie doesn't notice how red he's gotten again.
Eddie finally lets go of him to step toward his men.
“You heard the man. Gareth, go get a sample of the wine that spilled on the floor and figure out if Stevie here is right, and Jeff, go tell everyone else who we’re looking for and find Danny.”
The two gunmen leave with their orders, and Eddie turns back to Steve. He’s looking at Steve with that intense gaze once again, eyes dragging down to his beat-up Reeboks and back up to his dishevelled face.
“Now, how can I reward you for probably saving my life, sweetheart?”
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petersoftparker · 9 days
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richie tozier core
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petersoftparker · 11 days
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i just adore him
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petersoftparker · 15 days
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in season 2 we had will recognizing mike even when he was possessed. now give me will not recognizing mike while being possessed in season 5 and let me watch mike wheeler go crazy. please please please.
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petersoftparker · 16 days
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me and my undying urge to be someone’s favorite
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petersoftparker · 18 days
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I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead
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petersoftparker · 21 days
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rip remus lupin you would have loved calling people love
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petersoftparker · 23 days
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Will: I’ve always had a crush on you, since we were kids….
Mike: HAHHAHAH APRIL FOOLS ….
Will: wait what
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petersoftparker · 24 days
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Group date idea: we all watch DPS but everyone has to pick one character and pay particular attention to all the silly things they do and how they act. After that we all share what we noticed and kiss or smth
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petersoftparker · 27 days
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I just finished The Bear I need a Xanax
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petersoftparker · 29 days
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I wish I was a princess who had a bodyguard/knight who saves me when a pirate kidnaps me
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petersoftparker · 30 days
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its very fun to draw Percy just casually wearing swim trunks for no reason, like he just wears them as normal shorts. but at the same time it's kind of hilarious because he. can just simply chose to not get his clothes wet. so there is absolutely zero reason for him to have to wear swim trunks. the implication is that he just does it for the aesthetics.
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