queenfan221b

[queenfan221b]

Roger:I accidentally poisoned someone's drink,but I don't remember whose.

Freddie: WHAT?

Freddie: How do you accidentally poison someone's drink!

Brian: With the way this dinner is going I hope it is mine

John:*Chugs his drink*

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #brian may #roger taylor #freddie mercury #john deacon #poor john

[queenfan221b]

John: It's nice to be wanted,you know?

Fred: NOT BY THE FUCKING LAW!

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #brian may #roger taylor #john deacon #freddie mercury

[queenfan221b]

Brian: Did it hurt?

Roger:When I fell from heaven-

Brian: When you got hit by the train

Roger:

John:Because it was a huge fucking train

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #brian may #roger taylor #freddie mercury #john deacon

[queenfan221b]

Joe: What's up i'm back

Rami: I literally saw you die,you died,you were dead

Joe: Death is just a social construct

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #brian may #roger taylor #rami malek #joe mazzello #gwilym lee #ben hardy #funny

[queenfan221b]

Interviewer for Bohrap: So how many children do you two have?

Brian:Well depends

Roger: Yeah biologically,legally or emotionally be there eis a big diffrence

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[queenfan221b]

Gwilym: So what do you think?

Rami:Sorry I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with Joe

Ben:

Ben: He's not even here

#bohemian rhapsody #queen band #incorrect quotes #rami malek #joe mazzello #gwilym lee #ben hardy #funny

[queenfan221b]

Gwilym: *Wakes up in the middle of night to Rami inches close to his face*

Rami: So we had this id- stop screaming-so we had this idea

Gwilym: What the hell,who is we?

Joe,Ben:*Beside of Gwilym's face*We had this idea

Gwilym: Fuck sake there is three of them

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #rami malek #brian may #roger taylor #gwilym lee #joe mazzello #ben hardy #funny

[queenfan221b]

Roger: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Ben: Okay but in my defence Joe bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all the shampoo

Roger: That's now what I wanted to-you drank shampoo?

Ben:Uh no

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #roger taylor #ben hardy

[queenfan221b]

Rami: Well Fuck me!

Brian: Language!

Joe: Bitch

Brian: Language!

Roger: Who the fuck do you think your calling a bitch!

Brian: Language!

Ben: Crazy fuck head

Brian: Language!

Gwilym: What the fick frack ticky tac

Brian:

Brian: The hell did you say

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #brian may #roger taylor #rami malek

[queenfan221b]

Brian: How was the camping trip?

Joe,panting and distraught: HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!

Gwilym: He said the bug were bothering him so I sprayed him with bug spray

Joe: ASSULT YOU ASS

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #brian may #roger taylor #rami malek

[queenfan221b]

Rami: *Screams*

Gwilym: *Screams even louder to maintain dominance*

Ben:Should we do something

Joe: No I wanna see who wins

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #rami malek #gwilym lee #joe mazzello #ben hardy

[queenfan221b]

I can’t believe this happened omg!!!!!he liked my comment 🥹😆

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #brian may #omg

[queenfan221b]

Roger: Come on we need to save Rami!

Gwilym: Can't we wait for a few mo-

Gwilym,Roger,and Brian:*Sees him following a vey creepy guy towards his van*

Gwilym:I know this crazy ass motherfucker is NOT-

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #brian may #roger taylor #joe mazzello #rami malek #gwilym lee #ben hardy #incorrect rami malek

[queenfan221b]

Waiter:So what would you like to order?

Ben: A chocolate milkshake with two straws please

Joe: Aw,that's so cute

Ben,putting both straws in his mouth:Joe look how fast i can drink this shit

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #brian may #roger taylor #joe mazzello #rami malek #gwilym lee #ben hardy

[queenfan221b]

Brian: Hello boys what are you doing

Ben:Playing a game

Roger: Oh no kidding

Joe: It's a fun game:)

Rami: Yeah and it is called take a shot everytime you feel depressed

Roger: That game already exists and it's called alcoholism

Rami: Well i love the game cuz i' winning:)

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #brian may #roger taylor #joe mazzello #rami malek #gwilym lee #ben hardy #incorrect rami malek

[queenfan221b]

Roger: Will you all stop accusing me of having favorites? I like all of you Rami's and non Rami's equally

Brian:*Face palming*Really Rog

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #brian may #roger taylor #joe mazzello #rami malek #gwilym lee #ben hardy #Twogaydads

[queenfan221b]

Gwilym: I want someone to take me out

Ben: Like on a date or with a sniper

Gwilym: Surprise me

#queen band #bohemian rhapsody #incorrect quotes #brian may #roger taylor #joe mazzello #rami malek #gwilym lee #ben hardy