hey guys, i decided to move. this is likely gonna be one of my last posts in this account. it’s too cluttered for my liking. i’m now gonna try to dedicate myself more to art and stuff i like, or something.
idk, see ya around. also thanks Read for the shoutout.
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I wanna give a shoutout to @pinksdoodles1, she’s a good friend and a great artist, and any mutuals of mine choosing to follow her would be great. She used to be @pinkie-whitelloon, so anyone who followed her might want to give her new blog a look.
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When you walk away from a conversation and realize none of the information registered
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that’s a clean burning dragon i tell ya hwat
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Has this been done already or
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character idea: Elf who was too BOMB for the traditional, dainty elves and left to become the strongest and angriest elf of all time.
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Still the One (by Tula Top)
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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are”, she said. “He would be so drunk that he would hardly notice”.
The husband lurched in the bed and within a few minutes, slept.
A few minutes later the woman, (unsatisfied), asked her lover to continue.
The man was too scared so the woman said, “He is so messed up I’ll pull out one of his butt hairs and he won’t move a bit”. So she did and He didn’t move at all. They did it.
A couple of hours later, she repeats the process - he is still passed out - they repeat the pairing.
Then Just before dawn the wife wants one more ride. So she reaches over and plucks a third ass hair! Whereupon the husband looks at the lover and says,
“I don’t mind you screwing my wife but do you have to keep score on my ass??
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quantum mechanics is so fucking absurd
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nobody was impressed with this cause they thought it was a photo so i spent like 50 hours painting it for nothing
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