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James: Do you really hate Sirius?

Regulus: Yes.

James: So you're telling me you wouldn't save his life? What if he needed a kidney?

Regulus: James, he's my brother. Of course I'd give him my kidney. Just not my respect.

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rip regulus black you would’ve loved saying “womp womp”

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Guess I don't need to say anything...

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this was funnier in my head

#ttpd #taylor swift #who's afraid of little old me? #the tortured poets department #and a leap from the gallows and i levitate down your street #crash the party like a record scratch

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🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!

You will get good comments and kudos!

You will beat your writers block!

GO AND WRITE!

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she really said ‘and while we’re at it, fuck kim kardashian too’

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When I say the Black brothers are dramatic little cunts, what I really mean is that Regulus is dramatic and Sirius is theatric. Regulus is out here writing sad boy poetry and regularly lays prone in the middle of the floor when he’s had a shite day, while Sirius is tossing out Shakespearean-level insults while dancing on the bar.

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old habits die s̶̮̩̝̻͛ͪͣ͠c̖̭̗̦̭̳̬̯̟̟̅̋ͮͪ̊̑̃͂́̀r̵̥̝̭͆̄̂̋̓ͨ̈́͆ͦͪ͜e͎͍̮ͦ͋͒aͣ͡m̧͖̭̙͙̒̾̅̌͑͜͢͞_̡̺̺͔̤͗̎͑̃̌ͦ̕͞i̷̼̠̼̝̳̙̭̝͛͛͂́̅͜͢͡nͪ͡g̻

#ttpd #the black dog #taylor swift #the tortured poets department

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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

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i can do it with a broken heart ✨ 💃 💔 🕺 ✨

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Sirius totally is the kind of guy to use overconfidence and humour as a coping mechanism. He can fluctuate from "I'm the greatest gift to wizard kind" to "I don't deserve to even exist, I'm sorry for breathing" in seconds and I don't know how Remus manages to keep up with it, but I'm suddenly beginning to understand his addiction to coffee and why he's so tired all the time.

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Because i refuse to let the cowboy trend die

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[names my sons cain and abel] alright. get to it

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pov: you’re harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds

their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3

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Please I've been on my knees Change the prophecy

whatever you do don't imagine these lyrics as Lily and James begging for their son. I'm about to be violently ill.

#marauders #james potter #lily evans #the prophecy #harry potter #ttpd #the tortured poets department #taylor swift #thought i caught lightning in a bottle asdfg

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the prophecy - taylor swift

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'Quick, quick, tell me something awful Like you are a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy Tell me all your secrets'

-Mr Tell Me A Fucking Secret

#marauders #all the young dudes #atyd #ttpd #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #I Hate It Here