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Jujutsu Kaisen men + Twitter Links

All links are nsfw!

A/n saw alot of people doing this so i wanted to try it :3

Toji Fushiguro

How he eats your cunt

Making out with him in the elevator

Something he’d do

Pounding you in public

How he fingers you

Fucking you dumb

Satoru Gojo

Morning sex

Him stuffing his finger in your ass <3

Him pounding you rough

You two fucking in a plane and getting caught

Grinding on him while he's tired

Fucking your tight little asshole

Playing with you on his thigh

Choso kamo

Rubbing his cock on your cunt

Fucking you like this

Eating your ass while rubbing your cunt

Fingering you

Creaming on his cock

Fucking your boobs

Nanami Kento

Made another one just for Nanami click here <3

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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*in the shop*

*enter a child and her parents, the child is wearing a plastic tiara*

My boss: oh wow, what a pretty little princess we have here!

Child: excuse me, I’m a queen.

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*working in a herbal shop*

Client: do you sell hydrating oil?

Me: you mean for your ski-

Client: for sex

Me:

Me: ah

#herbal medicine #herbal shop #herbal health #herbal #seggsual #hydrating #hydrating oil #shop #lifeinashop #shoplift

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Me: Nah it's too long to clean it shell by shell

Still me: *proceeds to zone the fuck out for an hour and a half while cleaning it*

#cleaning #deepcleaning #sea shells

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*at a concert in italy*

Girl in the crowd: *screeches loudly out of happiness*

Someone: you CHICKEN

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Let me explain briefly what having a Chinese boy bring you flowers for Valentine's day is like.

Chinese boy: I was so anxious about the flowers to buy for you because I thought they might be the wrong ones

Me: don't worry I love these :) (they're orchids)

Chinese boy: Yeah I thought of getting you white roses because I liked them a lot but I wasn't sure since they mean death

Me:

Me: what

Chinese boy: Yeah...? White flowers mean death

Me: ...no they don't? They mean death in China, honey. Here they mean purity

Chinese boy:

Chinese boy: oh

#China #chinese boy #valentine's day #flowers #orchids #orchid

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Just thinking about that time when I was little when my parents had to keep foam rubber on all the radiators in our house because I had once casually slammed my face on one of them so hard I still have a scar on my forehead

#radiators #trauma #Just thinking about that time

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Kaz: Do you know what's wrong with Van Eck?

Matthias: No honor?

Nina: Rotten parenting skills?

Jesper: Receding hairline?

I love this book.

#six of crows #kaz brekker #crooked kingdom #leigh bargudo #leigh bardugo #Van eck #incorrect quotes

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skepticism

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I feel so single

#Single #singlelife #Fuck

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Man

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nervous system? it sure is!

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This is the kind of shit I like in posts

The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

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I'm tired of scrolling through Pinterest and only finding posts that are literally screenshots of tumblr posts

#pinterest #Tumblr #fuck it