Jude: Locke died?
Taryn: Yeah.
Jude: He’d do anything for attention.
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Cardan: I always smile or sneer when I'm nervous
Jude: You're always smiling or sneering when you're with me
Cardan: Don't think about that too hard
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the Bomb: I can't believe you and Jude broke the bed last night.
the Roach: Yeah, what were you even doing?
Cardan: um....
*last night*
Jude: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Cardan: Try me
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Ghost: are Jude and Madoc having a staring contest?
Cardan: Madoc is, but I’m pretty sure Jude is just plotting revenge for something and forgot to blink.
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jude: I think I need a hug…
cardan: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
45 minutes later
jude: You… you can let go now.
cardan: No, I absolutely cannot.
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the cruel prince in a nutshell
jude: *is insulted* i beg your pardon?
cardan: *smirking* then beg.
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cardan greenbriar everyone
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cardan: i win
jude: no? i'm literally holding a dagger to your throat?
cardan: exactly
jude:
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Jude: you're too heavy, I can't hang on!
Cardan: pretend I'm your sister!
Jude:
Jude: *grip slips*
Cardan: NOT TARYN! Not Taryn!
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News Reporter: A person has reportedly broken into the facility completely by himself.
Jude: what an idiot.
News on TV, showing Cardan entering sephora at midnight cuz he ran out of eyeliner.
Jude: wait, that's my idiot-
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Taryn: what can end friendships?
Nicasia: drifting apart
Jude: lying
Cardan: uno
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Jude Duarte:
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Jude: *sneezes*
Cardan: Bless you
Jude: I was blessed the first time I laid my eyes on you
Cardan: I was horrible to you and you hated me
Jude: I still thought you were hot
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Vivienne: (at a mortal pet shop with jurdan) You should buy a pet snake.
Jude: I already have a pet snake. His name is Cardan.
Cardan: She isn't talking about me, she's got an actual snake named Cardan
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jude: i hate you
cardan’s mind: enemies to lovers slow burn 400k words
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Cardan: I’m crying. YOU made me CRY
Jude: baby
Cardan: no, now’s not the time for nicknames
Jude: No, I’m calling you a baby
Jude: I am insulting you
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