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just don’t do that
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his & hersterectomies. is that anything
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i got laughed at???
okay so mr icky film professor asked what my favorite movie was
“how to train your dragon!” because it’s a CUNT movie
and everyone laughed? including ICKY professor?
not to name drop, but he’s one of the writers on freerunner
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i can fix him-
i’m a sloot, a slüt for luke castellan💛
he makes me feel 🤭🫶🫡💍🧎♀️
he’s the nicest guy around! what murder!
i would look SO hot as mrs. charlie bushnell
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phrasing of this is taking me out
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NICO DI ANGELO OUR FAVORITE EMO TUMBLR BOY
okay uncle ricky rick nick stick tick wick lick rick, i'm giving you a FREE idea. In this economy, free ideas are hard to come by, so this is a treat, just for you babygirl.
can nico please be an emo tumblr boy? he's so babygirl, he needs the 2014 dyed hair, the P!ATD shirt, and a poster of the emo quartet.
at the very least, can he wear fishnet gloves?
thank you, signed by queer young adults sitting in a circle.
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I need a job where I just untangle strings and cords for people for hours every day
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Percy, getting attacked by bats at an amusement park exhibit: guys! Anytime you want to jump in and help??
Annabeth: shouldn't we tell him it's just holograms?
Nico: and spoil the fun? No way.
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ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes
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narrator: beneath the waters surface, we find the octopus. an animal so different from us it couldve come straiuight from sci fi novel
the octupus: *writes hello in the sand in perfect english and also helps the cameraman change to the correct iso setting*
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Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912
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why do we have to go to school for six years for a nursing degree when nurse sharks get the job without any credentials
Oh! That’s an easy one! So basically nurse shar
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