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bunny on a leash 🐇

[ID Geralt on his knees looking up at Yennefer who is off screen. He is wearing a sexy bunny suit with knee high boots. He is wearing a collar and Yennefer is holding his leash. End ID]

#his preferred diet #Is Dandelions of course #geralt of rivia #twn #Thanks bluedillylee I was cackling as I drew it

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#plumard boops #batcats doing nonsense #perfect for this holiday where we digitally smacked each other #I am absolutely delighted by everyone who booped me this April fools day #plumard #dettlaff van der eretein #emiel regis rohellec terzieff godefroy #the witcher 3 #vampire husbands

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#plumard #dettlaff van der eretein #Batcats getting in on the boop action this fools day #Self boop

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Bruh what the fuck is a super boop??!!

If you're on a pc, you can hover your mouse over the boop button until it does a sick kickflip and then PUNCH IT YEEEAAAAH-

#i'm having so much fun

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A common first-time rabbit owner mistake; bunnies should wear harnesses, which is safer for their delicate necks than collars. Take a look at this properly outfitted bunny enjoying his outdoor enrichment.

bunny on a leash 🐇

[ID Geralt on his knees looking up at Yennefer who is off screen. He is wearing a sexy bunny suit with knee high boots. He is wearing a collar and Yennefer is holding his leash. End ID]

#jk jk jk #I own a rabbit and I could not resist making this joke #I love drawing shitposts #but for real this series of bunny Geralt #*mwah* #chef's kiss #the witcher #witcher netflix #geralt #Witcher Pinup #yenralt

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I have, in my collection, a chunk of European bison femur.

It's black as tar and about as heavy as you'd expect. What you wouldn't expect is the tiny barnacles attached to it-or where or even how it was found. The fisherman that found it were probably just as surprised as anyone else would be upon finding the bone of a land mammal not know for great swimming skills in their net-the fact that this is thousands of years old was just extra on top of the unexpected find.

But it's less of a shock if you know about the lost land under the waves of the north sea. The ice age locked up a lot of water and it was once dry land; land this animal walked on thousands of years ago with woolly rhinos and mammoth. Of those, only they remain-and sometimes I wonder if the descendant remembers migration routes that dead-end into the sea, a ghost of home still knocking around in a ponderous skull.

#original art #wisent #buffalo #palentology #geology #pastel pencils #soft pastells

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#geralt of rivia #the witcher 3 #witcher 3 #working on my theme of #nudes of buff dudes #with suggestive flowers #I just like the dichotomy of very masc guys with delicate florals #oh and I think it's funny to use flowers that are linked to sex stuff #like the butterfly pea flower in this one #also know as #'Clitoria ternatea' #can you guess why lol #also made him a ftm because well #fits in with the flowers for... #obvious reasons

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#we've all done that thing #where we scoop up our house tigers and love them against their will #Dettlaff also feels the call of 'I must bother this animal' like the rest of us #plumard #dettlaff van der eretein

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Pickles the Plumard with a button obsession

A mysteries occurrence befalls random villages where when they wake, they discover one or several buttons missing from their clothes.

What they don’t see is during the night, a certain cat witcher chasing down the ‘beast’ responsible so she may wrap Pickles up in a burrito blanket to keep him out of trouble

Pickles found his name when he took a small crash into an empty pickle vat as a juvenile and Dessi nursed him back to health

The rumor that vampires have to count whatever you throw on the floor is a lie, but if you throw a fistful of buttons down, Pickles will be to distracted picking them all up whilst Dessi gets the blanket to capture Pickles with.

#♣Pickles the Plumard♣ #god I love this #delighted that someone else shares the love for batcats #pickels is utterly adorable #reminds me of a few news stories I'd seen where owners had cats that would steal things from neighbors #listen I know you said empty pickle vat #but this started with a hilarious photo of a wet cat and spiraled from there #also I like drawing pickles (the vegetable) #and half-drowned pathetic plumards

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#hissy bebe #i am determined to draw dozens of plumards doing silly cat things #Plumard #he ANGY #batcat #he's doing that floof strut to make himself look bigger #trying to scare Dettlaff off so he doesn't get flea dipped #doesnt work of course #but he tries

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#It's the little things #usually you step back to admire nature #but sometimes you gotta stoop close #see the little details #the texture #tiny life #their are entire worlds under your feet #you can take the time to appreciate #and sometimes we need a reminder #and sometimes that reminder comes in the form of fungi-obsessed vampire #that is more used to looking a lichen slide in a microscope #dettlaff van der eretein #emiel regis rohellec terzieff godefroy #vampire husbands #the witcher 3 #the witcher #witcher 3

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@lillymoid colored the bebes and it's delightful. I give blanket permission for peeps to color them and all my other plumard shitposts and share the results with me

"I drew this one to illustrate the stupidity of colette being unable to get down...when she was three feet off the ground."

"collette's daughter-who inherited the stupid-being burrioto'd to remove burrs from her fur becuase she chased a marmot into a thistle patch."

"Collette and said daughter being cute to make up for thier crimes. Regis knows you knocked his glass set off the table."

-Dettlaff's 248th sketchbook commpilation with commentary

#most unconventional coloring book #but who can resist some cute batcats #plumard #more ppl on the plumard train

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I know European Starlings are not everybody’s favourite in America (for good reason, and I know it is not the bird’s fault), but can we for a moment sit down and admire their most beautiful plumage?

#Beauty in the profane #Glitter pens sparkle markers and metallic colored pencils #photos do not do the shine and glitter it has in person justice #thank you for the picture op

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#witcher with...no earring? #obvs based on the 'merchant with pearl' painting in the games #which in itself is based on 'girl with a pearl earring' irl #so we've come full circle into art inception

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#geralt of rivia #the witcher 3 #young-ish geralt #becuase I uh #forgot his scars #oops #I didnt want to mess it up by adding them #done in watercolor crayons! #so fun highly recommend

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Dettlaff, as a normal vampire, has a highly mobile psyche that, like any normal psyche, needs to be given a rest. However, Dettlaff is not an ordinary vampire in every way. He is, so to speak, in vampire terms, with some inborn peculiarities…. No, Geralt, we're not using the words you want to say, and I don't even mean them. His… emotionalism is not a whim, and it takes a tremendous amount of energy that must be restored somehow. And by food, as we discussed with you earlier, and by sleep. Dettlaff sleeps many times more often than the average vampire, but these sessions are unlike how the rest of us sleep, and don't take about 25 years. He sleeps after every emotional upheaval he needs to get through, so…. oh, don't grab your swords! You, Geralt, flinch too, when transitioning from one phase of sleep to another, it's just that Dettlaff makes it a little more noticeable. Believe me, it's not the least bit annoying. Oh, no, of course he won't wake up from that, he won't wake up from any stimuli at all… except when you, Geralt, were sharpening your blade, yes, yes, but I must admit that I too am unnerved by such sharp and high sounds. On the other hand, such deep vampire sleep has its advantages - even if I want to put Dettlaff in a saddle or load him into a cart, nothing will wake him up at all. No, he won't be sleeping until he's blue in the face; I'll just wake him up. It's your speech, it's like-- no offense, but it's like an annoying barking in my ear. We always hear vampiric tongue. Always.

#regis was not happy about his alchemy equipment getting broken #the chair smelled like pickles from then on no matter how many times it was washed #Lambert's record is 18 and it hasnt been beat yet #I am having FAR too much fun with a deep sleeping Dettlaff #dettlaff van der eretein #geralt of rivia #emiel regis rohellec terzieff godefroy #the witcher 3 #the witcher games #Update: senpai noticed me #Hope it made you giggle oblakovka