sexually-confused-goblin

[sexually-confused-goblin]

This might sound so stupid, but do elves in "The Dragon Prince" know a human's hair can turn white with age? And I mean the type of stark white we see Dark Mages rock.

I need to know for a potential scene in a fanfic - maybe something like a sweet old grandma approaching an elf to ask for directions and said elf just screaming in fear for their life because they see a human with completely white hair and immediately expect a Dark Mage🤔

#lost my longest white hair today which got me started on thinking about the white hair resulting from powerful dark magic #and consequently ended with the question of how terrifying a human retirement home would be to an elf #the dragon prince #tdp meta

[sexually-confused-goblin]

So I just found out about THERMONATOR THE FLAMETHROWER ROBOT DOG.

And I love it to absolute death

I also really like the fact that the most scifi in real life robots (that I've seen anyways) are freaking dogs.

Because of course they are.

#thermonator #flamethrower #hot dog

[sexually-confused-goblin]

Went to the cinema today with some friends to watch "What a Feeling" and I'm so glad we decided on that movie🥺 some drama, comedy (but not over the top) and just generally a sweet and funny wlw feelgood-romance🩵

#the plot wasn't too deep and of course it had clichés but it was all in all really sweet #almost cried a bit at the end when one of the protagonists came out to her old and traditional mother and with how loving she reacted to it #austrian cinema #wlw movie #lgbtqia+ representation

[sexually-confused-goblin]

Spoiler puzzle for the 6x02 episode title - three words, each correlating to the picture. We also know the S6 episode titles tell a story of their own with "Startouched" being the title of 6x01.

Here are some potential avenues for each one!

First picture options: heart, light, together, reunion, reconciliation

Second picture options: war, battle, attack, divide

Third picture: mushroom, healing, a collection of mushrooms is also called a cluster or troop

Light Divides and Heals maybe? Love Wounds Healing? Hearts, Wars, Healing?

the good news is that we will be getting the actual title tomorrow

#are the titles supposed to consist of only the three words we can guess from the pictures? #if not then maybe something like “love fighting for roots” or “war sprouted from love” #because the depicted mushrooms are basically just the fruit without their mycelium ... but idk lol

[sexually-confused-goblin]

Omg, you can help two universities from Graz reassamble a broken church artefact through a multiplayer online puzzle!!!

#tu graz #universität graz #archaeology #this is so cool and so hilarious at the same time😭

[sexually-confused-goblin]

I should really start remembering my passwords 🥲

But the fic's finally updated😅

HRMHRHRHRMRMRHRHRMRHR TOMORROW IS THURSDAY

WHICH MEANS

HRMEMEMRMERHERMEHRKRJE

THAT @sexually-confused-goblin IS RELEASING HER NEXT CHAPTER OF HER HERIUHERFHRUFHERFH FIC

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[sexually-confused-goblin]

As I already put in my bio, I sometimes post my fanfiction on ao3. For the newest (sixth) chapter of Walking a Travelled Path I had written how Harrow cooks Semmelkren (= "horseradish bread sauce" is the closest translation I could find) with the weapons-grade bread he and Runaan found in the Banther Lodge. Semmelkren is quite easy and quick to make, but I thought if someone would like the recipe (if you can call it that) I use, I would put it here.

The main ingredients are beef stock (or water and a stock cube/powder), Semmelwürfel (basically stale and hard bread rolls cut into cubes - from what I've read and heard though, American white bread for example is much sweeter than what we have here in Europe, so I can't promise anything regarding the taste should you use anything else than European white bread), grated horseradish and a bit of sour cream (but it's not necessary to add).

1. Bring a bit of your stock to boil.

2. Add your bread cubes, gradually add the rest of your broth and keep cooking it on medium heat until you get a thick consistency.

3. Now you can mix in like a spoonful or two of the sour cream - or just however much you like really (none at all is also perfectly fine), this recipe doesn't really have concrete measurements.

4. Add your desired amount of horseradish at the very end. It's actually important to wait with this step until you're almost finished, because otherwise the horseradish might lose its spiciness during the cooking process and you wasted a bunch of horseradish for nothing. A small piece of advice: Choose a pot of the right size or if you aren't sure, go a size bigger … In the middle of cooking I decided to cook more than I had initially planned (which you can see in the third picture) and had a hard time stirring thanks to the too small pot ^^'

5. Garnish with a bit of grated horseradish and enjoy! (It would traditionally be served as a side dish to beef.)

#it definitely tastes better than it looks lol #when I saw the weapons-grade bread in tdp my first thought was “would be perfect for Semmelkren or Semmelschnitte/Semmelknödel” #semmelkren #austrian food #recipe #cooking #this post has been sitting in my drafts for over half a year now

[sexually-confused-goblin]

XD <3

I should hopefully be able to upload it at around 10 pm <3

HRMHRHRHRMRMRHRHRMRHR TOMORROW IS THURSDAY

WHICH MEANS

HRMEMEMRMERHERMEHRKRJE

THAT @sexually-confused-goblin IS RELEASING HER NEXT CHAPTER OF HER HERIUHERFHRUFHERFH FIC

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[sexually-confused-goblin]

there’s no rush; you’ll figure things out eventually

requested by: anonymous

#lgbtqia+ #i felt obligated to reblog given my username lol

[sexually-confused-goblin]

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

#omg I need to rewatch “Titanen des Erdreichs” on YouTube now #no idea what our teachers expected to happen whenever the substitute didn't show up #but it probably wasn't a room full of teenagers watching a mockumentary about excavators on the classroom TV

[sexually-confused-goblin]

Happy with how it turned out ^^

✨️Procrastination baking!✨️

#the crust is sooo nice and crunchy

[sexually-confused-goblin]

✨️Procrastination baking!✨️

#bread #baking #i'm procrastinating #at least it's relaxing #watching bread in the oven is so much more interesting to me than studying data analysis

[sexually-confused-goblin]

I finally managed to finish the next chapter of "Walking a Travelled Path" (still needs to be checked for mistakes though) so I thought I might start writing the story for a writing contest I want to compete in.

That was about two hours ago.

Now I'm sitting at my desk and contemplating the pros and cons of starting the story over and continuing it in English instead of German because I apparently forgot how to write creatively in my native language during school and uni, where every text had/has a very strict structure and somewhat felt/feels the same every time.

#Why does my native language sound so cringe to me while writing and rereading stories I wrote? #it feels like all I can manage in German is something following strict writing rules and something sounding academic #the struggle is real #if neither the pros nor the cons outweigh the other I've just decided to write it in dialect

[sexually-confused-goblin]

There was a German version of Deadpool called Deutschpool. He was like Deadpool but in lederhosen. He ate my leftovers. The only thing he said in English is when he smacked my ass and said, “Hey handsome”.

#i saw that exact funko in a store today

[sexually-confused-goblin]

YURI!!! on ICE the movie : ICE ADOLESCENCE Officially Canceled

YURI!!! on ICE the movie: ICE ADOLESCENCE Cancellation Notice Thank you very much for always supporting "Yuri!!! on ICE." Regarding the postponed release of "YURI!!! on ICE the movie: ICE ADOLESCENCE," we have come to the decision to unfortunately cancel its production. We deeply apologize for not being able to meet the expectations of all those who have been waiting and have continued to support us throughout these years. The production committee and staff have been in constant discussions to create and to deliver the movie, but due to various circumstances, we have had to make the difficult decision to stop the production. We sincerely apologize to everyone who has been anticipating its release and thank you once again for your continued support. Yuri!!! on ICE PROJECT MAPPA Co., Ltd. Posted on the official Yuri on Ice twitter, @ yurionice_PR

Figure some YOI folks may still follow me, here's the news.

#maybe someday in the far away future it will still happen #since last year we got new episodes for a show that had already existed while my parents were still kids #it had a musical in 2018 but the last movie from the franchise was from 2003 (and the series went on until 2007) #I'm obviously not from the business so I of course don't know whether or not it's possible ... but hope dies last

[sexually-confused-goblin]

I'll just leave that here

#those who get it get it #greek mythology #kronos #snacks

[sexually-confused-goblin]

Odysseus: pickaboo

Telemachus: father I'm 20 years old

Odysseus: indulge me