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update on this fucking bullshit:

1) the one i found is THE THIRD LARGEST TARANTULA SPECIES IN THE WORLD, it can grow up to 25cm (we including leggies here)

2) it has fucking "bird-eater" in its name (lasiodora parahybana/brazilian salmon pink bird-eating tarantula)

3) it is actually a species that isn't aggressive, bless

4) some days ago, my dad mentioned seeing a giant black one, and we found out it was a grammostola pulchra, which is... a very friendly gal... good for beginners... why are we lucky. we live in a place where wandering spiders are common, yet we found two 18 - 25cm tarantulas who are peaceful.

today i fought the giant enemy spider. not really but also yes

me and my parents visited a waterfall we usually go to. and the problem is that There were spiders everywhere. their webs were immense and i'm not even being dramatic. they were enormous too. so my dad was scaring me all the time by saying stuff like they were coming down or how there was one right behind me. i just screamed all the time there like my life depended on it. but after a while we went home so i was finally safe lol

on the way home, after my little Funky rocks i found in the river fell on my feet, my dad shouted "DID YOU TWO SEE THAT HUGE ASS SPIDER?" and i just went Haha funny didn't see anything while looking at the ground oops! because we were already far from the waterfall yet he was still using the spider scare on me

i thought that until he stopped the car and turned around while telling us we had to see it.

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AND HE DROVE BACK TO THE SPIDER SO WE COULD SEE IT?!??!?! he was actually so pumped to show us the spider that he actually fucking drove back

he told us it was crossing the road and where he saw it. he approached it slowly. my mom saw it first because i'm blind like a mole. then he got closer and closer. we had to drive past it because there was a car behind us, and it looked small really, then he turned around again so we could stop the car and go see it. he approached it slowly again and stopped where we could clearly see it.

IT WAS A WHOLE ASS TARANTULA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.

and you might think "wow. you got fucked. holy shit. spent the entire day afraid of spiders and now there's a tarantula right in front of your car??"

right???????????????anyways i ran out of the car with my phone and took pictures of it while it was like 40 or 30cm away from my feet.

literally barged out with my camera app in hand and started taking pictures like it was a celebrity, and since i'm some lucky fuck, even when i walked around it, it didn't mind me, just making its way downtown, walking fast. probably a peaceful species, which is a blessing for me to run into while living in south america. i even put my phone back in my pocket and stared down at it. it was probably the size of my hand. i didn't touch it with hands or ANYTHING at all because i know their little hairs are very sensitive, so it could just bolt at any point if i annoyed it or made it scared. we watched out for cars until it was safe inside the forest.

and that's it. after i went back to the car i almost had a fucking heart attack while realizing what the fuck i had just done. i am stupid and crazy and i simply act on impulse.

#bitch what the fuck #my dad saw his while it was out for hunting aw cute #anyways i am terrified rn #tw spiders #neo rants

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today i fought the giant enemy spider. not really but also yes

me and my parents visited a waterfall we usually go to. and the problem is that There were spiders everywhere. their webs were immense and i'm not even being dramatic. they were enormous too. so my dad was scaring me all the time by saying stuff like they were coming down or how there was one right behind me. i just screamed all the time there like my life depended on it. but after a while we went home so i was finally safe lol

on the way home, after my little Funky rocks i found in the river fell on my feet, my dad shouted "DID YOU TWO SEE THAT HUGE ASS SPIDER?" and i just went Haha funny didn't see anything while looking at the ground oops! because we were already far from the waterfall yet he was still using the spider scare on me

i thought that until he stopped the car and turned around while telling us we had to see it.

(you rn)

AND HE DROVE BACK TO THE SPIDER SO WE COULD SEE IT?!??!?! he was actually so pumped to show us the spider that he actually fucking drove back

he told us it was crossing the road and where he saw it. he approached it slowly. my mom saw it first because i'm blind like a mole. then he got closer and closer. we had to drive past it because there was a car behind us, and it looked small really, then he turned around again so we could stop the car and go see it. he approached it slowly again and stopped where we could clearly see it.

IT WAS A WHOLE ASS TARANTULA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.

and you might think "wow. you got fucked. holy shit. spent the entire day afraid of spiders and now there's a tarantula right in front of your car??"

right???????????????anyways i ran out of the car with my phone and took pictures of it while it was like 40 or 30cm away from my feet.

literally barged out with my camera app in hand and started taking pictures like it was a celebrity, and since i'm some lucky fuck, even when i walked around it, it didn't mind me, just making its way downtown, walking fast. probably a peaceful species, which is a blessing for me to run into while living in south america. i even put my phone back in my pocket and stared down at it. it was probably the size of my hand. i didn't touch it with hands or ANYTHING at all because i know their little hairs are very sensitive, so it could just bolt at any point if i annoyed it or made it scared. we watched out for cars until it was safe inside the forest.

and that's it. after i went back to the car i almost had a fucking heart attack while realizing what the fuck i had just done. i am stupid and crazy and i simply act on impulse.

#tw spiders #tarantulas..? #do i even tag them. #IF ANYONE WANTS THE PICTURES I'LL SHOW U LOL #neo rants #not a jerma reference i swear oh gid oh shit oh fuck

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’Atlantis’ MV Shooting ⚓ TAEMIN

#taemin #shinee

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random stray kids mv (8/?):  Blueprint

#first gif is castiel in season 12 finale

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what's worse: taemin running around unsupervised without his hyungs, always saying he misses them or onkeyho running around unsupervised, saying they miss their little maknae who they love so dearly?

#shinee #taemin #minho #onew #key

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i love how stray kids did a "we are professional chefs, 5 stars michelins" concept but then in the group we have people like felix, the one who took the opportunity to learn how to bake and has told stays he'd love to bake cookie for all of us, and changbin, who can't even crack eggs and when he dropped one on the floor his immediate thought was I'm Gonna Take A Pic Of This Bullshit That Just Happened And Show It To Stays On The Internet

#felix #lee felix #changbin #seo changbin #stray kids #haha funny #// #honorary mention to chan who is gordon ramsey's secret apprentice and can do anything in the kitchen

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© kqjwy | fancall event

OP told san to model for her while she drew his portrait and his reaction when he saw what she really drew for him...

#san #ateez #haha funny #// #HELPFTKWVTOWGIEVTHFFIW HSI FACEE #ATINYS R THE BEST SYOPP

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SHINee ✦ ’Atlantis’ Last Stage Ending Fairies

#taemin #minho #onew #key #shinee #// #I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GIF ALL OF THEM #WHYYY ARE THEY LIKE THIS I LOVE THEM

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my favorite binnie looks (11/∞)

#changbin #stray kids #// #I LOVE ARM #AUAUAGDHWIFIFJEHEYY!@%$%^@^@^%^@&!*&%@%$^@*!@^

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also i just wanted to say that this is Hilarious because some time ago after building korea on mc happened he mentioned being scared of fancams (fancams, where the idol is dancing, not edits) and i KNOW that if this happened and this very famous kpop stan mentioned him his twitter mentions would've been filled with loona, nct, stray kids and other idols fancams HHHRKRKKRHRKJ it would be the funniest thing ever to just scroll down the replies of rt tweeting something about like Miitopia and just loads of fancams popping up with people saying "gay obama rights"

this absolutely makes no sense but i dreamt that we had these kinds of floatings badges which let other people know which fandoms you were in or what people you stanned, so i had a bunch of kpop groups and rt there. for some reason, i attended a kpop event, and like... literally EVERYONE would stop me in the event when they saw my dan badge and would ask "can i see him??" plus everytime they would reply with something like "his eyes are so pretty!" and when i showed them clips of him they'd ask about his accent and where he's from. someone who was very well known in the fandom said he was cute and that "he looks very polite" also they shared something about him on social media n it got like 287472 interactions lol ?? anyways it was basically a dream where five thousand kpop stans were complimenting dan. 👍🏻

#replyingtomyselfReblog

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the 4 stages of taemin pulling out his extension 

#taemin #shinee #// #HELPPFOFDGRHRIEH

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HELLO????

i will NEVERRR forgive chan for saying changbin looks like one of these on the 100th chan's room. and also for bringing attention to the fact it actually looks like him.

#FUCK

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i will NEVERRR forgive chan for saying changbin looks like one of these on the 100th chan's room. and also for bringing attention to the fact it actually looks like him.

#tone tag: joke #changbin #bang chan #han #stray kids #// #EVEN THE BIG DARK SPARKLY EYES #BULLYING MY SON FOR HIS NOSE ✋🏻 CHRIS CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻 #says i... someone who also has a big nose... #the first one looks so polite oh my god #ALSO HANNIE LAUGHED SO MUCH AT IT MAYBE I FORGIVE CHAN WJBFEHFH #btw yes they called him walrus but at some point when chan searched it on the internet he said it wasn't the right one #so he searched elephant seals and chaos ensued

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breaking news: seo changbin wears pants like any other human he is not a pantsless walrus

#changbin #han #bang chan #3racha #stray kids #// #i watched this today at like 2am and i was on my kitchen floor wheezing the entire time at how PISSED binnie was throughout that vlive

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An Adélie penguin trying to assert dominance over its mortal enemy

#hongjoong #seonghwa #ateez #// #he's so . #if i was seonghwa i would either put him in a headlock or kiss him #WAIT HE'S USING HIS MASSIVE TITTIES AGAINST HIM

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this absolutely makes no sense but i dreamt that we had these kinds of floatings badges which let other people know which fandoms you were in or what people you stanned, so i had a bunch of kpop groups and rt there. for some reason, i attended a kpop event, and like... literally EVERYONE would stop me in the event when they saw my dan badge and would ask "can i see him??" plus everytime they would reply with something like "his eyes are so pretty!" and when i showed them clips of him they'd ask about his accent and where he's from. someone who was very well known in the fandom said he was cute and that "he looks very polite" also they shared something about him on social media n it got like 287472 interactions lol ?? anyways it was basically a dream where five thousand kpop stans were complimenting dan. 👍🏻

#rtgame #oneofmydreams #// #white man makes sea of curious teenagers fall in love with him (/p) at forst sight/at first word spoken™ #first* I'M NOT GONNA REWRITE THE WHOLE TAG RN FUCK OFF

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Lee know husband material <3

#lee know #stray kids #// #HE!!!!! HIM!!!!!!!!