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saltburn is NOT dark academia just bc they’re at oxford for a bit of it there was no academia happening those bitches were passing around a copy of harry potter and the deathly hallows. i’m still not convinced felix could read

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me in buckingham palace dancing naked to 'murder on the dance floor' after i infiltrate the royal family and pick them off one by one until i am the last one left

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Jude: Locke died?

Taryn: Yeah.

Jude: He’d do anything for attention.

#the cruel prince #the folk of the air #the queen of nothing #the wicked king #tcp #jurdan #incorrect quotes #incorrect tfota quotes #tfota #jude duarte #source: saltburn

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oliver was in macbeth while felix was in romeo and juliet

the way felix is convinced he's living in a romance movie to the extent that he dresses up like juliet. he considers kissing oliver in the maze. he makes himself off limits but not quite with the open door while he's in the bath; he's the damsel of the film, no doubt. but felix's tragedy is that oliver is convinced it's a horror story and a tale of revenge. so he doesn't play his part as romeo. he vomits up the poison so he can't die from "some poison more" and leaves felix to die alone.

#saltburn

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SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

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oliver: "i wasn't in love with felix"

also oliver for 2 hours and 7 minutes: feluKSHH ??😳😚🤪😘 u want bike?? 🤗😁😆 ah no smoke, ok maybe 😛🤩😋 pls don't be mad at me???🤧☹️

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pls lmk if anyone has good saltburn fic recs or movie/tv show recs that have the same vibes. literally begging this movie has such a chokehold over me 🙏🏼🙏🏼

#saltburn #felix catton #oliver quick

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no one seems to understand Amy March like i do 😔

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writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

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he was just proud of her for being able to say it at all

jude: i came here to say i’m sorry.

cardan: go ahead.

jude: no, that was it, i did it. i said i’m sorry.

jude: hey, i said it again. now i got one in the bank so i can do whatever i want.

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it is now 6 am. i’ve finished. if anyone has the alternate epilogues pls pls share.

#ouabh #once upon a broken heart #tbona #the ballad of never after #a curse for true love #acftl

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it’s 4 am. i’m over halfway done with a curse for true love. it’s so good i literally can’t stop.

#ouabh #once upon a broken heart #tbona #the ballad of never after #a curse for true love

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cardan: hey, jude

jude: don’t talk to me

cardan: what did i do?

jude: last night you go so drunk you put my ipad in the blender and said you were making apple juice

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jude and cardan are so ken and barbie coded.

#the cruel prince #the folk of the air #the queen of nothing #tcp #the wicked king #jurdan #tfota

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taryn: i have some news.

jude: that locke is a korean toilet ghost? booorrriiinngg. we already knew that.

taryn: locke is dead.

jude: say what now?

jude: there is no way that’s true. as locke says when he sees deodorant, i’m not buying it.

jude: if he were dead, we would hear the sounds of children singing in the streets.

#the cruel prince #the folk of the air #the queen of nothing #the wicked king #incorrect cruel prince #tcp #incorrect tfota #jude duarte #source: brooklyn nine nine

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jude: i came here to say i’m sorry.

cardan: go ahead.

jude: no, that was it, i did it. i said i’m sorry.

jude: hey, i said it again. now i got one in the bank so i can do whatever i want.

#the cruel prince #the folk of the air #the queen of nothing #the wicked king #incorrect cruel prince #tcp #incorrect tfota #incorrect jurdan quotes #jurdan #tfota #jude duarte #jude x cardan #cardan greenbriar #source: brooklyn nine nine

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wylan: thanks, dad.

the crows:

wylan: why’s everyone staring at me?

nina: you just called kaz dad. you said “thanks, dad.”

#incorrect six of crows #incorrect six of crows quotes #six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect grishaverse #grisha #wylan van eck #source: brooklyn nine nine